apartment plans for 2007 in italics:
at least one of them should resemble http://www.sexadventure.ca/
hey pete.. tracks I have are from shallow, I think. it’s pretty good. i’ve mostly been listening to hip hop though. rick ross is cool. he doesn’t bother to rhyme when he can just repeat himself a bunch of times. funny stuff. also lil wayne is just absurd
i need a new job..
i totally support Brian’s xtreme apartment makeover 2007 plan
Should be a 32 bottle wine cooler but other than that this is good.
Yeah, the 8-bottle is much cheaper though. And the only time I go through more than 8 bottles of wine in one sitting is when I have ILX people over.
I drink only one (1) bottles.
Or so.
I take two usually but have not been to your house. YET.
let’s have a party for the rest of the year
What did you have in mind?
Ahaha that was totally a Harvey reference. MW and I watched it the other night!
Probably not this kind of party
Dammit, I had just forgotten how bad that cover art was.
OTM
We’ll do this kind of party:
that looks like a pretty lame kind of party, bro
I’m totally fine with that.
Hi everyone, happy new year! I went to a 12 hour party people night—it was the lame.
Hi M! Let’s go shopping! Everything is ON SALE!
no more spending $$ for me! I spent way too much. got more things from club monaco. all black. oh well.. at least I match
Yikes, I refound my old spendthrift ways in NYC. Paying out the nose for cute yet useless Japanese trinkets—that city is in such an arrested development—I need to hunker down and try to recoup my losses—except for essentials, like non clumping mascara of course:)
dudes, mcsweeneys is pretty funny today. the talent rider thingie?
McSweeneys comes out every day?
Hey, do the DC girls want to meet up this weekend and play with make-up?
Sure! Also: movie?
Also also: anyone interested in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” at the Kennedy Center this month?
Actually never mind—cheapest tix appear to be over fiddy bucks.
i went to see dreamgirls with people from work yesterday—pretty awes
I fell asleep at 7:30—pretty awes
I went shopping and watched a movie.
I cannot take this job for another minute dudes
yeeeaaaah.
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I like how technology, vulnerability, information, security and anthropology made it through there still able to pass spellcheck
WtheF is everyone today? Entertain me, ppls! I beg you!
I am just back from the other Distrito Federal, and have brought with me exciting international influenza strains! Pass the Theraflu strips, por favor.
dealin with bullshit!
everyone in dc is back at work for the first time in a month and my inbox is full of their bitchy complaints — someone please anthrax every journalist and flack in washington, thnx
hey pete, sorry, was outside having one (1) cigarette—i have not listened to pissed jeans today! is on my computer @ home. but, when i get home, I will listen to them
IR NEIC JRNALIST. NOT INNA DC. OMG MAYEB RAESON WHY.
(however am having to deal with DC press sec types for FIRST TIME EVAH; whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick? NOTE: to do that job in London you also have to be all these plus da HOTT).
To do that job anywhere but DC, even Buttfuck Egypt, Ohio, you have to be all of those things plus reasonably attractive at least. It is only in DC where having a potato face and a Talbots suit is actually a bonus.
Hello Alex Wonkette, we really have some problems with your most current entry, do you have a few moments to discuss???!
alex i will kill myself if that will make yr life easier.
whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick?
lolzzzz STORY OF WARSHINGTON
xpost no zr i need you to remind me which vegetables i should continue not eating
also fr jukebox shout-alongs
ally is OTMx1000000000
In-case you mistakenly chow down on a press seccy?
ZR’s ARCHEST ENEMY:
dc is cool because here ugly people get to take out their essential self-loathing on the entire country and world
B-b-b-but that’s not public service! OH WAIT.
Last night at congressional sendoff party it was weird watching teh ugly of MN and DC meet somewhere in the middle. ATTN UGLY FEMALES: WRT to your “beautification” routine DERE IS REASON IT CALLED TEH GROOMING. NEIGH. WOOF.
now that i don’t live there i find MN ugly to be totally charming.
MN ugly is usually named Lori or Barb, thinks two beers = OMG 12-step time and has a really good recipe for BARS. I blame copious amounts of starch.
Also OTOH MN is also land of COLD weather HOTT WOMEN (almost a direct Matos quote BTW).
