xp—Yeah, I’m still working my way through the Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Connelly results

my opinion of naomi watts is heavily skewed by my wishing her character would just be involved in an explosive transport catastrophe in every film besides mulholland drive

yeah tom cause its SFW if its part of a pizza vs boobies contest

haah “working my way”

I BEEN THERE MY BROTHER

I’m becoming really sorry I started this thread.

also the tits in scott’s picture are awful, cos I don’t see enough faint implant scars watching discovery health.

you’re just disgusted by my pizza cupcake recipe

btw it is a chocolate cupcake

ENNUIZAY

SFW if its part of a pizza vs boobies contest

this should be added to all those little policies people have to sign when they get their computer accounts for work

shut the hell up

pizza burgers v Kennedy

both awes... ill say kennedy, but its so close

samurai pizza cats vs samurai phoebe cates

eating cats?

TOO SOON

eating cates?

I think I’d pick Kennedy too BUT I haven’t had a pizza burger in years so maybe they are actually good.

also if there is such a thing as samurai pizza cats, I pick that.

I think I’d pick Kennedy too BUT I haven’t had a pizza burger in years so maybe they are actually good.

HAHAHAHA YOUR GAY

Kennedy, despite GOP elephant tattoo on thigh

pizza served by a topless samurai phoebe cates to the tune of “dying in stereo”

shit man now I want to make myself a pizza burger on an english muffin

um LIVING IN STEREO

no no moving

eva green vs pizza that comes with a side of eva green having sex with you

pepperoni pizza goldfish v Sandra Bullock

I’ll take the pizza no Eva.

goldfish

that thought has just completely wiped all tits from the membrane, dudes. evidently tom’s homemade pizza burger on english muffin > all boobies. DQ’d

um LIVING IN STEREO

where’s brian bangs when you need him?

there are way too many people here who are not understanding the concept of the thread. milo OTM even though I have no idea who Eva Green is, out of spite.

i refuse to believe that my life is so bad that i’m contemplating watching “fast times at ridgemont high” tonight if i don’t wind up going out. there’s just no way it’s come to that yet.

day-old cold Domino’s vs. Teri Hatcher

EVA GREEN WAS THE MONEY. EVERY PENNY OF IT.

i don’t know shit about pizza, is the problem

pizza found in a dumpster vs courtney love

Green Pizza v. Eva Braun

ugh milo, YOU sir are a champ at this thread. I think Teri Hatcher.

xpost Courtney Love easily

Teri Hatcher totally, dumpster easily

I recall seeing lots of her nénés énormes in ‘The Dreamers’. Looked much better than pizza.

also saw her smear hymen blood all over her face. Deal-breaker!

who are we even talking about now?!

Eva Green

listen this thread is not called “PIZZA VS NENES ENORMES”

I thought her nose was kind of a deal breaker for me but yeah vagina blood on the face is totally a deal breaker.

Is Terri Hatcher going to talk much? Because that’s going to be a deal breaker.

xpost phrase “deal breaker” now all used up for the day

That’s a deal breaker for you with all women innit *rimshot etc*

sorry, dude, you can’t leave yourself so open.

pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime vs. boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime

Papa John’s light on the sauce w/ pineapple and ham vs. Princess Coldstare

also wtf at anyone picking teri hatcher

papa johns in a heartbeat

no ham tho, grosss

That’s a deal breaker for you with all women innit

not Bea Arthur

tripoli’s pizza in lawrence, ma vs. a young rachel welch

god as my witness this is a toss up for me.

tripoli’s

Manny & Olga’s v Fergie

Manny & Olga’s, whatever the hell that is.

RAQUEL for fuck’s sake

KUDOS ALLY

BEER V PUSSY

COCK VZ. WINE COOLER

next door to st ex, ally

This thread was awesome though.

haha I now hold really extreme opinions about pizzerias I have never heard of before and will never visit (unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission)

please don’t blame me for Louis Jagger

but he’s our son

!!!!!!!!

hi mom! hi pop!

The 100 “Things that happened to/with/on ILX in 2006” countdown thread!

AND THAT’S WHY I HAD TO DESTROY THE TIME MACHINE

unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission

and trust me, unless you are trapped there is absolutely no reason for you to be in lawrence, ma.

please don’t blame me for the quality of Tom’s posts either.

quality?

caliber, you mean

exactly. xpost

the dream is over, dudes

time to go home and pretend Friday wasn’t a waste of all our time

yeah this was a good thread while it lasted.

RIP PIZZZA BOOBY THREAD

i’ve still got another hour to go. goddamn east coasters.

another reason that i wonder why i moved to the midwest.

I’m still here, just disgusted.

lombardi’s in brooklyn v dallas cowboys cheerleaders

Tom, I would have thought you, of all people, would realize the importance of infacticide for the greater good.

xpost Ally, dude: it’s over.

not being familiar with lombardi’s in brooklyn but being quite familiar with the dcc, i’m going with the cowgirls.

lombardi’s is pretty overrated, to be honest.

Plus dcc is a lotta boobies.

they’re all a bunch of quitters. KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE:

Nellie McKay vs. Rocky Rococo’s Garden of Eatin’ pizza

I’m gonna go with Nellie McKay because the name of that pizzeria frightens me

The dream?

The problem with all of these either or threads is that I want beer AND boobies AND pussy AND pizza. We should start a thread about the best order to get those.

you should start with the boobies and pussy as the reverse tends to lead to disappointment.

Pizza gives you energy, though.

really depends pretty heavily on about 100,000 factors on whether or not pizza will “give you energy” or make you bloaty and sluggish.

Pizza makes me strong like the hulk.

Mmmmm. Pizza flavored pussy. Wait. Hold on. Let me think this through...

Michael, no...

I think I’ll just go back to the beer, eh?

I had Two Boots for lunch, it did little but cut the roof of my mouth with cornmeal. I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.

Wait, did you leave them at work?

do you have

a pizza cooch

better try some

LYSOL DOUCHE

I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.

if this is on the menu, ALWAYS TAKE THE BOOBIES.

shit, i’m moving to new york.