DRINKING BLACK COFFEE

DRINKING BLACK COFFEE

STARINGATTHEWALLS

i am BUH-LASTING music all day

i will be listening to nothing but Killed by Death compilations today

one of my favorite descriptions of a show ever was outside the hi tone in memphis when a friend staggered outside bleeding from the forehead. we asked him what happened and he said “once the persuaders went on, everything went K.B.D.” and we knew exactly what he meant.

hey guys amuse yourself with this, maybe? http://www.babytoupee.com/

so cute

My morning, so far:

Had to dig my way out of the gate to the apartment. Injured back vaguely while doing so.

Stomp to the metro (streets completely uncleaned near the north metro entrance).

Proceed to wait for 45 MINUTES for a train.

Train arrives, splashes the entire platform with filthy melted snow water somehow (note: actually did pretty great things for my hair—thanks filthy snow!).

Got vaguely felt up by some Morrissey motherfucker while on completely packed train.

Get to work, get teased because I AM WEARING JEANS. Because all 8 people who showed up today probably really care?

Fin.

FUCK THAT

Oh and to top it off I grabbed a red shirt, not thinking about how gay that would be today, because it was semi-clean and there while leaving house and am now being treated like a delightful valentine for the whole world.

I am not wearing jeans and the bus stop when i got off was PACKED with snow and now my cords are all dirty ;___;

hahaha! the shirt thing is funny, tho.

oh riiiight, yeah i forgot i got slimed by disgusting metro water flying at about 30 mph too

metro water puddly flying splashy was pretty funny for the fact it made some LNS ladies scream in horror and run like cats with their tails on fire.

should i bother reading newest “why is everyone so mean?” thread? i would imagine that’s what it’s about.

no, although it is rather revealing about some people’s attitudes in a ‘WTF, are you even part of the human race?’ kind of a way.

yeah dude i got bigtime splashed at my bus stop!

Hey guys, what the fuck is wrong with people? Why are they so stupid?

which people?

I blame fluoridated water, Dan.

People who post to this board, mostly, although really it’s endemic of the human race.

(xpost: Good call!)

Dan, I plead with you to just ignore everyone.

BUT HOW WOULD I AVOID DOING WORK?????

HEROIN!

You can fill in your day visiting all those anti-gay sites you spend all day reading :D

DOES NO ONE IN THIS TOWN OWN A FUCKING SHOVEL? what the fuck is wrong with this city, snow happens every year, sometimes more than once!

OTM

i mean i know i say this every single time a meta thread pops up but...what the fuck is wrong with these people?

they suck

they need to listen to more creedence, is the thing

i think it’s all britishers, so i have no clue what the hell they’re talking about

ZR OTM

Fluoride! We’ve already answered this.

(Also: too much of internal self-worth tied to one’s Internet presence)

let’s send them mixtapes of awesome shit to cheer them up.

let’s send them arsenic cupcakes to cheer them up and kill them

guys, when I gave my fluoride answer, I didn’t know we were talking about British people. I need to take back that answer, sorry. It is now...estrogenated water!

women be fite’n

send ed a regular cupcake, cause hes cool

hahaha my coworker is BITCHING about the fact that we don’t have half the newspapers/mail we’re supposed to. . .it’s like dude, accept it, we get an inch of snow everything goes to shit.

I mean, the local threads (that I’ve read) are almost free of vicious attacks on other people in the thread.

Surely we can put a stop to this.

I HATE YOU ALL

xoxoxo

Fuck you, dude

shut the fuck up ally

i was just about to post that stephen GO TO HELL YOU FUCKER

BAN ALLY

god alex do you EVER shut up?

GO CRY ABOUT SOME GIRL EYEBROWS

Hello DC is it too early in the year to start thinking about reading southern gothic?

Why the fuck are DC people even posting on a DC thread??? Fucking A.

(xpost: No.)

