yeah a quiet brooklyn local sounds totally ideal! i think a large number of my friends have somehow decided that mona’s is a good idea on saturday but that really doesn’t sound possible now that i see it in writing, either they or i am insane.

instead of st patrick’s day i’m going to wait a week and celebrate greek independence day in astoria by watching some sort of soccer game and then rioting.

then, TMNT.

gyros on the half shell?

also smoking is for dummies

Never been to Mona’s but the online descrip sounds great EXCEPT FOR ON MARCH THE SEVENTEENTH. I’m gonna recc either Union Hall (fireplace, couches, and indoor bocce), Freddy’s (good Bklyn local, soccer crowd, a little older and quieter), Soda (good local, serves food, a little younger and Bklyn hipster), or this bar on Washington that Ian and I just tried, but I don’t know the name of it...anyway, there are plenty of options and most have patios for smoking & drinking SIMULTANEOUSLY.

also smoking is for dummies

smoking, like opposable thumbs, are what set us apart from savage beasts.

that should be smoking is.

my head still needs amputating.

Ain’t never been anything quite like this

It’s a magical thing called the Wilbury Twist

i will NOT be spending time on the computer today, dudes.

just FYI

i don’t get it

that strip would be so much better if dcilx wrote it.

haaaaaa brian pls to get a newspaper syndication deal asap

ha

ha

ha

that is righteous

throw in a “RENEW!” or two and i’ll fucking syndicate you myself

hi d00dz!

dude maryland what the fuck is the matter with your basketingball team?

that’s clearly tracer hand, not maryland.

we have tv tuner cards in our workstations here, i’m watching bc/texas tech. bc up by 3 right now.

alex that’s why you’re the reporter

hm. shit.

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?

bc is allergic to defense i guess.

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?
— ZR (teenagequie...) (webmail), Today 5:04 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

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hey! that’s my idea!

hi guys!!! did we move here permanently now?? hi!!! yes!!!

god my head

NEVER LEARN TO DRINK MY SISTER’S SMIRNOFF ICES

lol

me: who was that on the phone?

mom: (insert sarcastic face here) who the hell do you think?

me: brent

mom: WHO USES A WALKER?

me: brent

mom: i’m about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER.

is your mom single ally?

ALLY’S MOM = J0HN L4BEAUM3

my sister’s “wedding itinerary” which i have been given is FOUR PAGES LONG and includes things like “i will eat breakfast alone”

what teh FUCK?

when i got married, we didn’t even remember to get our wedding license.

Yes, Ally, but that kind of thing is what led to the little conversation I had with your dad on the patio.

LOL at “I will eat breakfast alone”!

Does it also include “Warriors will bring me the head of the proudest lion on the savannah”?

my dad tried to pick up on every single one of my female friends.

xpost no, she wants the head of a polar bear actually :\

Not THAT kind of conversation! The one where he might have kind of mentioned that he was triumphantly handing you over to be someone else’s problem.

Dan, you’re confusing it with your wedding.

i’m not supposed to be on the internet but japanese guy did it so i will too

Hard Gay is at the wedding???? wow

The most horrifying animal/teenager cruelty story is on CNN.com right now; is it bad that my first reaction upon reading it was to want to write the girl a letter apologizing for upsetting GZ**s?

yay maryland

xp—oh jeez dan i heard about that—shit is godawful

yay terps tho :D

JW IS LOOKING FOR Y’ALLS

Did DC people die?

— Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:40 PM (57 seconds ago)

haha xpost!

WE DIED

i told him we moved offices

It is possible that Dan’s wedding featured dancing bears. I wouldn’t know as I fluctuated from horrifyingly hung-over to fantastically wasted.

Yeah, I was one of those groomsmen.

There was at least one Fluffy Bear who danced on glass! There was also The Case of the Mysteriously Vanishing Brother.

