HAHAHAHA im on 8 of 9 energy tanks, which means ive now gotta put in a good faith effort to be beat wily tonight = lots more albums on my horizon

but i mean it is coming down like gangbusters [sic] out there

god i so misunderstood that post

I’m gonna watch some more mindfuck chorus lines

OK I GOT 9 TANKS PEACE OUT DC

Crossover was savaged by critics. As of January 8th, 2007, the movie has a 0% score on ratings aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, with 53 unanimiously negative reviews; it thus stands on the bottom of the ‘Tomatometer’, at 0%.
Crossover has also done poorly at the box office, earning roughly 4.5 million on opening weekend. However, thanks to an exceptionally small budget, the film has managed to garner a relatively fair amount of success, grossing just over 7 million dollars by the end of its short lived 29 days in theaters and only costing 5.8 million to produce.
As of January 24th, 2007, The film is No. 1 on IMDB’s Bottom 100 with a rating of 1.1.

PUT A CANDLE IN THE WINDOW

CAUSE I FEEL I GOTTA MOVE

god so much better, i thought my head was going to explode or something

it is so fucking cold in here

yeah here too ALSO HOUSE PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT HORRIBLE SOUND WHEN THE HEATING KICKS ON I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK UP MY MAKEOUT SESSION TOMORROW I WILL MURDER YOU

guys let’s just move this conversation over to “prison rape (38 new answers)” and see if anyone notices

what movie should we watch?

oh good idea alex!

HOUSE PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, ZR — BUT HE GETS RESULTS

one of these days, though, his luck is gonna run out. and i’ll be right there, waiting. with a gun.

wait we’re going to prison?

ZR OTM! JOHN FOGERTY OTM! CIGARETTES OTM! BEER OTM!

goddamnit now i want cigarettes, and prisons

man seriously i don’t even know why i suggested this damn thing tomorrow. is this what constitutes “wooing”? i don’t know! i actually don’t know! one time i was looking at a list of goals this girl had written and one of the items was “bf who ‘woos’” and i looked at her and asked “why would you want a boyfriend who says ‘woo’?”

ally, try virginia?

LOLOL ZR I KNOW THE PERFECT GUY FOR HER

NO THANKS, WANKETTE, SAVING THAT FOR SUNDAY. hopefully they will set bail at $zero (0) again :D

hahaha wait the prison rape thread is AWESOME

now a bf who says “YAAAAAAOW!” on the other hand that is something any lady would be lucky to have in her life.

this isn’t about me. this is about prison rape. i agree with all the sentiments expressed above, and i find it disgusting the responses i’ve received when trying to raise prison rape as a serious, urgent issue.

— hm (mi...), February 14th, 2007 3:55 AM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

ZR OTM

A+ #1 WOULD DATE AGAIN

i never watched star trek ;_;

(secret shame revealed)

“shame”

ok william riker no, cats playing baseball okay

I WANNA KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER SEE THE SLEET?

hm what will i listen to now? i think i want something fun.

2000 records and not a goddamn thing worth playin’

i cannot listen to musics ;_;

OH OH OH awesome golden afrique vol. 1 you are my late night bro

i think i might have actually pulled my tricep playing wii tonight that is both awesome and retarded

i did that and it hurt for like 3 days!!!

hm well more retarded than awesome then

ZR i have done some research and found that creedence clearwater revival is TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME

i would be interested in attending a seminar wherein you lay forth this proposal and back it up with evidence and we drink some beers

i am not a big ccr person, but i can be convinced by this seminar possibly

more beers would probably make a stronger case.

also haha sorry i just read upthread a bit and “this isn’t about me. this is about prison rape” is probably the funniest thing i’m going to read all day.

and there is still 22 hours left ;_;

PROVE ME WRONG, DC!

