excellent, clip, i have it on 7“ but I’ve never seen the on screen version.

hay guys i just found this:

jesus christ DON’T DO THAT!

i can turn my bird into a cat

and make that catbird fart into a hat

UH alex otm

you can turn a bass into a strat

and plug the stratbass into a proco rat

doot da doo

zr i’m stealing that from you

ally it looks like adam schefter beat you to it

TBOT, I’d suggest maybe Old Ebbitt Grill? I also like the cheeseburgers and fried fishes very much at Circle Bistro, but they may only be on the bar menu. Other possibilities to be Clyde’s (as mentioned by dar1a, btw Clyde’s owns Old Ebbitt), Cafe Saint-Ex, or I bet Oceanaire or M&S would work. Palena’s front room cafe has the most amazing burger but I can’t predict fried fish.

FUCK THAT GUY I HATE HIM

NEW TIMES NEW VIKING RECORD ARRIVES!

hahaha is 15 songs and 28 minutes long and awesome

BRIAN WHAT ABOUT MY FINE DINING NEEDS GEEZ MAN A LITTLE HELP HERE!

hey guys this is neato

http://www.neighboroo.com/

bar pilar, Q! Always bar pilar.

The Rockies be MAN country.

q I have to say I think after his last suggestion I think I’ll stick to taking brian’s random suggestions for various little unknown type places and come to grips with the fact that “where do I shot cheeseburger or fish+chips that is good” is the kind of question you ask when you are a person who A) does not spend a lot of time in the city B) sucks at life C) completely deserves being sent to Clyde’s or the Ocea-Fucking-Naire to be held in contempt by the wait staff and assorted regular downtown dbags

I was not talking about bar pilar I meant the ones before

Old Ebbet Grill seems perfect, though.

i like dat place

why don’t you just bring your dad to the Childe Harolde

hey Old Ebbitt’s is number one booked restaurant at OpenTable.com and Clyde’s is #4! Secretaries from farragut to penn quarter be filling in lunch dates on the internet-tron!

also i just remembered! one of the best fox 5 expose hook lines, as heard by me in line @ naan & beyond today: “HOW OLD IS THAT SAUSAGE IN THE WINDOW?

A prize for anyone who finds a zipcode that is more than 58% female.

TBOT I was trying to come up with places that have cheeseburgers AND fried fish! OR is a totally different subset of places.

maybe we can go to the chophouse and try to ignore some loud drunk bitches in their work clothes havin’ a birthday partay

Or try to go to RFD again and see how much shit on the menu they’re completely out of already this week

hahaha at RFD you’re better off if they’re out of shit on the menu!

There is no way of cross referencing, I want to find where’s got the most single left wing women.

otm, go to the Brickskeller instead if you’re trying to be disappointed.

Ed: Boulder/SF

Cap City, now, there’s a wait staff that’ll make you pine for the simple spazzy blank stares of Georgetown’s service employees

cap city does hit the trifecta of poor service, bad food, and not even good beer for a brewpub!

they have a pretty nice kolsch. it’s refreshing. good summer beer. and the pretzels, I wish more places would bring you superpretzels and mustard like that.

you guys should go to Columbia and go to that brewery in the mall, I seem to remember us getting blitzed there with luke like at least 2300 times.

this is one goddamn tasty beer:

my top 5 DC burgers:

1. Palena

2. Temperance Hall

3. Chadwick’s

4. Circle Bistro

5. Corduroy

zr while I was leavin you a comment on your aintnoliespace i saw this again and fucking busted out laughing really loud

and like i cannot explain this to coworkers at all so i’m just playing the “i’m crazy” card again.

THANKS

check Eamonn’s on King Street in Alexandria for fried fish madness

http://www.eamonnsdublinchipper.com/

maybe the brickskeller isn’t such a terrible idea

no prob, ally!

haha i like the brickskeller but maybe that’s just because judging by my life so far i’m obviously a fan of disappointment

has anybody been to the clyde’s downtown?

