Dudes sometimes this job is like being an unusually well-paid secretary. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
Ours doesn’t. He’s disgusting and enjoys it. He freaks out if he poops, though.
we should rename hime Dr. Ben RofflesBURPer lolllll
He freaks out if he poops, though.
I really do not want the story of how you know this.
i’m going to a wake for a cat tonight.
There is no STORY, MW. I mean, he has a litter box. When the litter box suddenly starts eminating a terrible stench while he’s in it, he starts hurling the sand everywhere and crying and will do this for like 30 minutes at a time until finally he gives up or is chased out. Then Mr. Kitty will go in and fix the sand for him and walk away, looking really irritated.
seriously let’s go hang with K Street dickweeds and bitchweeds for happy hour and eat appetizers and not think about smoking
Sounds like a story to me. A very funny story!
Cat doesn’t know how to poop proper, is the thing, I suppose.
he gets so worked up he’ll turn himself around, kick sand every direction, then leave and go halfway back in, headfirst, and be trying to just knock enough sand in the air that some gets on top of the poo somehow, and I have to walk over and tell him “you’re done, dumbass”
I am not having a good luck making the mental leap from cat poo to happy hour soup.
now see, this is turning into a story, with a plot, multiple characters, etc. . .
Yes but it’s not a very good story.
look dude mark is a lit. student i think we can trust him on these things
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okay so we’ll cut it when we start editing the first allyzay collection, but it will show up in the collected works, no biggie. for the true fans only!
^^^lol
it’s still better than 75% of this shit (ha! get it!) that shows up in class.
ok I am still up for my brilliant idea to visit this restaurant with the terrible women apropos of nothing this afternoon but as for now I need to get the fuck out of here before all of you get killed by my psychic distress waves or something
maybe we can just plan to do all that terrible woman restaurant business tomorrow or something, i’ve got fucking coq au vin to cook tonight!
what, that takes time? but it’s chicken!
ok.
Coq au vin take time, don’t forget to leave burn marks in your cooker hood:
chicken only ever takes fifteen minutes, otherwise it turns into a duck
I cannot wait for the fire portion of the cooking.
Coq au vin takes a little over a couple of hours, it is supposed to be, it is meant to start as a tough old cock in need of a slow cooking.
Yes, please do not listen to Tom at all, it is supposed to take a while. I guess perhaps maybe it is not the greatest idea to make it tonight but I don’t care. Though I have read it is even best to make coq au vin in advance and then let it stay overnight in the fridge to develop flavors better so maybe I will do quick dinner while that is cooking and eat the coq au vin tomorrow.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the way (true of most stews as well).
Oh, I know, which is why it is hilarious that Tom often refuses to eat leftovers (the only leftovers I ever keep are soups or stews or chillis). I just have such a difficult time waiting the 24 hours before DEVOURING and am often too pressed for time to make two dinners. BUT TONIGHT, I will do this.
oi does anyone know the French stew that is rabbit in a cream-mustardy sauce? I would like to make that as well but haven’t an idea what that is called at all.
Tom often refuses to eat leftovers
Leftovers are the best! I made Moo Shoo Burritos last night with left over Moo Shoo. Fried up some cubed potatoes, heated up a burrito shell, some rooster sauce=yum.
ou need:
1 rabbit fire-rake, 1 English mustard pot, 125 G of butter, 2 small cognac glass, salt, pepper, rosemary
(from a translated page, wtf)
Twin Peaks: Fire-Rake With Me
So wait are we going to Corduroy tonight or not? I has lost track.
I AM SO HUNGRY DOODS
Wed night is Bolognese night! Let’s DO IT
yes tomorrow corduroy, I have to go to bourbon today (will keep an eye out for our LNS friends)
suzy, club monaco is like.. um.. a sort of trendy sort of basic store from canada where almost everything is black and grey and ivory, price/quality = about like french connection but all the clothes are much more simple in style.
for skirts I find stuff at goodwill and then have them shortened
tombot all those photos are teh awesome!!!
lol work
rabbit stew? sounds like switzerland food to me
eek, why u gotta go to bourbon? for a few weeks they held disco city there and it was an...odd...combination of demographics.
FACT! Club Monaco is owned by Polo Ralph Lauren.
Not sure what that is but it sounds good.
You could try this belgian recipe (which as eat once hot one)
Brown some endives and garlic in some butter and remove from pan. Broen some chicken pieces in the same butter till golden. Put everything in a pot and cook in some Belgian beer for 45 minutes. Remove the chicken and endives etc, and reduce the beer down. Mix in some cream to make a sauce, pour over the chicken and endives, serve. (possibly with chips).
Doods for real restaurant tonight or tomorrow? I CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT!!!
SWITZERLAND TALK REMINDS ME OF THIS
Also, tell Tom: Cold Bolognese on buttered toast is the breakfast of kings.
guys I’m not at all interested in going to a restaurant tonight
TOM M YOU ARE AWESOME
THAT IS ALL
ain’t goin to no restaurant tonight, but mebbs tomorrow!
