2) it’s raining

3) I CALL BULLSHIT on my computer for turning itself off mid-thesis!!!!!!!!

fortunately i am skilled in

and only lost 1/2 paragraph.

still BULLSHIT!!!!!

uh oh is it a macbook? mine has done that, but i got it fixed, but it also sometimes (very rarely) restarts itself when it’s asleep wtf

anyway i wanted to post this on the BALTIMORE thread

it IS a macbook! i should check on this as i think my applecare runs out in may! thankig u.

harbl, that is a very neat picture. can you tell us about the history behind the statue?

no but i can tell you a story about me. i did not take that picture, nor did i know the statue existed before i found it! i like statues and i like statues of frederick douglass. he is a really statue-ish person. he looks like a lion. that’s why he is called “the lion of anacostia” by some. another funny thing about that picture is that in the comments on the flickr page one person said “is that lenin” and another person said “he really looks like marx.” wtf morons?

did your frederick douglass interest come from your years in rochester, or did your years in rochester come from your frederick douglass interest?

i liked your story about you, harbl, i hope you will tell us some more.

i am being sincere just in case you can’t tell.

i can’t remember ever not being interested in frederick douglass, but probably when i learned about him in 5th grade it was his cool hair that i liked the most.

and thank you estela. that’s about all there is to me.

check him out

seems pretty rad imo

i thought it was a statue of am0n at first

less gray

I CALL BULLSHIT on mla handbook for not saying how to cite a press release

mlgay imo

right now i would look at I AM ON AN ISLAND so i could see that really pretty picture jergins posted a while back where the sun and rocks and leaves and trees make everything <3

i cited a press release recently but i didn’t use lmlao i used the bluebook sry

heart

aw

i wld scan lxy’s awesome heart postcard but i am not home and i couldn’t put it on lajb anyway

also <3 xposts presidetn

jergz my darling, thanks to you i now own 3 tees from teefury.com!

Wanna call bullshit on temp crown falling off, resulting in discomfort that is distracting me from trying to relax and read a freaking book before bed and even more bullshit on not having any good drugs.

i can’t remember was teh PILLS thread on lajb or somewhere on bigilx?

i am waiting for my tooth infection to return as my crowned toof crumbles. i have penicillin waiting :((((((

i wish this would allow me to get an awesome grill or something.

― yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:09 PM

great minds, etc.

when is lajb coming back

what do you mean, it is back

you’re right

lajb’s just not that into us

i am into u

lajb is the swings and u are the roundabouts.

i hope you are not one who becomes nauseous from roundabouts!

nooo<3

it’s sad how we all have low self esteem since we got dumped by lajb.

l&j

its sad how we are starting to forget crucial details.

It’s sad how jergins is copy editing to rub in the rejection

y u brake heart?

hurt & appalled

lost & jilted

i am going to go cry myself to sleep

if that’s the kind of dismal gloom you would post to l&jb if you could it’s no wonder we got turfed out.

can we just make a new board called Doom & Gloomboard then, D&G

gloomboard has kinda of a neat ring to it that fills me with feelings not so gloomy! huh.

count me in, i have a melancholic streak.

for some reason i envision glow worms.

on gloomboard.

can i be a doom&gloomboard admin?

i am feeling pretty damn doom and gloom so let me be in on this bitch

ok how do we get a new board

uh oh

you said what i was going to say and didn’t say because i knew it would incur the wrath :((((((

but

i tried to say

‘if this will deter you from board creation then ;-) lol jk’

but it was locked

and i couldn’t

guys think for a minute, how would you get a private board w/o someone setting it up and inviting u in the first place xpost

maybe keith could do it and leave u out of it

does keith still monitor sandbox?

btw thankig u for noize mod

we were trying to shoot for the stars and reach the moon ok

JUST 1 MORE THING TO BE GLOOMY ABOUT :(

i wanted to write some posts with rain clouds in my voice.

i wanted to read those posts with thunder bolts in my ears.

seriously, i’m all in favor of you guys being boring in a place i can’t see. let me think on this for a minute, drive home.

