i do not fuck skeletor.

or, you know, that. whatever. everything’s cute, i’m DRUNK AT 3:15 PM

this must be what being ZR is like

skeletor looks so happy in that ridiculous fan art coloring book picture

xp—throw some weed and some crippling depression in there and you’ve got a pretty accurate facsimile

i don’t buy this “being drunk” story nor do i buy that zr is drunk and blazing at 3:15 daily either. if it is true, fuck you all for never inviting me ;_;

ally yr invited to come get drunk in the middle of the afternoon whenever you want! so is everyone else on this thread!

except pete

;_; poor dude

he knows what he did

bony fucker

pete i’ll get drunk with you!

whatever, as long as i’m invited i don’t really care (sorry pete, you can come by my place whenever still)

he knows what he did

lolz

I am stoked and will try and do the whole mix tonight.

YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DRINKING AT YOUR HOUSE ALEX BUT ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

ok yeah i was just trying really hard not to laugh out loud over that

anyone want to come over and watch a movie tonight? i think that’s what i want to do, and company is sometimes nice.

then we get tattoos.

of jambi

have you guys seen that dragon penis tattoo?

ill come over and hang after work—i think im going to see food for animals at black cat with ivy, but im up for dinner etc!

i would hang out but i think propriety says i need to go to old ebbits grill or wherever.

yo and btw fuck bummerz ok?

but any other night of the week, tattoos of jambi i’m in for!!!!

man how come skeletor gets a pony and we couldn’t get any ponies the other night??

dudes newly relocated Oyamel at 7th & D has grasshopper tacos and jarritos.

wait a minute did they just move into the Andale space? They did, didn’t they.

sho ’nuff

THOSE BASTARDS

Andale was pretty shit the last couple years aside from the drinks, tho.

so it’s basically exactly the same thing, but with jarritos and tapas-style serving.

I didn’t know Oyamel was a restaurant from crystal city. We heard from the bartender at Jaleo that Andale fell apart because the owners divorced, so I figured the husband was just re-opening the same basic restaurant with a different name.

yeah but the after dinner drinks at andale were the fucking bomb

Andale was often hit-or-miss, it is true. but “pretty shit” is a little far, I think.

does gargamel’s or whatever have mayan coffee like andale did??? because if so i am going to go there

ok, i would drink at Gargamel’s every single day

i bet gargamel makes some fucking awesome coffee

during my last few meals at andale it was clear that nobody outside the bar staff cared what they were doing. The head bartender was crazy great, though. I’d like to know where he’s working now. Oyamel is owned by Jose Andres, the Jaleo/Zaytinya/Etc. guy. The prices are a little higher than they were in Crystal City but hey, at least it’s not in Crystal City.

ok we should do a black cat/red room kind of thing and name a part of the flying dawkins “gargamel’s.”

churros were always good at Andale.

crystal city is the nadir of the universe

xpost otm re: churros but otoh churros purchased from a stand outside of like a costco are always good as well. lesson: churros are awesome.

gargamel’s is where you snort rails off smurfettes hiney

Flying Dawkins is the main floor, Gargamel’s is the basement bar, YAAAAOW! is the upstairs dance club.

Ally OTM re: churros

xxpost dude jokes that objectify women arent funny

brian otm re: levels of the flying dawkins

xpost pete is wrong

smurfette is not a woman

can we have a little annex called wiibar?

YAAAAOW! To The People

yeah it can be like a pacman table except with a wii

we can have a wiiskey bar

it’s not objectifying her if you share the blow

show us the way to the next wiiskey bar

mw it is actually very difficult to do anything remotely like what you are describing and i think you’re going to end up wasting blow trying it.

i think a bar where you order by wii and then just hang out with a bunch of people and play wii if you want to would be amazing

it’s not objectifying her if you share the blow

— Dead Dylan Thomas (pelagi...)