CAN WE ALL AGREE WE ARE EATING GOOD FOOD, TOMORROW, AT A RESTAURANT, THURSDAY, JANUARY 4, 2007?
KLG: TOMORROW IS THURSDAY.
other bourbon, glover park
odd nevertheless!
tomorrow.. restaurant OK!
OK then. Now name a time/place! I vote Cordouroy, any time after five or whatever.
tomorrow is fine by me!!!! tonight tho would be bad.
YAY ILXDC DINNER PARTY
dudes dr. ben is checking out the rubber band wrapped around today’s mail and keeps plucking little bass notes with his mouth. dr. ben you are a weird but awesome thing in my house.
Q, I am kind of interested in seeing Virginia W., but maybe I should just rewatch the movie instead. I am down for a movie along with Sephora-ing.
I finally get Trader Joe’s. I got a ton of pre-made food that requires very little effort to turn into dinner. Tonight I “made” turkey meatloaf with roasted corn.
Oh, I can’t do dinner tomorrow cause I have work, but if you’re out past nine give me a call.
yes i cant make dinner either but also i am interested in being out past niner
WRONG BOARD DUDE PLS TO RETURN TO NUILX
i blame all of dcilx for getting me sick.
;_;
also yr post is from the future!!!
the Clintons are so awesome. your 08 presidential candidate speculation: “would you have a beer with them at the flying dawkins”
bill clinton otm
LOL @ “I’m the president around here”
bill clinton rules. he moves into the white house and asks this super talented french chef to make a dessert with coca-cola flavored jelly. that is so great.
Ask the White House: “The Secret Service, by the way, has not restricted flaming desserts. But I do restrict it, because on one Christmas a lady caught on fire.” “Over the 25 years I’ve been here, I’ve noticed that Democrats usually eat more than Republicans.”
coca-cola flavored jelly
nasty
HI DERE
I ARE LISTENING TO FLIPPER
what should I listen to next?
UH MINOR THREAT?
BOXCAR!
guys i made pudding
is it coca-cola flavored?
mr que otm
i was going to make cupcakes but then i decided that was too much effort for me today. perhaps tomorrow.
ps not tom but i’m pretty sure y’all could guess that one.
wait, you’re brian, right?
not coca flavored. chocolate flavored. also i made whipped cream to go with. mmmmmmm I’m fat now!
also jon, destroyer of ilx, is apparently moving into my old building in bushwick! gentrification = complete.
yeah what did he do? kate told me something about pages full of dicks or something last time this happened
i will have all these chocolate desserts please
i think jon just made himself a moderator on ile & that showed up in admin log and they were like wtf, you haxx0red in somehow to get those privileges
FUCKING WITH YR MINDS!!!
I was concerned the ILX destruction was still to do with the BOXCARS incident, and was like do not be so crazy.
He didn’t do anything really, he figured out how to admin himself through some kind of dodgy CSS means via some kind of input field that isn’t the msg box and then didn’t do anything at all with the admin powers and it’s like CLOSE THE SHIP DOWN ABANDON ALL YE BUT THE RATS etc. Which is hilarious :D
oh yeah the boxcar incident 2/9/07 never forget.
jw made himself an admin and banned Kate (the crazy one, not ours).
so not about BOXCARGATE ’07, but the Wii is probably still at the bottom of it all.
i was kind of hoping he was inspired to do it by the boxcar incident
i had this idea but damn, i don’t have any of these photoshops on my home pc
lemme guess, he banned kate (masonicboom, not quincie). teh horror
xp
why don’t they just squash this beef
or at least release some mix tapes
i was just talking with TV’s The Fak3 Acc3nts about how they should release diss tracks about other local bands! it was decided that indie diss tracks wouldn’t be as assertive as in traditional beefs. More like, “Hey Th3se United States — we don’t really think we’re all that great, but we are probably better than you.”
oh god please diss army of me
^^^ tite.
also, dar1a, the answer to yr above question was MORE FLIPPER. do you have sex bomb baby yet? it is their best, according to me.
HILLVIEW-COTTAGE.COM OTM
i ate too much pudding.
also, shuggie otis OTM
zack, i have all these flipper songs (at least from generic flipper album)
I was listening to ‘life’ and then ‘i saw you shine’
also new MIA track ‘bird flu’ like 10 times, it’s great, what can i say, i like her despite ilm being what it is
yeah that song’s pretty awesome! tho it needs a chorus, or something? i should listen to it again, i remember feeling like something was missing.
it is missing being played on wpgc go-go shows, that would rule
dude i will burn you a copy of sex bomb and once pete digitizes his gone fishin you will have all this flipper songs.
my copy of ‘album’ is on vinyl so i had to go and find digital copies of some of these flipper songs.. how do i shot transferring lp to format i can listen to when i don’t even have a turntable.. actually, i should just go get those records @ parents house and give them away, i keep meaning to do that!
ok next dc event: record digitization party @ alex’s.