jerkins is back.

guess who made me this wayy!!

i’m in favor of you being a cock in a place i can’t see

i shouldn’t have said that.

i want you to be right there, jergins, crying along with me, feeling sad about my travails.

what do you think l&j board is for?!

xpost

i want a stylesheet that puts this disclaimer under every post

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yeah i would also like it to make it like every post begins “hey guess what, ”

hey guess what, that would suck.

that was a working example.

hey guess what, i just had a stringy overripe banana that looked young but wasn’t, it was terrible;_;

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lol

:(

callin bullshit on a broken vacuum cleaner!

calling huge loads of bullshit on A train not running btw utica & jay

O_o

i would post about how the first mile of my run no thanks to lingbert on the old final lolution thread i had this in my head

YouTube Video

Open

god he has such a smooth baritone voice.

the invisible basketball is so great, and his vest also

srsly anyone hatin on roundball rock should be forced to sit and watch that pussycat dolls shit for all eternity w/ their eyes held open clockwork orange style.

roundball rock is a stone classic

my favorite ever conan episode was the one after nbc lost the nba contract and he was like the real tragedy is that roundball rock is gonna be retired... but i think there are places where it can be used... and then he played this montage of like jurassic park, edward scissorhands, charlie brown christmas all with the roundball rock music

what he needed to do was mix that into his chuck norris lever and gone to town.

a list of things that max and i both like:

1. roundball rock

2. baz luhrman’s romeo and juliet

2a. accompanying soundtrack

i think thats an incomplete list

please feel free to add to it.

drinks thread:

i am having a drink.

guys did you realize we did the banana thing once before?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=58&threadid=326#unread

my newish boss put this on my task list while i was on vacation and for some reason it really irritates me:

Talk with lxy about create NC website just for returners

i am planning to refuse to make a NC website just for returners once she finally gets around to talking to me about it. unless she intended for me to talk to myself about it in which case i have already had the conversation and come to a decision.

i’m supposed to trust this person’s document review:

Both looks great to me. Thank you-

🙈

i drank a mojito

i drank some nyquil

not a lot; i just don’t want to be awake anymore

being awake sux

i continue to be unimpressed:

Everyone downloads there reports at the end of the month and email me the excel sheet output on the 1st of each month.

Also, I thought they had name tags or was just their name plates order?

jesus help me

For right now M______ and C_____ Lyndia.com for any training.

Lyndia.com

you have the patience of a saint

my boss forwarded this

Hello,

Please Please let all your units know that we have a lot of new money coming out. Be very carefully with it. So the new money sticks together and it makes it hard to take them apart. So you can rub them together or use a little bit of water on your finger to take them apart.

i bet she thinks it’s the smartest, best written thing ever.

Uhhh

hi i am on a new computer after spilling a lxy drink on mine :(

a good way to go

hadn’t thought of it that way. that does kind of help. this is why i can’t save money though!

sippy cup for the lxy drink

sandboxers retreat http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42-Fisk-Way-Keene-NY-12942/2101974061_zpid/

would like to hibernate until mid-september, but maybe until after the election would be better

that looks like a good hibernation station... let’s do it!

ok we just need $795,000

pretty sure we can round up 8 or so active and erstwhile boxlers to go in on a sandbox timeshare.

it is so beautiful especially the one with a little snow we could have a fire and some boxwine

Lxy drinks all around!

omg you guys we will have winter pimm’s in the snow by the fire!!!

we will name the house more fun every day and go on long hikes

kinda really thinking about moving up there i mean there are no people but i don’t hang out with anyone anyway i’m more of a solitary creature

winter cup sounds nice

i’m in

just put up blackout curtains over one of my windows and it’s not really like winter at all but it’s the best i can do right now

i like that retreat and i hate summer as much as mookie does.

i hate it too. i feel like i’m sunburning and tired all the time. thing about winter though is i’m also tired all the time. can’t win.

i love to wear a sweater

girls like us, we are sweater wearers. a common characteristic of the sandbox ladies, i think.

