damn it i meant to post that image here not on the other thread, oh well, never forget to look at thread title before hitting send.

damn it i meant to send that image to ZR via gchat, NOT az@lea

you son of a bitch

knowing Pete, he sent it to some third, unrelated person in all actuality.

he probably sent it to your mom, along with some sort of inappropriate mango joke

thanks for being willing to mitigate!

I still can’t believe you e-mailed that to my mom, btw.

This is top GIS result for my school

now on that one, i fully intended to reply-all. i just didnt expect to have to inspect the recipient list for your MOTHER because i dont usually see mothers included on disclosed-recipient mass emails.

It was like a list of maybe 10 people, the majority of which were females that you have never met, in what way is it appropriate to e-mail EVERYONE that their pussy tastes like mango?

FYI my mom thought it was hilarious so who cares :D

i mean the tenor of our normal email/IRL conversations seemed to (and did) dictate that i was free and clear!

wait, you have normal e-mail and IRL conversations with my mom? INTERESTING...

^^ what my high school looked like before they built the FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE version in 1970

It was like a list of maybe 10 people, the majority of which were females that you have never met, in what way is it appropriate to e-mail EVERYONE that their pussy tastes like mango?

WTF??????

mw you clearly need to eat more pussy

here we go again with the pussy eating

correspondence from malik_b_a_awan to reesewitherspoon@hotmail.com, part 1. note—font color/size varies wildly.

june 11

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your chest.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.your pussy taste like mango.

june 18

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your chest.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.your pussy taste like mango.

june 19

are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 21

are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 22

are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 24

can i suck your pussy.are you suck my penis.i suck your ass,chest,lips and foots.my penis is long and big.your pussy taste like a mango.my penis discharge in your mouth.my penis fuck your tight and hot pussy.please help my penis.i miss your pussy.

june 29

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.your hot pussy taste like a mango.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.please help my penis.your pussy discharge in my mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my blue penis.

july 10

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.your hot pussy taste like a mango.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.please help my penis.your pussy discharge in my mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my blue penis.

july 14 (bastille day!)

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis discharge in your pussy.my penis fuck your pussy.i love your pink pussy.you miss my brown penis.

july 28

can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.i fuck your ass.i fuck your tits.i fuck your mouth.are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis discharge in your mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my brown penis.your sweet pussy taste like a mango.hi your hot pussy.penis means lun.

malik b. awan u r a treat

correspondence from Pete to Ally’s Mom, part 1.

lolololololol

hi

i am shayan medhat from iran.i hope you are ok. i am studier in nuclear engineer and i have factury for produse scanties and corsage for women in iran. i asked for you sending me your picture or other sex women. in my email.beacuse you are very beautiful women. i`m waiting there for one day beacuse i can`t stay for 2 day and iam send u money if you are send me picture sex or nude of you or other women. goodbye

i hope you are answer my asked.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ MES

LOLOLOL BRIAN U R A TREAT

ok there’s only so many times in a row i can post “lololololololol” you hilarious bastards

february 15

MY FRIENDS ARE WONDERING IF U R A GIRL? PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK AND TELL ME. THANK U!!

february 15

HOW OLD ARE U AND ARE U A MOTHER

february 20

um person u havnt emailed me bak yet? wats ur nam????r u a girl or boy???????????? toshay my friend !! just to tell u tat i live in austria!!me home toun!! do u now wat tis =??? 9876543210+f***?? wel g2g.by??

february 23

guess wat, i had the most worst day @ school. my best friend (lynne) had a ex boy friend that used to go to our school then he went to a different school. then today he came back. my best friend and i had the hots for him! his name is brandon righberg! i had friends that told him i liked him. then at recess my best friend asked my other best friend (danika) to go ask him out for lynne. since they used to be boy friend and girl friend, he said yes. next recess when i herd about it i started crying. then when our class was in the library a girl named janaye sanders walked up to me and started to yell at me because me and lynne started to fight. now since im home i called my friend lynne and told her im sorry and that she can have him. but i still think he is hot even though he is going out with my best friend! well i really want you to write back at

smallfry******@hotmail.com and email me as soon as you get this email okay! got 2 go! by!

TJHSST mascot/logo

Brian this shit cannot stand ok?

ZACKADEMIA

look, TOMBOT, when I went there it was a totally goofball drawn colonial, none of this newfangled NFL Films junk.

if MES was the host, he wouldn’t ask questions, he’d just rant and spit at you and then fire you.

“MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER!”

LOL @ high school just stealing the patriots logo

For ten points, ZR: WHO MAKES THE NAZIS?

uh...uh...i know this one, i know this one...

ZR you should print out that photo and bring it to Wonderland so you can show all the ladies the early years of your trivia dominance.

“HOW I WRITE ELASTIC MAN?”

Was shown in a freakshow early on.

And drunk from small brown bottles since I was so long.

