i know one med school dude and he is def. not a dickbag, so there’s that, also a good friend went to law center
hi guys i am not a wanker i hope
i haven’t been on a computer all day because i was
then you are definitely a wanker
Hi, that was a pleasant day of driving through belgium. I took the slow road along the coast and took a break in the sand dunes.
I played a new game this trip, how fast can I cross and international boundary on land. I realised that crossing borders is always pretty slow, but there is an unrivaled opportunity on the french-belgian border between Dunkerke and Middlekerke to cross quickly. I got 105mph going east and 95 going west.
yeah
:(
naw you’re not a wanker, more of a dickbag i think
:D
that thing looks like such a jolly, chubby, excited little cartoon character guy. he would be an awesome pet, i bet.
dude, what’s with all the flashing lights on the metro buses? it looks like knight rider
not that that’s a bad thing
dude k8 il pizzico was fucking amazing!
appetizers:
bruschetta
buffalo mozz and peppers and tomatoes (A+)
mom got:
ravioli with mushrooms, spinach in this good cream sauce
tira misu
dad got:
shrimp which he said was great but ehh i hate shrimp
choc/hazelnut gelato (A+)
i got:
gnocchi with gorgonzola sauce and truffle oil (A+)
creme brulee (A+)
WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN
hahaha klg’s tummy is never wrong!
HEY ALLY—i was just looking @ the schefterblog gmail account and there are a couple of messages in there for you.
anyways i’m going to nepal today everyone—have a lovely month and a half!
Glad you liked it, PS!
xpost to MQ: my stomach was very, very wrong that time I gave myself food poisoning with the mushroom veloute!
haha I did not mean to call MW MQ!
omg I love the sandbox soooooooo much!!!
I’m gonna, like, post a million bazillion times today! It is so easy and CAREFREE
not to get pedantic here but when i say “your tummy is never wrong” I mean that if you like a place and it has good food then there is a strong chance that others will like it, etc. and you have good taste. . . jeez, learn to take a compliment!
I WUZ KIDDING HUSBANDZ I LUVE U
oh, you crazy kids
also dar1a yeah the new metrobus lights are...odd? i can’t decide if i like them or not—i mean i like them in that they’re awesome, but at the same time i’ve been goin all “ooh, shiiiiiiiiny” when i’m driving and i see one coming the other way and so i have this feeling that they’ll be responsible for my having an accident sooner rather than later.
WEHATEVESRZ. After 50 pages of Undaunted Courage, I’m ready to give up DC life and become a land speculator!
but at the same time i’ve been goin all “ooh, shiiiiiiiiny”
hahahahahahaha
nepal???
that’s pretty damn awesome—big up king gyanendra for me if you get the chance
or shit is he dead now?
ok no wait i was getting him confused with birendra (old king), gyanendra’s kind of a dick
Eat some thugpa and mom for me.
Promotion: official.
Special thanks to the coworker who emailed me: Congratulations, Walter!
haha congrats, walt
congrats!!
beerz for you bro
children by the million sing to perez hilton
A++++++
I will now, in ten minutes, make everyone hate me.
STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god here comes evil knievel again
guys
i just found out that the goat story was wrong
THE GOAT THAT GOT SHOT WASN’T ONE OF THE HIGHWAY GOATS
WHY SO MANY GOATS? NO IDEA
also: i found out last night, ph0undation plays BEASTIE BOYS COVERS
also: jhosh, spam from barack obama /= mail for me, you bastard
we also invented a new drink, called the “gin and sonic” which is exactly what you would expect. cherry limeade slush plus gin. now we have no more gin ;_;
maybe i should just link and tell people that this is NSFW
go here http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=44819#unread
and scroll down to this.
forksclovetofu on Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:10 (Yesterday)
you’ll know it when you see it.
i have also been forced to put on self-tanner 8[
anyway bye everyone just wanted to update now i have to go get a manicure?!?!?!
ally go see my link first!
wow what is going on on that thread? i’m never going back to real ilx.
self tanner??? more goats??? you can’t just drop these bombshells and then go get a manicure
also walt that picture is v v UH
it’s funk awesome sweetness, that’s what you mean
we also invented a new drink, called the “gin and sonic” which is exactly what you would expect. cherry limeade slush plus gin. now we have no more gin ;_;
— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), March 16th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)
ALLY I MISSS U AND I WANT A G&S
I AM A SSSSSNAKE
also: jhosh, spam from barack obama /= mail for me, you bastard
haha no srsly look
Hey up — see the ILNFL Faq, does it have to be editable, or would you just like a static version back? I do the latter easy, the former will take me a bit longer.