IONVSNUVNUSVRUNVRS UNRVU NRFUINFUIN FRUI FNAUIFNUIOFNUIOFNAWERUIOWNUIO FNIOPAUNFAWNFUINVUIONERUIO NAWUIONEUFNUNW489FNW489NW348H3479HYT789YNJHI9PGNININMI’BMI OPBAR4GT5U7HYGU7H VG

I don’t know why I hang out with such a bunch of fucking virgins. Never again, dudes.

BOXCAR

a bunch of fucking virgins

oxymoron?

TRUCKER HATS HOW COOL

OOH KEVIN SO CLEVER

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALLY

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE

pete why don’t you go read glamour some more, pervert!

hi subtractive synthesis. i don’t think i know who you are but it is pretty much never too early for southern gothic.

also, to dan: FUCK U GO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SOME GAYS OR SOMETHING

who the fuck is subtractive syntehesis?

hey wait guys I love everyone again, Mr. C00per just brought me candy :D

FUCK SOUTHERN GOTHIC EXCEPT FO BILLY F.

YOU ALL GO EAT YOUR WIVES’ PUSSIES YOU FUCKERS I HATE YOU ALL

NICE RED SHIRT ALLYZAY WHAT ARE YOU A VALENTINE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD

i hate you guys so much

i hate you guys this much, actually:

zr otm

FUCK YOU

YES I AM, FUCKBAG!

XPOST ok that is playing dirty

HEY ALEX LOOK OVER THERE ITS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

FUCK YOU (IF YOU DON’T CHEW BIG RED)

MW FUCK YOU SOUTHERN GOTHIC RUUUULLESS FLANNERY O’CONNOR WILL KICK YOUR ASS

BRIAN IS THE ONLY PERSON I STILL LIKE ON THIS THREAD

OH I FORGOT ABOUT FLANNERY SHES AWESOME

BOXCAR DUDES I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE VALENTINES DAY RIGHT NOW

oh except now “landslide” came on. aww man

valentine’s day is stupid and retarded

ALSO WHY THE FUCK HASN’T ANYONE YSI’ED THE CATS PLAYING BASEBALL SONG TO ME FUCK YOU ALL AND WHY DO I HAVE TO READ ABOUT IT ON ANOTHER THREAD

NUK;VSVRVR UVRU VNUIRAENUIA SO EMO NOUI PVRNAUIOP ERHUIOPVRNPRUIOVRNIOVSER

ALLY STOP LIKING ME I HATE CRIME HATE YOU

i still like all of yous!

that dolphin is clearly drugged btw

you know what you guys? i remember when ILsandboX used to be an inclusive forum with intelligent, insightful people having meaningful discourse on important issues. there was an exchange of ideas. there was smart, witty conversation. there was respect.

it used to be so much better before you guys ruined it. and if you’re wondering if i’m inferring that because this message board is worse off with you that i think i’m somehow superior to you then you are 100% correct.

WHATEVER ‘EL DIABLO’ YOUR NICKNAME IS STUPID ANYWAY

FUCK YOU ZR FOR MAKING ME THINK OF THAT FUCKED UP ANNA KOURNIKOVA + DOLPHIN PORN TOM POSTED ON THIS HERE “ILX” ONE TIME

THAT DOLPHIN IS HIGH

KEVIN YOU ARE A BABY

j/k i love everyone

oh hey guys here is my artists rendition of MW!

Ugh that dolphin porn!

I HATE YOU ALL SOME MORE NOW

also brian fuck you crime is awesome

i don’t have the whiney britisher thing down 100% yet. i think i’m around 64%. just barely a d.

hey 64% was a passing grade at Columbia, kevin, be happier!

hey i love crime too

also i’d rather be a happy bear with a heart on my tummy than a dressed up valentine for the world!

^^^ PS STUPID BEAR FACE SHELBURNE FALLS KIND OF SUCKS

I can’t bear not to hump the balustrade!

Well that’s understandable.

seriously there are going to be some fucked up half bear/half stair babies locked up in cages in the basement of that B&B.

ewwwwwwww

that is what goes on at every B&B