Brickskeller’s all about setting the right expectation level. And ordering your next beer each time a fresh one gets delivered.

OMG I LOVE THE CLYDE’S DOWNTOWN!

has anybody been to the clyde’s downtown?

yes, for an impromptu high school reunion where none of us could figure out who suggested that we meet up there

well, the food is kind of average (good burgers, though! and good reuben!), but the space is seriously the most amazing restaurant in DC.

oysters are good, too.

is it going to really be full of insufferable dickweeds come about 7pm on a Tuesday

because that can take the quality of the dining, imbibing and space-amazement down about 110% of all available notches in every category REAL FAST for me especially today. I was gonna start stiff-arming motherfuckers on the metro this morning, having a whole day off to sit around and hang out with the wife+cats and play Zelda was ill-advised for this city dweller

Wizards game starts at 7, so most of them should be clearing out. And they have a LOT of space and booths for maximum dickweed separation.

in fairness me and the cats stayed in the other room for like 80% of the day listening to the replacements, so it wasn’t like it was THAT awesome

The three bars there are always douchefull, but the upstairs seating is pretty separate.

well I wasn’t talking about awesomeness, just my vastly lowered tolerance for other living creatures that dwell outside of our apartment

oh the kitties are replacements fans, huh?

zr yr ladyfriend is totally blood diamonds

kitties are fans of basically anything that isn’t too “techno”, they got low standards

hahaha awesome alex. what’d she make you?

she’s very concerned about you receiving proper nutrition

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition??? ;_;

uh oh spaghetti-o’s

guys the si swimsuit issue has A) a 3-D section!!!!! B) a section in which the swimsuits seem to have been forgotten and replaced with body paint C) fucking aerosmith for some reason

/PSA

Joe Perry in 1 or 2-piece?

she made enchiladas! my fridge is full of delicious leftovers!

(it should be noted that now i’m having a g&t and a cigarette tho)

well it is 2:30, after all

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition???

waitwaitwait.... WHAT??!?

brian i am never speaking to you again for making me think of joe perry in a speedo.

if only you had said STEVE perry it would be a non-sequitor yet all would be well

me: enchiladas, huh?
her: yes. had tortillas going bad

tortillas don’t even go bad

tortillas don’t even go bad

— Allyzay has food poisoning.

“feel like eatin right now, don’t ya?”

YEAAAHH!”

whatever, don’t listen to me, throw out perfectly good tortillas like a bunch of morons, it’s all good!!

how can i throw out perfectly good tortillas? i haven’t been grocery shopping in approx 9 months!

how is it that i went to the grocery store for the first time in 3 weeks on thursday and spent over $50 on food yet only came home with yogurt and frozen pizza? and how did i forget the beer?

what the fuck do you people even eat half the time

half the time yogurt, the other half pizza. duh.

sorrow

hahahaha lol @ goth boy

that diet is unsound.

xpost but not really

hahahaha lol @ goth boy

Dead Dylan Thomas

mark fucking bittman, people. he is out there to help you with his publications.

yeah, yeah i know. I’m DEAD OOOOOOOOO.

Bittman fucking rules a #1

why don’t you guys go form bauhaus or something and stop bringing down the room with yr sad.

I thought Jacques Pepin rules a #1! There cannot be two #1s!

yeah two number 1s makes 11

details details. bittman is good when you’re starting out cooking for yourself for the first time. jacques is a little more advanced but maybe not, half the time his dessert is a sugar cookie w/ Creme frache.

haha I am imagining that “go form bauhaus” is like some prelude to goth voltron action sequence

LOOK AT THAT TWINKLE IN HIS EYE

Dead Julia Child #1 4evah

^^^ I love him. Fuck Skeletor.

Jacques & Julia = best TV cooking team ever.

i have seen julia child’s kitchen. was i impressed? i was!

no YOU fuck skeletor

Jacques & Julia = best TV cooking team ever.

— mother russia rain down, dammit (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 20th, 2007.

OTFM

NEVER FORGET

^^^cutest thing in the universe (xpost)