SCOTCH!

guys can someone give me a smoke?

who the hell just texted me???

yeah jon i can hook you up but you’d prob have to come down to the LES i’m still workin right now

If it wasn’t for Dan’s wedding, I would never have had the chance to throw up on an airplane.

xxpost

i’m the smokiest guy on the lower east side

hi guys! Ally, your mom is a genius. how can I work “i’m about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER!” into daily conversation?

dudes my afternoon is RULING

- watching basketball at work

- drinking kombucha

- awesome free meal with parents coming soon

- awesome free howling hex show coming shortly thereafter

- who knows what else could happen???

- also im not logged out when i try to post

the brilliance of that statement is that you don’t have to try to work it in, i think you just say it. (xpost to horseshoe)

guys do i respond to mystery txt with “who is ghost rider” y/n

Y

Also: lolololol

THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR HTML

TXT MSG MYSTERY:

help I am falling asleep

WAKE UP

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WHY TOMBOT IS REALLY REALLY WRONG ABOUT THE WONDERMARK STUFF

Dear River Wolf,

Are you or are you not aware that medical schools are full of the biggest wankers in America???

Your concerned friend,

q.

TS: Medical School Wankers vs Law School Wankers vs Business School Wankers

hmmmmmm actually that is a tough call.

I’ll take Law School Wankers

I think we need to pick a school with all three and see how the wanker thing breaks down. How about GEORGETOWN:

G’town Business School: wankers

G’town Med School: wankers

G’town Law School: gabbneb

VS ART SCHOOL WANKERS GUYS

yeah but that’s a function of Georgetown, not a function of law school

art school wankers=you mean homeless dudes?

WAIT

MY BRO IS A G’TOWN LSW

WAU

art school wankers WAY better than the others

art school wankers, obv. the best of the four but they aren’t in the original equation posted by Mr. Perry.

Dang Perry as gabbneb’s bro SHOCKAH

WHY YOU RUIN FAMILY? ;_;

Can we all agree that med school wankers are possibly the worstest of the wankers?

no dan, it’s cool, not everyone at Georgetown is a dickbag

xpost: YES I AGREE SWEETCHEEKS

i dunno, i only know art school wankers, law school wankers, and business school wankers. while i’d probably pick the art school wankers over the other two i reserve the right to hold out hope that med school wankers aren’t that bad

exactly who at G’town is NOT a dickbag?

i mean, i like river wolf!

Business School Wankers are an order of magnitude worse than Medical School Wankers. At least the MSWs will eventually do things that contribute towards making sick people healthy.

(Personally I pick Music School Wankers)

Are drs less wanky if they went to med skoo in Britishersland?

Then they are Medical School Tossers.

I think so; different doctor-schooling system makes for less briffish Dr. Wankerage.

Clinton went to Georgetown=not a dickbag? some others around here who do not evr approach dickbagness in any way?

exactly who at G’town is NOT a dickbag?

My brother wasn’t! And his roommate! And... um...

(to be fair I didn’t meet that many of his law school classmates)

Fact: g’town law school is not in g’town. Perhaps this mitigates the dickbagishness for g’town law students

YES^^^^

I LOST A_P’S NUMBER? I AM GOING TO HANG OUT WITH IAN AT 8...!

I can gchat you the no, Jon.

taxes = filed.

nyc beer&records money should be en route.

jon, i will be busy every night i’m there but we should have day time drinks, yes?

kevin when are you arriving in nyc? will our paths cross?

no i will be there two weeks from today.

TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY! last night i was out with a friend and she was talking about how she can’t wait to go, then the guy spinning records was talking about how much he can’t wait for the shows, my friend eric can’t wait to be getting the hell out of here for a few days. chicago is killing us.

it will be nice to go to a festival where it’s not the same bands i would’ve been seeing all year anyway. i’m gonna have a blast.

We all are!! Oh man walking home from shows is unbelievably GREAT, I haven’t done that since I lived in Jersey City.

exactly who at G’town is NOT a dickbag?

HI DERE