i think that is the grapefruit thing????

it is but it deviates to banana talk mid-thread

harbl, how do you feel about grapefruits?

are you trying to flush lingbert out, if so i hope it works.

i feel pretty good about grapefruits but i think they’re inconvenient

they are a bit cumbersome!

i think they are tasty in a unique way.

xpost estela i don’t think it will work!

i had a salad with grapefruit the other night

also buttered lettuce and curried almonds i found it delicious

that sounds like an amazing combo!

wait buttered lettuce? gross.

sorry—not buttered lettuce

butter lettuce

and it was really good, the best part of meal at brooklyn restarant the general greene

btw grapefruits allegedly will give you breast cancer

jealousy is an unattractive quality in an orb.

i would like to call bullshit on people protesting in the city’s largest intersection that every bus goes through and making the buses a billion minutes late so there were 50 people at the bus stop. i don’t know what they were protesting but whatever it was i don’t support them. unless they had a union rat, which i didn’t see

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a list of words/phrases floating around my office today:

1. sadistic

2. power play

3. spirit murder

4. crazy

5. insane

6. anxiety junky

what is a union rat

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=70453

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=70453#unread

dohhhhh

do they not have union rat in other countries? that’s why america is the best

you guys are sick

SCAB!

i wonder if anyone has ever stabbed and deflated a union rat, you know to prove a point

wld lol

you know what is weird/creepy: i just plugged my contacts into twitter and am now following lxy (lol yr “tweets” are so fascinating!!). it creeps me out that once people have yr email address they can find you ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNETS. lucky i use about 6 different email addresses.

and how creepy is facebook: i tried to remove my last name from my profile because i’m getting paranoid about Big Brother now that we’re about to start immigration bullshit, and it wouldn’t let me!!!!! so i had to go thru all my wall-to-wall msgs and make sure i hadn’t said anything dodgy, and then sort thru my whole inbox.

can’t believe all the super personal crap i used to spew all over the internet :/

i could give you lessons in leeriness if you like.

i believe this was topic of much discussion at our face-to-face encounter

come on do u really think ICE knows how to use the internet?

speaking as a person whose lolborderpatrol relative was offered ice, i wld say sort of.

huh?

she can sort of work the internet and was offered an ICE job.

so maybe they would find yr fb shit.

is all i’m saying.

wha?

i think as long as your profile is not like “i am really enjoying my sham marriage” or “about me: i killed someone in my home country but it’s ok i’m in america now” but i don’t know what goes into these decisions

like maybe ice has a list of fb dealbreakers

I know you are a student of the law, and your reasoning makes perfect sense, etc. but gov’t bodies be gettin mad ridiculous baout things so I dunno! Seems like I have heard some stories of people’s applications getting denied for some really trivial, stupid reasons :/

Anyway I agree with smoove, keep that dastardly ytth out!

oh yeah i am just guessing and being silly not being a lawyer here. actually i agree best to play it safe :/

it’s less ICE and more USCIS that i have to worry about. i was actually the one telling ytth to stop being paranoid about them finding some kind of dirt on us on the internets, but then i read this press release thingy where USCIS says that they will look at things like social networking sites. so i went on a deleting rampage.

o yeah i forgot they are separate things now that ice is called ice and not ins :/ that’s fucked up!

it’s all v confusing in this country; i mean, you have like 12 different types of police!

when i first moved to ny state i was really scared a cop would try to pull me over and i wouldn’t notice because their flashing lights were red/yellow instead of blue!

everything in the whole world should just be the same wherever you go

in france the stop signs say “STOP” and not “ARRETEZ-VOUS” or “ARRETES!” which is just odd to me

in japan the only “english” word all japanese people know is STA—PU (stop)

o(>< )o

today i saw a guy wearing a shirt that said on the back

BAD ASS

White Boy

much respect 2 him

Great shirt. Admin white boy!!! Thanx for resoure :)

IT’S RAINING, HUGE LOUD RAIN AND THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.

i passed out last night, pants around the ankles style don’t remember going upstairs. and when i woke up my shades were up and my window was open and it was snowing, big cottonball flakes

did someone take pic for this?

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where is lxy when you need her!

fuck all yall

the thing is, you could have posted that to lxy & jergins’ board had you wanted to! so... aren’t you kinda askin for it? or maybe we should laud you for deigning to post on these lesser boards.

i am crabby today. i was not. until i came to work. now i am.

i actually had a pretty fun time at work today

calling bullshit on my adviser!!!!!

tehresa, i hope you have a wonderful time in seattle, i wish i could be there.

thank you, estela! i hope i do, and i wish you could, too!

lol i just noticed that says 2morrow

spooky!

that note made me have vivid dreams of an attic full of raccoons, mice, rats, cats, squirrels, etc. i was going to call him this week because squirrels also live in there. idiot broke the attic window over a year ago so it’s just wide open. i went up there and was looking out and a squirrel was climbing in and just stared at me. it’s like living in a barn.

i lived in an apartment in rochester that was a converted attic, so i’d always hear the squirrels running around on the roof and (i fear) in the crawlspace. once one decided to hang out on my window sill and stare at me for like 15 minutes. i even to pics because it was so lol. but the noises at night are creepy!

sorry bout your dream. that sounds unpleasant :(

i still haven’t heard the noises. i wonder if they’re sleeping in there now. i’m afraid to look lest i get attacked

in the dream there were piles of leaves in the attic, and when i moved them aside mice crawled out one by one and congregated in a tight blob of mice and i was just thinking “what can i possibly do about this? all the animal traps in the biggest hardware store in the world cannot solve this problem. i’m so fucked.”

how is seattle, tza????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

“A competent organ is now investigating the case,” the North’s official news agency, KCNA, said.

^ i would like to tell jergins this was a great find

it’s raining

it’s raining

it’s raining

it’s like we are cosmically aligned

it’s windy

according to widget weather it is going to keep raining for six more days at least.

make the world green

we will have sun tomorrow.

am clouds/pm sun

what a cheesy forecast.

better than the reverse!

i like to walk through the park after work.

are you an autumn leaf frolicker

i hope not

because if i come to seattle in autumn

and you have moved there

which i hope so

i don’t want to see any antics

well not that kind anyway

i have been known to frolic in summer storms and their resulting puddles

however

i will try to keep any frolicking under control in your presence

but

there will be antics

there will be tsks

i would be upset if there were not

that is worth a tsk in its own right.

my posts on here are red herrings, i’m not prepared to reveal what i would post to l&jb if i could since i can’t.

i believe that post is a red herring, estela, and i think it is important for you to know that it is far too late for equivocation.

i feel so toyed with and used.

i don’t know what to do.

you just made estela’s day

i have a thread idea but i don’t feel confident about it so i won’t start it. it would just be for my own benefit anyway. i’m being an eeyore lately prob

i want to read your thread.

ok i will do it in a bit but you won’t like it it’s very american and very me lol

it’s raining.

also, it’s thundering.

also, lightning!

it’s winding here again

WINDS OF THIS MAGNITUDE MAY MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT... ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. MOTORISTS SHOULD USE CAUTION IF TRAVELING TODAY.