Allan(stet)
————————
Ally-
My favorite place is called Casey Moore’s. Its kind of all things to all people, but I like it and most people whom I take there really like it. Its an old house and you can sit inside or outside. It gets pretty lively most evenings, but not in a loud music and crowds way. Also, for the fellas, there is an outdoor urinal/waterfall called the “blarney stone.” A real treat. Its at 850 S Ash Ave pretty close to downtown tempe.
If you can get into Phoenix please please please try and go to Chez Nous: http://www.cheznouscentral.com/index.shtml I can almost guarantee it will be worth it. Probably the most classic-ass place in PHX.
As far as dives near campus go, most of the ones I used to go to are “ROCKABILLY” or “PUNK” dives now. Anyway, check out the Yucca Tap room: http://www.yuccatap.com/ you can go there at 6am. Its great when there’s not a band playing and it might even still be good if a band is playing.
I’ll call a friend and see if he can remind me of better places near campus.
Oh, i dont think either of you are vegetarian, but you should still check out Pita Jungle where i used to work. They have meat on the menu too. Its fake healthy food with mediterainian themes. Give it a go and tell your server i said hi. http://www.pitajungle.com/
-Grady
ok! where do you suggest going, because my sister’s bar choices have been universally a bit shit in the past tbh but she’s a country western girl and completely weird (obviously) :\
ally
and i’ll be sure to eat pleanty of yucky tukpa and say hi to the king from for you all.
“ROCKABILLY” not going to work. Tom’s hair is not even close to Rockabilly
guys my mom has disappeared and we have to go watch ph0undation in like a half hour and i will be v disappointed with her if we miss any of it due to late manicures due to her DISAPPEARING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND DYING.
This wedding seems to be too focused on grooming and not enough on booze, I think you must be adopted.
no no, remember the ...JOHNNY WALKER line? i want to marry ally’s mom.
wait, amazing
Don’t forget the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also DC, I will be expecting your video contribution to ILXORLOLAPALOOZA, London edition.
wau
holy shit i am hungover
surprisingly, i am not.
i kinda am
surprise
c/d guilt by association when yr pal is a drunken asshole
i should be, TOTALLY should be but aren’t even a little. maybe i should be concerned?
dear river wolf,
your state is fucking awesome.
sincerely,
ghost rider
ps to answer your question that is a dud
ghost rider,
it is pretty awesome, if only because the cops are relatively cool about public urination.
all my best,
river bear shark
ps i know ;_; i have been apologizing by proxy for dude’s behavior all day
Unique woman pendant or BEER OPENER????
NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE!
i was listening to nick lowe again last night and remember our fake band? we should totally be called the litte hitlers.
little hitlers you mean?
hitler lite
THAT TOO!
or maybe whomever is the front man can be known as little hitler and the backing band will be called “the jew run media”.
holy crap i forgot how much it sucked to be actually barfy hungover
this creighton/nevada game is bananas.
ph0undation: ska band!!!
wow ok so i’m sick tonight and convalescing at home and really really really really bored ever since we got rid of our tv and i just read this ENTIRE thread. there is so much history, here.
also WHO WAS DANNY BELTWAY?
I AM SICK TOO AND BORED AT HOME. WHERE IS SOMEONE NOT AFRAID OF MY GERMS TO PET MY HEAD???
You should actually all be afraid of my germs, the congestion isn’t that bad but the fever sucks, not to mention that feeling when I move too quickly and the room shivers and I think I’m going to pass out.
i am also sick and convalescing at home. been barfy, and watching a generally mediocre japanese movie
Uuhhh Evan, the last time I spent a whole day that way was after the first time I met Lauren and ddb! It was all L and I could do to text each other all afternoon in between bouts of crippling nausea. Sorry, duder. Head petting all ’round.
i’m not sick, but bored & the weather sucks! i think i’m going to alexandria to get a coffee at misha’s
by the way, this guy rules. i just wanted to share (via facehunter blog)
i am still sick, but not as bad, so i blew off ‘work’ and am going flyfishing instead.
I am still sick but not as bad, so I blew off folding laundry and am meeting ghost rider for beers, instead.
Dear guys,
I SAW A REAL OTTER TODAY IN THE RIVER.
Best,
rw
i projectile vomited on wedding gifts :D
after my dad forced me to do a keg stand :D
But are they wedding gifts that can be HOSED DOWN?
oh actually no one even noticed, i cleaned it up pretty well. it honestly wasn’t drunkenness that made that occur, it was being flipped upside down for a fucking minute and being forced to guzzle budweiser immediately after dinner. after puking i was like THANK GOD, IT’S RALLY TIME.
i just found out my sister beat us all in the party trashed stakes. she went nuts on white zin (!!) and, in her words, puked three big pukes, and two small ones. stay golden, girlfriend, stay golden.
i have some fantastic photos. my sister is apparently unable to ever shut her mouth so every photo of her looks like she’s screaming at someone.
oh sorry for the drunk dialing, those of you who know who you are.
:D