OR IF YOURE DOING HER RIGHT AT THE SAME TIME WHOOPS BROKE MY OWN RULE

tom, if you didn’t make up your mind yet, id say clyde’s downtown is perfectly acceptable.. the food isn’t great but it’s not horrible.. it’s like the perfect place to go w/dad who likes olive garden and his buddies who usually have good old midwestern food.. when it’s not so much about having a great dinner as minimizing the risk that anyone in the party will be displeased

also, ally i don’t know what i eat most of the time, i spent a half hour in whole foods @ lunch break today trying to figure out what i could eat there.. half the store is a deli now but almost all the deli food is gross.. i ended up with some greek yogurt, chicken soup, and whole grain ezekiel bread

i don’t know allyzay i know smurfette a little better than you do, so. . .

Asylum’s decor would seem much cooler if they renamed the place Castle Greyskull.

smrufs are pretty small though, is the thing

also brian otm

BRIAN OTM

dar1a, which whole foods is it? the one up at tenleytown drove me NUTS with that last time i was there, it’s like 78% deli food that I do not want to eat, ever, and it’s impossible for me to decide on actual grocery items when i’m in there.

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette so we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don’t even know jack shit about what we’re talking about

i wasn’t SPECIFICALLY talking about smurfette, i meant doing blow off of other people in general

we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don’t even know jack shit about what we’re talking about

this would mean the end of ILX

people don’t have blow on them, usually, is the thing, I mean blow comes in little bags, it’s not just lying around on people and their butts

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette so we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don’t even know jack shit about what we’re talking about

— TOMB07 (tombo...), February 20th, 2007. (trm)

LOOKS WE TOUCHED A NERVE WITH SOMEBODY PINING FOR HIS PERVERTED YOUNG NERD DAYS

i fucking gave three years of my life to smurfette and i will not have my honor questioned by scoundrels.

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette

you never her?

i no longer have any idea what you all are talking about

i was busy dealing with more incompetence @ work

question. if you replace an image on a web page, and the new image is obviously NOT the same size as the old one, so the new image is all squished and out of proportion and generally looks like ass, do you just LEAVE IT THAT WAY and not fix one line of code to make it look right? y/n and do you NOT TELL ANYONE and leave it up to someone else to discover a week later? y/n

(if your answers were ‘yes,’ i can recommend you an awesome place to work)

goddamnit MW why do you keep using the word scoundrel!

too much Shakespeare?

dar1a do you work for schefterblog?

I do now!

we really need a new thread, this is absurdly slow

srsly i feel like.. anyone see that MST3K with “ATTACK OF THE the eye creatures” a film that was so boring and just went on and on and on and eventually it’s obvious.. THEY JUST DIDN’T CARE

hahaha I LOVE THAT ONE MAYBE I WILL WATCH IT TONIGHT

dar1a show only most recent 50 answers?

yeah dude i do show most recent 100 otherwise i’d go insane tryna read some of these things

my favorite mst3k is still riding with death, that movie fucking ruled

“They just didn’t care.”

guys mst3k is the only thing i use bittorrent for anymore i’m such a fucking nerd ;_1

lol gay/awesome? not sure

i don’t even know how to torrent!

lol gay/awesome? not sure

STORYOFMYLIFE.JPG

you stick your dick in the tubes and just kinda release

GUYS IF YOU TYPE OUT A HEART EMOTICON ON GCHAT IT FUCKING SPINS AND TURNS INTO A BIG PINK HEART WTF THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND

xpost WTF DOES THAT MEAN

lol hungover/still drunk? not sure, more like

I was telling mark how you torrent

yeah maybe you do but that’s possibly the most disgusting thing anyone’s ever posted to this thread!!

wait what if the tubes are too tight? does that mean my bitrate is too large?

listen with verizon broadband you’re not gonna have to worry about that

do not like where this is going, no sir

tho trashing verizon is pretty cool with me actually

oh wait now i remember! verizon gave me some “ethernet” cables i’m not really using b/c of the wireless. . .maybe i can use them to cut off the flow through the tubes???