Ally, in any case it’s inarguably better than the reverse.

This isn’t SAUCE!

Anchovies made your breath all twatty?

Rinse yr bits with a nice hot toddy —

LISTERINE DOUCHE

i don’t know, it’s not that i don’t like surprises or anything but i like my pizza to taste like pizza you know?

Our product is

The one you trust

We’ll remove

That deep-dish crust

LYSOL DOUCHE

dammit i gotta change my login name

No, I mean, if there were boobies on the menu I missed ’em, I was too busy trying not to kill any tourists with my company ID since the cold has driven the stroller-bound infants, the elderly, the foreign, and the JUST PLAIN SLOW into the Rock Center concourse.

xpost: ...or else they shall hunt you down, you, the only American critic who actually loved ‘In Our Gun’!

I’m listening to that album right now, actually. I’ve already eaten pizza tonight (Sainsbury’s Taste The Difference quattro formaggi), all that’s missing now is pussy to be perfectly honest...

The realization that Ally and Tombot psionically projected themselves into the future to raise a young Louis Jagger into adulthood before bringing him back to the present explains so much.

“adulthood”

xpost: ...or else they shall hunt you down, you, the only American critic who actually loved ‘In Our Gun’!

Without even checking, I assumed this was a Gomez album.

the dulcet tones of

‘legal’ adulthood, then. The boy can now be drafted and could be a soldier, and go out there and fight to save this land. To be a people’s soldier, paramilitary gun in hand.

xp

you kids make the world lousy

i could be drafted, shame about the ‘british citizen’ bit.

dear ILX

I’m sorry

hated in 50 states

it’s really not you dude, though you aren’t helping your case very well.

oh hey i’ve met tomie depaola

hawaiian pizza w/bbq sauce and chicken v. weird hot but slightly trampy chick that you met in the bar that knows about guns and also might be a grade-school teacher

weird hot but slightly trampy chick, by a mile, you pizza heathens.

yeah, that one was sort of a gimmie

Evan, is that strictly hypothetical? Because if the answer is “no”, what the hell are you doing online? (XP haha)

gimmie what? STDs?

xpost

Or a backside full of birdshot?

louis,

don’t use the word “pussy”, it makes you sound poor.

what a most excellently shorn escutcheon you possess, madam

escutcheon?

‘Pulchritudinous pudenda’ more like it, no?

is that little lord fauntleroy slang for nappy dugout?

What a comely quim you have, Miss.

It works on so many levels!

So, you know her then, Kenan?

Boys. Go home.

HALT

HAMMERZEIT

EVEN WHEN IT’S BAD IT’S PRETTY GOOD AMIRITE GUYS?

Yeah! Nailed it!

I think the best thing about this thread is that, even when it was awful, it was awesome.

haha my wife just picked Padma Lakshmi

Someone should rewrite “Swimsuit Issue” inserting pizza names every other word.