2 PART QUESTION:

1. Where should I have lunch?

2. Who wants to join me?

1. Holiday Inn, duh

2. I would but I decided to come into work today at half past whenever I wanted so I kind of can’t take much of a lunch today :(

oof i am full of bagels still, so im out for lunchy today :(

how do ppl work an office?

like THIS

MULTI-TASKING

OK, I’m out.

IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

dear lawson’s pesto chicken panini:

i think it is time to move our relationship to the next level! let’s go steady :D

xo

ally

that tiger is OTM

awwwww :D

wow

so I have a desperate craving for chorizo wrapped in puff pastry. what do I do, guys?

get one chorizo

get one puff pastry

go to town

I also need a haircut

Pigs in serapes.

you can’t get a haircut, you’re too perfectly matched to your wii character.

dear ipod:

guitar wolf? three times in a row? at work? really?

sincerely yrs in wtf,

ally

no get a haircut, haircuts always make me feel better. like i’ve brushed my teeth a thousand times in a row or something.

I feel like a fucking zombie today, can this be the result of too much mace in last night’s dinner?

I hear you, MrQ! When I get sick I give myself a haircut and it at least makes me feel less germy.

Ed you have to be careful about what kind of mace you use.

And never put any ma$e in your dinner.

fuck i was on gis just now looking for appropriate ma$e picture :(

man we had these ginormous sandwiches at this meeting today. i ate mine two hours ago i’m still very very full and i still have a brownie and a bag of chips. i’m the luckiest little girl in the world!

sorry Ally, you can still post one! Picture worth a thousand words and all that. Animated gif worth all these words ever.

there wasn’t really a good enough one, I felt.

^^^ omfg i kind of love jhoshea

why don’t they make “chorizo and puff pastry on a stick” instead of that jimmy dean pancakes nightmare bullshit?

jhoshea OTFM

They’re afraid Li’l Puff ’n’ Spicies wouldn’t read well on a stock car.

Barbecued chorizo with mustard on a stick, Now that is what is required.

ladies and gents, what time should i eat my brownie?

Headhunters have sent me through some jobs all for a minimum of 1/3 more money than I am on now, but only two I could really do, one of which is in Loughborough, which is not so great.

ladies and gents, what time should i eat my brownie?

— Mr. Que (pelagi...), February 15th, 2007. (Party with me Punker)

when do you wanna peak??

right before i go home @___@

emo Hardee’s is right across the street from

if there’s a strip mall off the heaven expressway...

. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?

sounds more like a Meatloaf song to me.

NOW IM PRAYIN FOR THE END OF TIME

so hurry up and arrive

omg iPod! This ridiculous hatiras/slarta john song! I forgot this existed! I take back what I said about you earlier RE: 700 guitar wolf songs.

BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum

never forget that Spaced Invader is on your iPod

I just found out my cousin who gets here tomorrow is VEGAN ( I thought he was just vegetarian).

- will be much more of a pain in the ass to get him fed

- he won’t be able to eat the peanut butter chocolate chip waffles I made earlier this week

+ I GET ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES!

oh also ghut is def 21+

:(

we can ask lary—we’re on great terms with him—he might feel fine about dude having cokes and stuff while we play...

ZR = goddamn liar

whatevs, we can stop by and if he can’t get in Whole Foods is pretty sweet.

FUCK you guys are playing Sunday?

sunday, i think i can go to that.. maybe i won’t be sick by then

i am listening to the pet shop boys ‘very’. i was going to put on feelies ‘crazy rhythms’ but then i found pet shop boys & had to reconsider

ghut yo best place to see the FAs

no it’s not! i have DEFINITELY been to ghut when i was under 21 for shows. it’s only 21+ when there’s no musik, i believe?

dar1a you see leonardo?

(it is best place to see FAs tho)

maybe you guys should ring up this lary person and clear up the confusion? or yeah, whole foods is totally awesome for teenagers.

woah dar1a! Songs from Very I have listened to in ast 24 hours:

Can You Forgive Her?

I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing

Liberation

A Different Point Of View

attn:

i learned the most AMAZING thing about eggs two weeks ago at a friends restaurant, omg you guys will freak out.

first take an egg and poke a deep hole through the hard end of the egg with a thin tooth pick, deep enough to break the yolk.

then put the egg with the hole facing up in pantyhose (no idea why, but just go with this) and then spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation.

after about 30 seconds you will here a distinct “pop” or “click”.

take the egg out and either break it or boil it, and you will see that the yolk is on the outside of the egg and the eggwhite will be in the center! Totally amazing!

— Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:58 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link)

^^^ i am going to be doing this at some point this week.

hey, Whole Foods is probably TOTALLY awesome for vegan teenagers.

xpost pantyhose?

I have to go to some LAME ASS SHAKESPEARE JAZZ BULLSHIT SONNETT CRAP on sunday.