CARE BEAR STAIR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

awww my dad sent me a valentine’s day card

awww your dad sent me a valentine’s day card too! “dear zr: as an asian father, i like you more than my own daughter”

doesn’t surprise me, he told Laurel at my wedding that he was just happy to get rid of me because I was a horrible bitch.

uh

I’m actually not lying, tho those aren’t the exact words he used (if she is reading, plz to correct exact verbiage—something like “the most difficult woman I know” which is like nigga plz you know my mom)

oh man btw all the fliers up at that site i took the crime one from are awesome. i think i would most want to be at this one:

more and more i think west coast punk was the best coast punk.

awww dude don’t be hatin on gang green!

(j/k you are probably correct)

let’s all move to the west coast, dudes.

NO NO NO NO NO

yeah, Bristol.

it’s sunny and they have beer in CA

Haha Ally, I believe this because he also told me and Joei to sit the fuck down when we were delaying yr wedding with our latenesses. (Tho in fairness I think you also said “hi dere I have wedding now, stop chatting w/me plz”)

fuck a west coast beer. goddamn overhopped IPA fuckers.

My dad is fucking surly, dude, sorry! I really just wanted to get the whole damn thing over with and get on to the drinking in ridiculous outfit party, which is basically the only reason I got married anyway.

if you’re hoppy and you know it drink a beer

AND THEN MY GRANDMA BEAT ELI WITH HER CANE, OH GOOD TIMES WE HAD

fuck a west coast beer. goddamn overhopped IPA fuckers.

i would pay like 18 bucks for a pint of anchor steam right now. seriously.

dude and then there was toms aunt dixie

man she was in love with you so much

brian’s been busy fucking staircases, his beer gland is out of WHACK

God, I spent so much time on the dance floor at yr wedding that I missed piles and piles of awesome stuff!

I only heard about most of it later, I spent my time thoroughly entrenched between smoking outdoors and ruining my dress dancing. Still stunned about the caning incident though, really.

KLG somehow got invited to the boys’ club and got to do shots of ouzo ;_;

*surprise*

man wtf with my boss sometimes he walks in and yells at me for getting coffee on company time (monday) sometimes he walks in and wants to talk about steely dan (10 minutes ago)

dudes seriously happy valentines day!

AWESOME^^^^

Dudes, I am coming to DC to steal your wives.

best wedding evar btw

ed, prepare to die

xpost

Stiff competition

you have to catch me first.

Pete wtf

UH best sweetest image of 2006??

dude Emma and I were both pretty hot in our dresses tho, gotta say!

xpost omfg

AWWWWWWW

oh much love brian, just kidding about the stair fucking!

oh man brian that is beautiful you are really the gr8st

thanks guys. Maybe I should turn my talents to trivia for better dating possibilities, tho.

OMG Hunter Age 3 needs to be a wii character!!!

he needs to be a flash animation

Ed, I swear to god my only memory of Eli’s wedding was dancing and also screaming the lyrics to Total Eclipse of the Heart with that French girl, and then proceeding to break my foot on the cigarette machine. So looking at those pictures is blowing my mind, like, WE WERE THERE? WTF?

Wait Tom is home sick today, I will get him to work on HUNTER AGE 3 wii this afternoon

I am home sick today too! Although I’ve actually been working.

I believe it is now quarter to NAP TIME!

i put HUNTER AGE <3 on the meta thread but no one cared ;_;

haha ok i just remembered the tune to “cats playin baseball” and it is KILLING ME WITH KINDNESS AND HUMOUR

I CARED

Hey are there any threads in the nusandbox I really, really must read, or shall I just stay here and ignore the rest? Also: noizesand?

they’re all stupid and lame, is the thing. if you want to be perplexed, you can read the prison rape thread and the plea to nu-ilx thread.

wii characters I think should be made:

Hunter Age 3

Hunter S. Thompson

Reche Caldwell

Richard Nixon

haha ok i just remembered the tune to “cats playin baseball” and it is KILLING ME WITH KINDNESS AND HUMOUR
— ZR (teenagequie...), February 14th, 2007.

YSI?

Also: our whole office is getting pizza!

lt. riker, so i can kick his ass in boxing

or punch his face, or whatever

one of the project managers here is on the phone and just said “I wish I had a knife I would kill them all, especially REDACTED” then laughed in kind of a scary way UH

It helps if you read the A Plea to ILE thread as if Jonathan Richman were speaking it aloud.

I can’t say I disagree generally with that theory.

jesus, someone please call my cell phone and sing the tune to cats/baseball song, pls. thx.

it will go right to voicemail.

^^^ :D

i like!

So I feel jealous of the watercooler thread now and how they have kate to tell them what they can’t talk about. What topics can we argue about being off limits for DC threads?

our jobs

cats playing baseball

anything goes here, it’s just like girls gone wild

lolcuetest!

srly guys:

+ shit bitch u fine bear

=

WOULD RUN AWAY WITH PERSON WHO GIVES ME SUCH BOUNTY FOREVER AND EVER

OMG

HARSH ALERT

LOL @ jumpers

that’s the best card ever

DO NOT WANT

my work is close today!

i better change out of this bright red sweater before i go anywhere though

man i picked the wrong day to wear my giant foam heart costume.

wait, every day is the correct day to do that, what are you talking about

For a christian indie dude sufjan’s promo photos are really starting to inch more and more uncomfortably toward a Pierre et Gilles style.

DO WANT

just think you could pour beers down one of those aorta things

^^^ lol nice drool, drooly. i love all these pictures i took in sf!!! let’s move to the west coast!

xpost you blew my mind, MW

those sea lions are sleepy sleepy!

yeah well they have a difficult life

man, anything goes in california

whew, that “ile i love you but you’re bringing me down” thread is still goin, ain’t it?

it’s RAGING FULL ON

also laurel you were right juvenalia is aaaaaaaaawesome

that thread is represented by the final panel in this series of valentines, which I have entitled “aggressive link is aggressive”:

hahaha link is not afraid to make his fuck-want known

I like that in a person...but not like, with weaponry, is the thing.

sometimes fuck wants are difficult to obtain

there is something really sad about the “you found my heart one” now that I am no longer distracted by terrifying rapist Link.

Yay Zak!

hi Laurel!!

Hello 20,000 lurkers, which one of you are fans of me?

All of them are breathlessly awaiting the return of your evil twin brother, I know that much.

NED

Happy Valentine’s Day DC. I will celebrate by not leaving the house.

I like the Ed comes to DC and runs away with DC wives chased by Pete, (Tom apparently ambivalent), plot twist. I wonder if we could get donations to carry this forward?