Back up here: John and FB both have philosophy degrees, shouldn’t they have had to take logic courses?
On the other hand, Dan has been at ILX longer...
My core concentration was logic, actually, which is why I bristled at the “proving a negative” misapprehension.
more importantly:ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE “CORE MEMBER”, ITS THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT TO MAINTAIN “SOCIAL ORDER” ON “TEH INTENETS”. IF WE START LETTING JUST ANYONE INTO HSTNGS THRD, SOON OUR GENTLEMANS CLUB WILL BE OVERRUN WITH TEH HIP AND HOP.
I posted my response on the tedious thread.
DP, PERHAPS WE SHOULD COMBINE OUR FORCES TO BATTEL FB, WHAT IS A “RED HEADED STEPCHILD” AS THEY SAY IN RURAL AREAS.
I am neither a core member or a racialist. I am a subversive.
^nor
RED STATED HEAD CHILD?
DEAD HATED RED CHILD
FIRE CARPET/DRAPES
HSTNGS THRD ALL CAPS DAY IS NOW IN SESSION! WAHT! HI DERE JW!
NO NO FB IS MY EVIL TWIN, SECRETLY SEPARATED AT BIRTH. NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.
SUP
UNEMPLOYED CARPET/DRAPES = UNSAFE STREETS AND BROKEN CARPET/DRAPE FAMILIES
ONLY YUOR DOCTOR KNOWS FOR SURE TAHT YOU ARE ON TEH WELFARE
BLAH BLAH OBLIGATORY MOM REFERENCE BLAH BLAH
HAHA I OWN TEH LOGICS
RED HEADED STEPCHILDS HAEV NO RAEL MOM, OBLIGATORY OR OTHERWISE
XPOST
CAN YOU REALLY CALL A DUTCH ELM-DISEASED TREE “MOM”?
I HAVE IDEA FOR PHRASE “POXY (GENE)PULE”, BUT NOWHERE SAEF TO USE IT.
XPOST HEHEHEHE
WHAT SAFER SPACE EXISTS THAN HSTNGS THRED?
HSTNGS THRD: TEH FINAL FRONTIER
WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHTY FIGHT THING TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
WHO CAN TAEK A RAINBOW DRESS IT IN A SMILE? NOT DAN BECAUSE LEX TOLED ME HE HAETS TEH GAYS.
A BRIEF INTERLUDE OF TEH FUNNEYS (THX TO INTREPED NOISE THRD RESEARCH)
I REMEMBER THAT LOL
AND JOHN SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSES ME TO DROP OUT OF NURSING SCHOOL. THANKS A LOT!
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
“HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE”
I COULD HAVE JOINED THE CONVENT IN THE EARLY 90’S. NOW I REMEMBER WHAT WAS PROMPTING ME TO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE = BABY JOHN CLINGING TO DADS ARM AS HE TRIES TO CAST THE NEWBORN INTO THE TOILET
WOAH AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS
AWESOME AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS!
DISTURBING REGARDLESS OF PRONOUNS
NESTED ABORTIONS
WORSE WITH EVERY POST.
KIND OF IMPRESSIVE, REALLY.
OOH, A CHALLENGE
I AM IMAGINING A SERIES OF ABORTIONS LIKE THOSE NESTED RUSSIAN DOLLS, WHERE EACH ABORTION HAS A SMALLER ABORTION INSIDE OF IT
(XPOST) I LIKE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK AL3X UP AND POSSIBLY GET SUCKED INTO PLAYDATES. THEN I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WHEN I GET BACK.
OH WAIT, I THINK THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOGICAL PROBLEM WITH THAT. (JOHN?)
THE LAST TIME I GOT SUCKED INTO A PLAYDATE, I HAD TO GET TEH PENNICILLIN
TURDUCKEN
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE LAST TWO POSTS. (ESPECIALLY IF YOU COMBINE THEM)
I WOULD CRUSH THIS ABORTED FETUS INTO A PASTE AND SPREAD IT BETWEEN YOU GET THE IDEA
JOHN YOU GET MY VOTE; I SURRENDER!
YOU GET THE IDEA
ABORTED FETUS PASTE
YOU GET THE IDEA
SERIOUS VIOLATION OF THE RULES OF HAIKU THERE, FB
TURDUCKEN, YES!
TURBORTION SOUNDS LIKE A MALPRACTICE SUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN
IT SHOULD FEATURE PROMINENTLY IN TEH ABORTION CLINIC OLYMPICS DURING THE SPEED ROUND
LETS THROW THIS VACUUM PUMP INTO OVERDRIVE, BITCHES
GOOGE
d
THE FUTURE OF REALITY TELEVISION EVEN MORE DIRE THAN PREDICTED
GOOGE AWAY
YOU CAN GOOGE AWAY
STAY ALL DAY
IF YOU WANT TO
WHY AM I HEARING THAT IN MY HEAD... SET TO MUSIC?
