Yeah, that one was a total gimme.

(needed faceoffs—Jennifer Connelly, Phoebe Cates, Ally Sheedy as heroin-addict photographer)

— milo (wooderso...), December 8th, 2006. (milo)

there is no pizza on earth that i would choose over jennifer connelly

yeah we need more pizza

Safeway-brand cheese pizza vs. Jenna Bush

pete last night: “jennifer connelly has the most expressive eyebrows in hollywood”

NSFW waffle pizza getting pwnded: http://www.smythesworld.blogspot.com/kerry.jpg

The Greasy, NSFW Elephant in the Room

I WISH TO ENTER BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM

ZING

slice of month old gas-station pizza or nathalie from facts of life?

bummerz wishlist:

dude i tried to GIS jennifer connelly to find pics of her beautiful face, and all i found were nude shots ;_;

I went to college with nathalie’s sister, she was HOT AS HELL

Are we branching out into, like, shrimp and pesto pizza with scampi on thin crust?? Because last time I had that, it was (realistically!) probably better than 75% of sex.

“bummerz”

no its bummerz wishlist duh

7–11 pepperoni under a heat lamp vs. bea arthur

pete last night: “jennifer connelly has the most expressive eyebrows in hollywood”

PETE ALSO SAID THIS EXACT SAME COMMENT, WORD FOR WORD, SUNDAY EVENING.

gas station

7–11

7–11 pepperoni under a heat lamp vs. bea arthur

these things are different how?

I think I’d pick Bea Arthur. I bet she’d have some biting putdowns.

I’d also pick Mindy Cohn. Come on, sickening food vs. chubby? Chubby ain’t gonna kill ya.

Uno Chicago Grill Pizza v Mariah Carey

fat-camp pizza from Top Chef episode vs. Padma Lakshmi

chubby chaser hebert

Sbarro’s v Shannen Doherty

Peter Piper Pizza v Piper Laurie

mariah > uno’s

sbarro’s

piper laurie as catherine martell

Although what exactly is implied by “Bea Arthur”? What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

Mariah

Padma

Shannen

Pizza

guys I just almost asked “Chuck E Cheese v Dakota Fanning” and then kind of got sick a little so

Chuck E Cheese v Hillary Duff

Every pizza in the world vs. Heidi Klum

Ruggles cheddar cheese “English” pizza (Boston, late 1980s) vs “Come On Pilgrim”-era Kim Deal (Boston, late 1980s)

Oh wait I get Piper Laurie and Hugh Laurie confused.

ARGH I hate that my job made me miss awesomeness.

I would pick Shelly Duvall and Dianne Wiest IN A HEARTBEAT.

yuppie pizza with eggplant and artichokes and all that bullshit vs Tyra Banks

(xpost: gas station, Bea Arthur (and why not?), Mariah (shockingly enough), Padma, Shannen, Piper L)

Milo there are few pizzas I wouldn’t pick over Heidi Klum

Before lunch I would have picked every pizza in the world. Now that I’m not hungry anymore, definitely Heidi.

Although what exactly is implied by “Bea Arthur”? What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

Kenan, stop lying.

man I would eat 70 hundred english muffin pizzas RIGHT NOW

You’re gonna end up with mantits, that way, Tom.

Thin-crust Italian pizza w/real mozzarella is not boring or bland, you fools, but it ain’t ever better than nice boobies.

would it be tyra in fullon psycho host mode or in ‘black or white’ video mode

xpost—u crazy

Ray’s (Original/Famous/Famous Original/Original Famous) Pizza v Madonna (current, not Like a Prayer Madonna)

Cafeteria calzone vs TOMBOT with mantits

(xpost: OF COURSE I MEAN CRAZY TYRA)

Cici’s Alfredo vs. Avril

Oh wait I get Piper Laurie and Hugh Laurie confused.

— Mr. Que (pelagi...), December 8th, 2006. (Party with me Punker)

haha

I am torn on yuppie pizza v Tyra Banks because Tyra seems ok but then she does shit like go on the Tony Danza show, which I was FORCED to watch in DOCTOR’S OFFICE awaiting HORRIBLE SHIT TO HAPPEN and spends the entire time talking about her cellulite and how her boobs touch her knees and I’m like eurrgh shit girl what are you doing.

xxp aw ray’s totally. i would probably pick pizza in like 80% of the scenarios presented thus far.

dude Avril’s lookin pretty hot lately, I think I’d go for her even put up against ok lookin pizza, never mind “Ci Ci’s alfredo”

Madonna

Crazy Tyra

Mr. Munch

Chuck E Cheese

Waht?

then dan let me answer your question: I WOUDL STILL HIT IT EFF A YUOPPIE PIZZA

You’re gonna end up with mantits, that way, Tom.

never happen

Did someone say Hugh Laurie?

