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i learned the most AMAZING thing about eggs two weeks ago at a friends restaurant, omg you guys will freak out.
first take an egg and poke a deep hole through the hard end of the egg with a thin tooth pick, deep enough to break the yolk.
then put the egg with the hole facing up in pantyhose (no idea why, but just go with this) and then spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation.
after about 30 seconds you will here a distinct “pop” or “click”.
take the egg out and either break it or boil it, and you will see that the yolk is on the outside of the egg and the eggwhite will be in the center! Totally amazing!
— Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:58 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link)
^^^ i am going to be doing this at some point this week.
— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)
sounds like a wii game!!!
yes i meant FAs show.. Uh, is there something else sunday I missed?
‘liberation’ was just playing.. what is next.. different point of view? every song on this album is great.
I am going to go buy pantyhose and do this, I don’t know what the pantyhose does but I’m going to trust Steve Shasta.
LOL @ MrQ’s desciption of the FA’s.
you probably need to buy some bullshit $500 japanese pantyhose tho
I’m ok with that, I think getting to see an inside out egg is worth that much money.
that egg thing sounds pretty amazing but I have several questions:
the hard end of the egg
waht?
pantyhose
waht?
spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation
do not understand whether the egg should be spun on its own axis or swung.
NEED TO KNOW
you probably need to buy some bullshit $500 japanese pantyhose tho
— a_p (a|e...), February 15th, 2007. (a_p)
LOL
I was assuming that the hard end of the egg was the end that is in the bottom of the carton.
yeah dar1a, Very totally sounds like a greatest hits collection but in album form!
yeah that sounds like some suspect shit right there with the egg
AAAGH GIGANTIC OUTBREAK STORIES Y U ALWAYS GOTTA BREAK ON THURSDAZE?
xxxp—i would have sex with all of this white nerds
I’M A MAN NOT A DISCO BALL
also fuck all of you for ruining my egg dream and discouraging me. this is just like high school.
stay the fuck away from peter pan and great value peanut butterz dudes
ooooh is it bugs? cockroaches?
tinkerbell vomit?
lol peanut butter
there are ALWAYS bugs in peanut butter
SALMON-ELLA
also lol @ horribly tattered federal food safety net outbreak history may go back to AUGUST 2006?!?!?!?!
it’s salmonella
“Mark” is going to give me a Duration: 30 Men’s Haircut at the Verizon Center location today. Online haircut booking is much, much more painful than online anything-to-do-with-food-or-dry-goods. Who knew?
i like salmonella, it has a nice sounding name.
yeah, Tom, I’ll see you at 6:30 for your blow and dry.
yeah it’s a good one, although listeria monocytogenes is def. the most hardass-sounding of foodborne pathogens
peter pan PB is worth the risk!
that should be their new advertising slogan, no doubt.
listeria monocytogenes is the brian dawkins of foodborne pathogens, but not very pretty sounding.
pete you could probably handle it actually. you’d get sick as a motherfucker but likelihood is you wouldn’t die.
didn’t tombot say PB was overrated on the overrated thread? Dude’s a fuckin food borne illness psychic.
i don’t know what the fuss is about, it’s “great value” not “least contaminated”
salmonella only kills people who can’t drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action
just remember to bring a couple or three liters of seltzer with you to the bathroom you’ll be fine
yeah perfect!
“salmonella only kills people who can’t drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action”
KOOP ACTION
HALP
guys no
“It tastes like good peanut butter to me,” he said
clearly beavis & butt-head are responsible for all these salmonella
WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER (say it) WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER
oh man those gi joe things were ebaumsworld right?
nothing in the world originated at ebaumsworld, dude, nothing is ebaumsworld, that dude just steals the entire internet and puts it on his website.
oh awesome http://ebaumsworld.com/tags/gijoe/
I’m sorry, I know that tainted peanut butter and prison rape should not be joked about.
how the hell did fenslerfilms get C&D’d on those but Eric Bauman can do whatever he wants, is what I don’t get.
racism
it’s just sad because the C&D means that there will be no more ;_;
maybe you should have some peanut butter on lettuce to make you feel better
maybe you should blow me
not sure how that would work. little girls have sinks and little boys have faucets.
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Thanks for the history lesson, Mr. Wizard!
I THINK IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO BRING BACK CRYING GAME JOKES
redact internet
see also: “waaaaazzzaaaaaaaap” commercials
no ZR, it is too soon, still
usual suspects?
ghost dad?
bud
There’s nothing funny about Ghost Dad.
er
wise
er
stop that
bud
UH
bUHd
UHr
wise
BUd
MrQ I think we’re gonna have to start our own thread.
or just take it to the meta thread
BOX
immediately funniest thing all week
CAR?
ally otm
this is not funny! Least funny thing this week!
least funny thing this week = still funny
ok it’s kind of funny.
ok wait no now it is actually funny.
everything on google is way better now that i have replaced their logo with this:
why are you reading these things, though.
bud
work related.
also: duck guy is back
xpost: errr
not again
xpost what is up with duck guy? did you send him the notes yet?
what notes? the dead turducken ones? not yet. i’m about to, though.
I would totally go to Blue Turducken Tavern every day.
MrQ, let’s keep the BU-hd thread burning until regular ILX is back.
it’s my vigil.
he has a really really fucked up citation and wants me to fix it, I’ve suggested two things and he doesn’t like either solution and now wants me to search based on date volume and page number, i.e. not use the name of the journal which means basically I would be plugging in three sets of numbers into google and nothing else.
Yeah, that’ll get me GREAT results!
xpost Yes Brian yes
If he doesn’t know what he’s looking for and doesn’t like any of your answers, tell him to fuck off. what are you supposed to do??