BECAUSE OF YOUR LATENT SCHIZOPHRENIA
MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE A TUNESMITH
LATENT
THANKS GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. AND I NO LONGER NEED MY IPOD WHEN I GET IN THE CAR!
LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA
YOU GET THE IDEA
LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA
YOU GET THE IDEA
YOU ALL WIN THE INTERNETS.
TALKING IN ALL CAPS IS TIRING. FB, KALI AND I ARE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT TOE CELEBRATE VDAY BY DRINKING YOUR BOOZE COMPRENDE.
My race card would be better if my Jewish and polish ancestors hadn’t escaped.
As it is it’s like “Oh, so that’s why you like Klezmer...”
Well, it’s hard to tell. My great grandfather grew up in an orphanage in WI, so...
I WANT MY RACE CARD!! NO ONE WILL FEEL GUILTY, JUST UNCOMFORTABLE!!
I prefer that, actually.
I miss the garfield generator thread.
Even the off topic posts were on topic...
ALL CAPS OR NONE. ALL CAPS OR NONE. ALL CAPS ARE NONE.
ALL.
FB I COULD INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND GR3TCH3N IF YOU WANT. (IS IT TIME TO STIR UP V DAY TROUBLE YET?)
NEVER EVER ON VDAY
IT’S FUNNY BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M SPEAKING IN FORTE AND YES IT’S VERY EXHAUSTING WHICH IS WEIRD
WELL I COULDN’T POSSIBLY INTRODUCE YOU *TODAY* ANYWAY; A. IS FINALLY GETTING OVER THE FLU AND I GET TO STAY HOME FOR THE NIGHT
IT IS EXHAUSTING TO READ THIS. I CAN KIND OF PICTURE US ALL STANDING AND SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR HOURS, THOUGH.
I SUSPECT WE WOULD ALL SOUND A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS FELLOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtb7BGF8p_I
HE HAS BEEN SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FOR TOO LONG. OH THE HUMANITY.
MY GOD THAT POOR MAN. IT’S PROBABLY TOO LATE FOR A FULL RECOVERY.
Sorry to break the all caps flow, but I wanted to salute El Jefe for his courage to arrange the intervention Dan so desperately needs to reject his overwhelming homophobia.
NED, YOU MUST ASSIMILATE!
NED, WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER. MIXED CASE = MUDDLED MINDS.
LEX SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, BUT CALLING A MAN A SCHOOLGIRL IS MORE MISOGYNISTIC THAN HOMOPHOBIC. DAN HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS TO WORK THROUGH, BUT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS.
wait dan hates fags?!?!
The Lex thinks Dan thinks that way. The Lex is deeply mistaken.
jw, a quick tip about Hastings thread; a lot of what is said is crazy b.s. If you read through RealILX and took it seriously, you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that’s not exactly what happened.
I don’t get what made this Lex person think that Dan is homophobic, though.
you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that’s not exactly what happened.
Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.
No. No. No. Dan hates women.
SARA NEVER ACCEPTED THE MONEY, FROM WHAT I HAD HEARD
(I told him that the way he wrote about music was the equivalent of a teenaged girl lipsynching to pop songs in the mirror and that his methods of analysis privileged image, fashion and PR over actual music. He decided I said this to him because he is gay, not because he writes about music like a teenaged girl etc etc etc.)
Dan hates gay women.
Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
-MH
Why am I suddenly having flashbacks of T0dd dancing to “Vogue?”
LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST PEOPLE
(AND NED, YOU JUST HUSH.)
NED WATCH OUT
SHE WILL SHOT YOU WITH BREASTGUNS
Like in the Mirwais video? ROXOR.
HUSH-PUPPETS
hahaha wait WHAT MIRWAIS VIDEO???????????????????
:-0
SWEATER PISTOLS
If you had ever met me in person, Ned, you’d know that that isn’t much of a potential threat. (xpost)
Oh, I was hoping you meant “Missing You.
Well now people can watch both and decide.
OMG, I actually self-edited. I was going to write something over the line. (MY LINE)
OK HARDCORE ROFFLES WAU!
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW FB HAD A LINE!
IN THE COMSMETICS INDUSTRY, FB’S LINE IS MORE COMMENLY REFERRED TO AS A “BRAZILIAN WAX”
COMSMETICS?
(OUCH)
John hates gays.
And women. And farm animals.
BUT HE HAS HIS REASONS.