I don’t know. I sent him a nice email though explaining everything I’ve done for him.
there’s nothing you can do. He can’t possibly expect you to read through like every single journal for that year to find his stupid article, tell him to get it himself.
how did you attach the email to the turducken with a knife?
yeah when people get like this i kill them with kindness so we’ll see what happens!
it’s funny, the problem is the citation is listed wrong & has no article title on the patent, BUT all we’d have to do is pull the file at the patent office to see what the article is, it would be there, and would take like one day but OH NOES we can’t do that or something????? also this guy is new and also i don’t think English is his first language, not that this makes a bit of difference, I just am trying to be patient with the guy and not assume anything.
Well if English is his second language, there is a chance that he has no idea that the duck thing made no sense.
tell him that in america we have EAGLES and not ducks.
also, you can tell him that if he doesn’t chew Big Red, FUCK YOU.
YEAH SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
yeah he asked me what was up with the dead crying eagle I PDF’ed him.
“If it screams like an eagle...”
lol if it cries like an eagle more like
whoa dude that’s like a fifth date sorta maneuver there
HAHAHAHA if it screams like an eagle.
Yeah I sent him a nice long email explaining everything and he was like “okay okay, no need to get bend out of shape over it.”
have never wanted anything less
i like his little pink socks
well now i’m glad i missed the pixies reunion.
lol!
EXCELSIORING NOW
hahahahaha the blogger shoots for three and scores!
Alex, you actually somehow redeemed that image.
:D
I don’t look like my Mii anymore.
Also, I has a baguette.
can i have some of it, i’m starving.
GAYEST DC THREAD EVER
that’s a pretty strong reaction
no, i don’t think so. tom just got a cut and blow and now alex wants to bite tom’s loaf
all of those notes are otm
thirsty + bored = want to leave work
I just got a work email saying (in part) “As a result of this collaboration...”
THERE WILL BE DINOSAURS.
I just chased a stray dog all over dupont circle. Then I cut my hair. A full night, indeed.
Also, turns out green shoes still on, thanks to “Asian magic” ;_;
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yog-sothoth
shub-niggurath
Vajramantrabhiru
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Yülkhorsung
antidisestablishmentarianism
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this is how people will communicate, in the future
Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk
Vibhishana
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hey Alex thanks for posting “This House is a House of Trouble”—it reminded me that duets are always 10 x better than normal songs!
Hi DC thread, how is everyone?
I have been to Berlin and need to discuss the footwear I bought there with my gurlz. Did you know there is Café Schmück there? Hee hee. Will attempt to flickr later.
thnx brian! it was the first one i digitized and obv the sound is pretty crap. the later ones turned out better (a couple are on the noize leonardo thred).
brian thanks for posting “peanut butter jelly time,” it reminded me that it is peanut butter jelly time.
Seriously Mr. & Mrs. Mothma, wtf kind of parents name their daughter “Mon?”
urgh. hour long bus ride. fun times.
I thought the bus was a classic novel of ideas and indie romance for all
yeah it was fun i would see that movie again! i need to start bringing my ipod for just such adventures, the soundtrack was not good and there was a funny smell.
I was not ready for the string of nonsense posts on this thread, need coffee.
mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho
MrQ has a point.
I totally wanted to talk about shoes.
Ed has this ever happened to you:
OK! What kind of shoes did you get?
“nonsense” posts. psh. i was just tryin to educate y’all on the state fish of hawaii:
my awesome shoes came yesterday and they are so awesome i may buy a second pair!
I went to visit Nick for our birthdays and spent a great deal of time shopping. There is a secondhand shoe place in the Mitte where they have shoes hanging off the walls and the ceiling to a height of about 12 feet. I got the shoes there, which are slip-on 2“ heel black pumps that have a very peaky jagged edge pattern scalloping its way all around the shoe edge and the shoes have a peep toe, which would normally be a deal-breaker. They look especially fierce with fluorescent tights but really need the glue of bare feet to stay on.
Photo to come! I have problems coping with bluetooth.
Ah I have that problem too with a lot of shoes, if you put on tights with them they start flopping off, which is one of about 10,000 reasons why 98% of my shoes are either knee-high boots or have ankle straps. Those sound nice though, and you’re reminding me I need to get some more tights and stop schlubbing around already.
I have a jar of peanut butter that is not Peter Pan/Great Value and I/my children ate some of it, but no one is sick. What should I do?
There is no need to do anything differently. You may consume the peanut butter with confidence.
hahaha
i am confident this peanut butter will not make me barf.
I need to go to Griptex and convince them to make Wonderliner non-slip women’s legthings, and ask for a cut
I have a jar of peanut butter that is not Peter Pan/Great Value and I/my children ate some of it, but no one is sick. What should I do?
Just go ahead and kill yourself/your children because you are a fucking moron for wasting the CDC’s precious time asking stupid crap like this and—just a hunch here—your kids are probably really stupid too. Go buy some Peter Pan/Great Value, and consume that with confidence.
just a hunch here
*i say*
WE ALL LOVEEEEEE PEANUT BUTTTERRRRR, WE ALLL LOVVVVE PEANUT BUTTTTTER
Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sins.
chicago kevin is consuming the peanut butter with confidence.
ZR I have some ideas for Tuesday, I hope we are both healthy by then, what say.
Did you listen to the inbred misanthrope hits collection yet?
ZR, I bought some peanuts and some butter and they may have been in contact with each other in the grocery bag. Should I go to the emergency room?
Brian, like noted jew Alex P@reene, you are dead. Sowwy!
i stuck a raisin up my nose when i was two. should i go to the doctor?
Dammit. Looks like I gotta update my wikipedia entry.
also tom: a) yes i have listened and i think i can make something that misanthropic as long as i use a tuning that has nothing remotely resembling any musical consonance whatsoever, b) i am going to see the wizards (?!?!) on tuesday so no can do, c) i can do thursday though! does that work for you?
the wizards? Like, sporting event wizards? WTF
wtf is correct. i forgot about it but this is dave’s repayment for my having helped move his couch lo those many fridays ago.
you should’ve asked for a better repayment?!
no it will be fun i bet!
he is a very entertaining person to watch sports with, there is that to consider. also i’ve never been to a pro bball game, so that might be cool. mainly i plan on drinking overpriced beers and yelling a lot.
yeah that’s what i was thinking, i bet he’s a blast at those games. basketball games are fun to yell at.
also hahahahaha fuck u comptroller of maryland i finally scored copies of my 1999 w-2 from the IRS now give me the lots of money you owe us, fuckers.
MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE COMPTROL
btw I am listening to This Mortal Coil all day today. Goth AOR = teh awesome.
OUR OFFICES ARE CLOSING AT 3PM :D
awesome!
GRRRRRRRR
I HATE YOU ALL
WORK IS FOR SUCKS