my sisters came to my house for dinner and found me wearing birkenstocks and thick socks on a winter’s eve and went on a soupçon too much about it.

sweaters and glasses wearers. love 2 wear boots also

all of the above <3

is there a place i can live where it is always fall

so i can wear a sweater and boots and smell fall and eat squashes and chili

is there a place i can live where it is always fall

narnia under the brown witch iirc

I wear a sweater year round because air conditioning is so harsh. I love cardigans.

autumn sweater

pretty sure i saw tehresa in a bath fitter commercial

yeah definitely her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59SWcFzhjUo

i’m not happy with my bathroom either

Lisa frank that shit, iirc

we both have brown hair?

it’s my dream to move to a place where the temperature is never below 45 or above 65

yes yes yes yesssssss

very low temps make my back tense and skin dry

a taxi driver once told me that in western ethopia the temperature every day of the year is 70 during the day and 40 at night. i thought he was describing heaven.

I have found that below about 15 it is not so bad. It’s that 20–35 range that really sucks because you can still feel the humidity.

They look to me. Please wait for lxy’s feedback.

24 hours later I finally understand what that meant

it sounds rather self-aggrandizing out of context

lol

“I think a batch of emails didn’t actually go out....”

do you mean because you didn’t send them? jesus help us, some of the people in this OFFICE SUX.

there is an epidemic of painful communication going around

“...will be hopefully minimally impactful.”

oh no she didn’t

today i allowed impact-as-a-verb to pass; i just didn’t care enough, and now i am ashamed

happily someone else stepped into the breach

i am always being chided at work for my language peeves. i hate it. they think it’s about me being annoyed by bad grammar and it’s not. i don’t care about your grammar.

oh no she didn’t

― toadstool might (tehresa)

it was someone else (also stupid)!!!!

“Looks good to me. Do change requests from me.”

there is a big difference between “Do” and “No.”

i drove by lyxy’s salon and i think it may have been replaced by something else

out of business because of poor branding

it is raining

i just want to say hi to everyone

https://youtu.be/hfGg71r8nfU

hi harbl <3

we missed you this month

i miss you every day

<3<4<5

it’s so hard to go into the city

cause you wanna say hello to everybody

i saw a tall lxy in the gym

i’m in

just put up blackout curtains over one of my windows and it’s not really like winter at all but it’s the best i can do right now

― mookieproof, Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (six months ago)

know who put up TWO blackout curtains because seasonally affected and because of the new streetlight. things have improved but i’m still taking antihistamines to pass out better because it’s fun.

so i can wear a sweater and boots and smell fall and eat squashes and chili

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, July 29, 2016 7:47 PM (six months ago)

i am tired of chili now

a tall lxy in the gym

these words do not make sense together

he, he

saw a license plate frame that read

I’D RATHER BE

PLAYING PICKLEBALL

what is a ‘garbage plate’

it’s gross. it’s like a pile of lard.

I am glad i made it through six years in roch without ever touching one.

is corned beef hash involved y/n

it’s not pennsylvania

i went to a meeting room where i thought i had a meeting at 10. however, the 10 o’clock meeting was back in my office and i was a no-show. My 11 o’clock meeting is in the room i went to, so i cancelled the 10 and sat in the 11 meeting room reading this thread in it’s entirety.

i love this site and all of the people on it. what good times we’ve had.

<3

tbh that sounds like a much better use of your time than back-to-back meetings.

if any of you walked into a work meeting it would be the best thing that ever happened at a job

*estela sits down across from me at the conference table, clasps fingers*

meeting her for extended lunches was iirc, pleasant enough

oh what is that comma at. that wasnt me.

i dreamt lxy and jergins came and fixed my deck?

no wonder i’m so tired

another funny thing is this deck is at most 12 feet deep, maybe 10. in my dream it was the longest deck. it was like a boardwalk extending from my house forever.

“hello baltimore!”

wasn’t there an autocorrect thread? can someone explain to me why my phone made “pooping” into “poopi bag” which is not a real thing and not something i have ever typed? also it makes “yell” into “Yelp”

dumplings

hmm

that was how toadstool might came to be iirc.