I recall seeing lots of her nénés énormes in ‘The Dreamers’. Looked much better than pizza.
also saw her smear hymen blood all over her face. Deal-breaker!
who are we even talking about now?!
Eva Green
listen this thread is not called “PIZZA VS NENES ENORMES”
I thought her nose was kind of a deal breaker for me but yeah vagina blood on the face is totally a deal breaker.
Is Terri Hatcher going to talk much? Because that’s going to be a deal breaker.
xpost phrase “deal breaker” now all used up for the day
That’s a deal breaker for you with all women innit *rimshot etc*
sorry, dude, you can’t leave yourself so open.
pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime vs. boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime
Papa John’s light on the sauce w/ pineapple and ham vs. Princess Coldstare
also wtf at anyone picking teri hatcher
papa johns in a heartbeat
no ham tho, grosss
That’s a deal breaker for you with all women innit
not Bea Arthur
tripoli’s pizza in lawrence, ma vs. a young rachel welch
god as my witness this is a toss up for me.
tripoli’s
Manny & Olga’s v Fergie
Manny & Olga’s, whatever the hell that is.
RAQUEL for fuck’s sake
next door to st ex, ally
This thread was awesome though.
haha I now hold really extreme opinions about pizzerias I have never heard of before and will never visit (unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission)
please don’t blame me for Louis Jagger
but he’s our son
!!!!!!!!
hi mom! hi pop!
AND THAT’S WHY I HAD TO DESTROY THE TIME MACHINE
unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission
and trust me, unless you are trapped there is absolutely no reason for you to be in lawrence, ma.
please don’t blame me for the quality of Tom’s posts either.
quality?
caliber, you mean
exactly. xpost
the dream is over, dudes
time to go home and pretend Friday wasn’t a waste of all our time
yeah this was a good thread while it lasted.
RIP PIZZZA BOOBY THREAD
i’ve still got another hour to go. goddamn east coasters.
another reason that i wonder why i moved to the midwest.
I’m still here, just disgusted.
lombardi’s in brooklyn v dallas cowboys cheerleaders
Tom, I would have thought you, of all people, would realize the importance of infacticide for the greater good.
xpost Ally, dude: it’s over.
not being familiar with lombardi’s in brooklyn but being quite familiar with the dcc, i’m going with the cowgirls.
lombardi’s is pretty overrated, to be honest.
Plus dcc is a lotta boobies.
they’re all a bunch of quitters. KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE:
Nellie McKay vs. Rocky Rococo’s Garden of Eatin’ pizza
I’m gonna go with Nellie McKay because the name of that pizzeria frightens me
The dream?
The problem with all of these either or threads is that I want beer AND boobies AND pussy AND pizza. We should start a thread about the best order to get those.
you should start with the boobies and pussy as the reverse tends to lead to disappointment.
Pizza gives you energy, though.
really depends pretty heavily on about 100,000 factors on whether or not pizza will “give you energy” or make you bloaty and sluggish.
Pizza makes me strong like the hulk.
Mmmmm. Pizza flavored pussy. Wait. Hold on. Let me think this through...
Michael, no...
I think I’ll just go back to the beer, eh?
I had Two Boots for lunch, it did little but cut the roof of my mouth with cornmeal. I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.
Wait, did you leave them at work?
do you have
a pizza cooch
better try some
LYSOL DOUCHE
I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.
if this is on the menu, ALWAYS TAKE THE BOOBIES.
shit, i’m moving to new york.