this isn’t about me. this is about prison rape

^^ necessary on that thread

see ally you just did it! KUDOS

guys they better shut down dc tomorrow or we’re fucked

ok just to hedge my bets a little i think i actually am sleeping now but really dudes,

all around

good night, zr! btw it was totally the cutest how both you and pete came over and were like “did you cut your hair? it’s longer!” and i appreciated it :D

GFOOOD NIGHT SWWEET PRINCE

ugh still trying to beat dr wily and opm.gov still says we’re open

(circa 316am)

beat dr wily—megaman 1–6 RIP

(circa 324am)

hahahaha! you dudes staying up all night long like lionel ritchie! i just went and grabbed the paper=no ice yet? WTF? Ice, where are you?

I got rung by head-hunters this morning. Although the did not take away my pained head.

GOOD MORNING DC/ED/KEVIN/HORSESHOE/JIMMYMOD/ET AL I MISSED YOU DID YOU MISS ME???

XOXOXOOX,

Also: I am working from home today, so keep up with the internet funnies plsokthx

Are you on gardening leave yet or are they going to make your work your notice?

I start the new job in two weeks, but I’ll be doing some continuing work with the current jobbie for a while yet. My current boss gave me a great reference, which I really appreciate (especially after all of our madness), and I don’t want to fuck over my cool coworkers, so I’m actually going to be working quite hard in my remaining time!

Do your headhunters have something in mind for you, Ed?

They had completely the wrong thing in mind, but I suspect that is because the guy who put them on to me has no idea what I do even though we worked together for 18 months. However they seemed to have some interesting stuff that I could do.

Two hours late Alexandria City Governemnt plus liberal leave policy plus phone tree call means: I don’t have to go to work today. But: internship opens at 10 a.m. and employees are not allowed to take liberal leave. I’m going to go back to sleep and hope that by this afternoon I can send an e-mail saying I’m not coming. Tell me your get-out-of-work stories here.

headhunters on my trail

mornin everyone

hey alex what FUCKING AWESOME album were you listening to last night? Hex Induction Hour?

1) wild, innocent, e st. shuffle

2) willy and the poor boys

I’m thinking I’m going to stay home anyway, despite govt non-closure, due to fact that I did not actually get any sleep yet again thanks to throat deciding circa 2ish to start kicking my ass?

also: I hate those people anyway?

you know i was going to say something about how all that seemed like a good idea last night but really even then i knew it was a bad idea. oh vell.

yeah we were all quite aware of what we were doing

guys the only valentine i’ve received is from the national association of manufacturers

god damn it! fucking fuck shit i was SO CONFIDENT at 4am

oh man ivy posted this chumbawamba video on myspace and my day is all of a sudden PRETTY AWESOME

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

wtf

do not want

NO DUDE ITS REALLY WORKING!

i gotta say, what’s working for me right now is grapefruit juice and a smoke.

i wish there was grapefruit juice at my work instead of the vending machine of soda hell. :(

what happened to staying home?

THERE ARE TWO INCHES OF FROZEN DEATH OUT THERE

that sounds really good, but I wish I knew of a whiskey delivery service!

sister horsehoe, sam’s i think delivers, i’m almost positive binny’s does (depending how much you spend) and i know decarlo’s on western & grand delivers.

there’s still time for me to go but wtf am i going to do at home

wait what i meant to say there is still time for me to change my mind ie i am at home and getting dressed?? i could’ve written that a bit more clearly.

go back to bed, play wii, i dunno.

DON’T GO TO WORK ALLY.

hey i made it guys let’s have lol’s today at work

come on guys, don’t make me read the prison sex thread.

no, it’s great

wait it got lame nevermind

TOO LATE

i will be listening to nothing but Killed by Death compilations today. it’s for the best, really.

but ok yeah, let’s get funny

im like the ONLY one in my office today—fuck this, im leaving early, slash getting some drugs and doing them at work

DRUGS AT WORK

DRUGS AT WORK

EVERYBODYS DOIN DRUGS AT WORK