What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

...ever again.

RIGHT ON, MATT

NutriSystem thin-crust cheese pizza vs. Dan Marino

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/

^^ this website v the chick who plays Ugly Betty

never happen

DUDE WAIT UNTIL YOU PASS 30 BEFORE SAYING THAT

(xpost: Milo, can I choose death?)

Milo I cannot make that decision.

Rachel Weisz vs. a pizza made by prime-era Brigitte Bardot (“Contempt,” say) while naked

I’m gonna go with Weisz.

I’ve never really thought Bardot was that attractive. I’m gonna go with Weisz as well.

U+K: Did Brigitte make the pizza using her breasts? Because I don’t get how RW is the pizza and the pizza is the boobies otherwise...

Did someone say Hugh Laurie?

— Laurel (sininspac...), December 8th, 2006. (Laurel)

im trying to convince the rest of DC that house is an awesome show!

Are you in the room while Bardot is making the pizza, or are you supposed to simply relish the thought that when the pizza was made, the only thing she was wearing was an oven mitt?

DAN PERRY DID I BLOW YOUR MIND

mmm pizza-doughy breasts

YES. YES YOU DID.

Yuk it up, Hahvahd boys.

Round Table Pepperoni Artisan vs. Fairuza Balk

Who cares how hot the pizza maker is?

GIMME GOTH GIRL

Fairuza Balk

She was pretty hot in The Craft, so Balk.

thin-crust veggie pizza with low-cal cheese handmade by Wolfgang Puck himself vs. MIscha Barton

kenan I’m assuming Bardot makes shitty pizza, I mean she’s a vegan.

xpost wolfgang pizza

fairuza balk is nasty

thin-crust veggie pizza EVERY SINGLE TIME

fairuza balk is nasty

EXACTLY

Veggie lo-cal or a highlighted toothpick for dessert? Can I abstain?

Puck Pizza

Nigella Lawson vs. pizza made by Nigella Lawson

fairuza balk is not authorized

3-xpost—YOU CHOSE TARA REID

I’ve had frozen Puck pizza. Yuck. Mischa.

exactly, Laurel

RIGHT ON, DAN

UH TR over FB every time bro

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK PIZZA vs. USCHI DIGARD

Two Boots ‘Cleopatra Jones’ Slice vs. Cleopatra Jones

Pinocchio’s Sicilian slice vs Tatyana Ali

i am so hungry for either i’m really not in a position to be picking and choosing.

NYC DELI BROCCOLI PIZZA VS. MADELEINE STOWE

I don’t eat enough pizza, I can’t think of an appropriate challenger for Giadda DeLaurentiis

dude definitely nigella lawson over any food made by nigella lawson I mean UH

Philly Cheese, Two Boots, Tatyana, Stowe, scott is evil

with the exception of tom’s latest post (maddy), i have heard of very few of the most recent girls OR pizzas

seward, with the goal

implants make the baby jesus cry ;_;

Scott, I think I knew that girl in high school!

A CUPCAKE THAT IS ACTUALLY MADE WITH PIZZA SAUCE AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF FROSTING vs.

NAOMI WATTS

NAOMI WATTS, DUH

aniston, horror spice, kirstie (hides), conflicted, duvall, jumbo slice, whole foods, whatever shakey’s might be, alexandra, jenna, bea, mariah, lakshmi, sbarro, don’t understand, duff, BAR, Deal, yuppizza, madonna, avril, nutrisystem, aclu, bardotza, weisz, round table, mischa, nigellaza, uschi, two boots, tatyana, conflicted (broccoli rules), giada, naomi.

xpost.

i have heard of very few of the most recent girls OR pizzas

but that’s a great excuse to GIS for all kinds of candid boobies while at work

A CUPCAKE THAT IS ACTUALLY MADE WITH PIZZA SAUCE AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF FROSTING vs.
NAOMI WATTS
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.

OKAY THIS THREAD HAS JUST ENETERED THE CRAZY ZIONE