megan says hi to you, laurel!

Emails were a phillip, pls to fedex hot single girls, I don’t appear to have a wedding this year.

guys if i don’t find the cord for my phone soon i won’t be able to do any more drunk texting ;_;

Yay Ally, that is awesome.

success

why won’t they all leave and let me take a nap before i get to go to nice restaurant completely disgusting and unshowered, is all i am asking here.

NAPS FOR SOME, NICE RESTAURANT DINNERS FOR ALL

i already brunched disgusting and unshowered, now i think i might actually take one of those shower things

Spartans fend off ‘Wild Hogs’ and Bullock

^^i would watch this movie

oh right, shower

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL SUNDAY, NEW YORK OTM

sky me

I NEED WEDDING PICTURES so I can caption them with “That’s not Tubgirl, that’s ___________.”

omg

hey, to the few actual DC-area people reading this thread I ordered tickets to the Sunday, March 25th 1pm screening of Jacques Tati’s Playtime at the AFI.

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx#PLAYT

wicked! i will go. c cool

oh my god, though some amazingly cruel twist of fate i have a mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot

this might be the single worst thing that’s ever happened to me

blame it on: a simple twist of fate.

also: you were born too laaaaaaaaaaaaaate

NOO YORK SAY HERRO

that’s our trick, but i like it.

thanks to alex for introducing this regional delicacy to far away lands.

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

— maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (pelagi...), March 19th, 2007 3:23 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

phoneinbutt.jpg

Hey, speak to the other two about depth of penetration, I’ve got the whole keypad of my brick-like Nokia in there.

uh

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

Yeah, cos only sony erricssons are cleared for insertions.

i’ve seen laurel’s phone so let me tell you that’s quite impressive.

Why is my image broeked? :(((

works 4 me

does not work for me.

does not work for me! I wanna see!

anticipa-a-tion, it’s making me wait...

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window

or click here

http://lh4.google.com/image/carlygoodman/Rf6ktkyrQ9I/AAAAAAAAFKU/EZx1rScskuc/IMG_2492.JPG?imgmax=512

I don’t know how to link to that photo site, it’s not one of mine.

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window
or click here

tried that and got this:

Google

Error

Forbidden

Your client does not have permission to get URL / from this server.

;________; sorry bro

Here:

i’ll look when i get home, photobucket, while not blocked (at least i don’t the traditional ACCESS DENIED DUE TO:_____ message), no longer opens at work.

seriously dudes y’all need to learn to take a phone in the mouth

Yeah, the penetration is WEAK up in nyc!

yeah i’m sayin’ learn to stretch your mouths a little wider

baby you’re so demure

ohhhhh also fyi pete is doing a radio show, accessible via www.wmucradio.com, tomorrow from 10–12 (right?) and i’m doing one thursday from 8–10. both are going to be good. mine will be better.

i just checked and i can get nearly the whole thing in my mouth. will post documentation later this evening.

yeah bro we back blowin up the airwaves with precious little action and no sex at all

omg you can IM the DJ at WMUC!

ALEX DIDN’T TELL US THAT THE POINT WAS TO GET THE WHOLE THING IN, OKAY? I MEAN YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR CELL PHONT INTO YR MOUTH. IT DIDN’T REALLY SEEM TO NEED OR MERIT A RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

Yeah alex WTF? Bloggers need to be educatin’ the masses

ALEX DIDN’T TELL US THAT THE POINT WAS TO GET THE WHOLE THING IN, OKAY?

SOOOOOOOO TYPICAL

we were all nervous the first time, too!

i cried for weeks

we’re still working up to having people call us w/ phone in mouth.

btw LOL @ this:

“wet”

THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE

NOTICE MY BOY ON THE LEFT, W/ CIGGIE:

toms the real superstar duh

don’t be modest, yo

you wish.

it was that or a phone booth

ahahahahah UH

I am not putting my new phone in my mouth, sorry.

also pls to add flash brand soap bubbles from the tip of your phone BB, it looks like a bubble pipe.

I mean, it’s brand new; why would I mess it up like that?

(HINT HINT ASK ME ABOUT MY NEW PHONE, YOU FUCKERS)

dude, did you get a new phone????

dude, did you get a new phone????

I did! I got a Treo 750!

IT IS HOT SEX

Man that picture of t-bot ain’t right.

Dear XM:

Thank you for playing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.

yrs 4 life,

Brian

don’t ever let Sirus change you

GOD DAMN IT I AM COVERED IN HIVES

I FEEL JUST LIKE JOB

btw i know someone wants to make a hives joke. don’t do it. you’re above that joke.

I wanted to, but it would have been much better for photoshopping if you were covered in sahara hotnights.

i would not complain about being covered in hott swedish lasses, is the thing

hate to say i told you so bro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My boSS IS TRYING TO TAKE A VACATION WHEN I TAKE A VACATION

FOR THE SECOND TIME

IN A ROW

I TOLD HER AUGUST

SHES NOW GONE FOR A WEEK IN AUGUST

ITS FUCKING MARCH

holy shit best myspace “fun” “game” ad ever:

“TICKLE THE FAT KID TILL HE BARFS”

“PIN THE HIVES ON THE INDIE FUXXXOR”

fat kid pukes up ipods! congratulations western culture, you have won the universe.

HI GUYS, I’M BAAAAAAACK

You know what, that dress would have been a whole lot worse if it had been anything less than full on screaming purple.

Is your dad up for marrying off any more daughters because I would totally wed one for the party.

there’s two left. pick one and i can set you up to discuss.

I’m easy, just pick the one with the shortest hair.

That’s not Tubgirl, that’s Ally.

I was going to photoshop today’s FBorFW, but there’s some sort of occult symbolism going on at the bottom of the last panel that I’m pretty afraid of.

i just wanted everyone to see this

fuck yeah

yeah those pics r amazin

favorite picture detail: solo high heel

guys i’m probably quitting my job today