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hahah my dad’s ex-wife (from small town MN) is named barb
I went into Club Monaco yesterday. I really need some new work skirts but cannot fathom the idea of stepping into an Ann Taylor. Help? Hint: Club Monaco’s skirts weren’t very practical and were hugely overpriced yesterday. :(
Was considering banana republic but last skirt I bought there was all...bunchy, for lack of better word??
Club Monaco’s pricing is totally arbitrary for some reason. Sometimes it’s like “hey these $40 pants are awesome” and then you go the next week and it’s like “I swear those same pants are now $140”.
Yeah, I’ve definitely noticed that. Also when they go on sale they’re immediately at a 60–70% discount, which is weird.
SHIT BROZ
Levi’s Store Online has 50% off like everything right now
Pete that long sleeve t-shirt with the stripes is now ELEVENS DOLAARRRS
but I F’GOT what SIZE I need for the sweater I want two more of
it’s a fucking medium
I mean, you WEAR a medium. That’s like me wandering around all like “Goodness I forgot, how tall am I?”
no I remember having issues at the levi’s store re sleeve lengf
RU SURE it’s a medium?
What is this Club Monaco thingy? From what Daria says it sounds like the only place in the district where black clothing readily available, amirite?
Ally, there must be something higher quality than BR but not Ann Taylor hell. When N. was home she was rocking some nice JJs and it pains me she can fit into size 27-waist skinny jeans after two kids. She is v. auburn and loves Ampersand and a lot of mid-range stuff, won’t go to Gap etc. She’s a pregnoid again (!!!) so I sent her linx to Topshop for the maternity page.
Went to Nordstrom yesterday to fill my tank full of Kiehl’s and did a detour through the shoes. Would imagine the stock at Mall of America just as shitey as DC as was all GAH! no YSL, no perilous high Marc Jacobs, no this, no that, no wai. Ah well, back to London and office full of look-but-don’t-touch 5“ Louis Vuitton platform boots IN MY SIZE which is the reg. sample size. Rez 2007: proper discounts and purchasing ability AT THE SAME TIME. Am so glad my job practically begs one to wear ”bizarre“ clothes to work.
Holy crap guys there is actually a good photo on DCist today.
http://www.dcist.com/archives/2007/01/03/photo_of_the_da_177.php
January 3rd, 2007. History is made.
man, fuck shit piss christ, they are OUT of the turquoise and the only mediums left are in the BROWN edition that I ALREADY OWN. FUCK CRAP BITCH ASS SHIT.
This is a man? (On the right.)
Who knows?
i need clothes ;_;
hey, are there any other douchey clubs in dc that have picture galleries for me to get snarky about? ’cause that was fun. for me anyway.
omg Tom I forgot about these
flickr is blocked at my particular place of employment.
OMG crazynebVSdanfenty=TOMBOT WILL YOU MARRY ME
Dan vs. Gabbneb from the Dreamgirls thread.
ROFFLES OMG WTF
that is the greatest thing, ever
BEAUTIFUL.
A couple of months ago I was having lunch at the bar at Corduroy and these two middle age blonde women came in and one ordered the penne w/o garlic and the other ordered the penne w/o sausage. I thought they were making a terrible choice at a restaurant of that caliber but at the same time I thought, hey, they’re probably staying at the hotel for a convention and don’t know any better.
Today I was there for lunch again and the same damn ladies make the same damn order. Was it appropriate for me to be outraged? I mean, it’s like going to Birreria and getting a Miller Lite. And then returning for the same.
(xpost) TBOT IS ON FIRE!
Penne WITHOUT garlic, am I understanding you correctly???!
Yes.
That is an abomination upon everything in the world, no matter what. Maybe an overstatement but those women should be beaten, with sticks.
I still dream about the corn soup I had @ Corduroy.
I had the red snapper bisque today. That man is a soup genius. Soup of the day is like $3 during happy hour!
I have never been to that restaurant.
Let’s go today.
wtf
do it, guys!
what you don’t like it?
Guys I still have six cents left at the levi’s store online. HA.
it is just odd and sudden
like cat farts
I would go, too!!!
Oh wait maybe you meant it to be, like, a date? Which would be weird if it also involved some other dude’s wife???
I have never heard a cat fart.
That’s happened to Tom a couple times amirite lol
Dr. Ben BURPS a lot. Like, loudly.
our cat burps too, it’s funny. she looks so guilty when she does it