lol jpg is hueg

so guys my new thing while waiting for my job to exist is that I am going to make $$$$$ selling magic blue beaver pelts to my fellow players in Second Life

what do you think

You all love it and wish you had thought of it first

what can i do with one of those

haha eden prairie

dear gmail

why are you crashing on me again. fuck you.

sincerely,

ally

“beaver”

“magic” what kind of magical beaver are you sellin

dear everyone,

who is drinking post-work drinks tonight and also where?

yours in christ,

ally

guys whatever i did wrong to make no one want to drink with me anymore, i’m sorry. i knew it would happen someday though ;_;

Hi DC! I just discovered last night that my sister and her boyfriend are moving to your fair city this summer, so I hope that sometime in the not-too-distant future I can come and visit and drink many beers.

HEY GUYS

8090

weird

sup

our long national nightmare is over

8090 8080!

booga booga

:D :D

ok so who is who again

i’m tombot

i’m tombot

weird

i’m space calculator

‘

no you’re spartacus

ha ha ha ***

“”“”‘‘“”“”“

actually i have no fucking clue who you are! who are you?

this is a picture of me

well if meg doesn’t bring me more beer like i asked her to then i can always just drink your blood

http://www.zod2008.com/

vampire, that reminds me of a song that uses the vampire metaphor for a relationship by the rock band The Sebadoh

i don;‘t understand what is going on here

you are Pete

yes, i am

hi i’m william joel

nice to meet you, i’m a big fan. i like the song that you do, called “big shot”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

what ghost rider talk?!

WAU

guys i am bored

hi ally

HI DERE

hi brian

i’m mark

you wish

8090

y/n: stoned lightning tattoo on forehead

I’M TEH BATMANG

xpost yes. well, maybe no.

no

i’m not ally, i’m pete

that is a good login because i like that there is a person/thing called hash tit, and that it possesses something else

i am mark. i hate drinking and tattoos and fun, i’m going to tend my garden and watch bravo

suck it you fat blogger

;)

fat fat fatty fat fat

you got me, i’m actually jon

guys i’m not really pete, this is a picture of me on my birthday

http://www.flickr.com/photos/85115763@N00/370863728/in/photostream/

y: stoned lightning tattoo on foreskin

oh dan that ain’t right

y

CALL ME LIGHTNING

i mean most of these ppl are probably circumsized, for STARTERS

yeah first of all, that would never happen

WHOA! he’s a little psycho! i want to play with that little psycho and learn his name!

fuckin a i should’ve made my username DAH-vi-day

awesome i just figured out how to make a gchat monkey throwin devil hornz

\m/ :(|) \m/

wow wow wow

productive day, zr—you’ve earned yourself another four beers

that’s the spirit

i wish i had a beer or four

if wishes were fishes we’d all be drunk

this is the best lns post of the day fyi guys

Best Way to Cover Up a Dong Sore

Posted By: Undercover on 04–24–2007 2:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I’ve been working a couple of different girls lately and am pretty sure I’m poised for some action soon.

Problem is that I’ve recently developed some pretty bad chafing sores and bumps on my dong haft and am worried about how it’ll look when it comes time to do the deed.

I’m pretty sure it’s just from a really long sex session (extremely drunk) with a girl I met last weekend or from masturbating excessively while too drunk another night. Anyway, what’s the best creams/solutions to cover this up?

dong haft

later he comes up with the solution to possibly put bronzer or some similar make-up product on his dick to hide the sore. it is really a good piece of artwork going on.

Birthday Boy = Tit’s <— I think this is the truest thing I’ve ever read

that entire photostream is full of nothing but amazing photo captions and people with names like lee 52 and guitar and dr pow.

if you copy paste the monkey it says this: [rockout] [monkey] [rockout]

carzy talk!

dr pow prepare the MAKAN

8090

also, second stupid congressional inquest is nearly as good as the first one as far as stupid shit said—way to bring up date rape at a hearing on terrorism insurance, lady!

sadly beer is long gone

you lose

blah

basically

seriously feeling like I should crawl back in bed as soon as I get home

ok the washingtonian this month is about dc dream weekends, one of which is...a trip to philly? wtf. i mean, yeah, otm, a dream weekend would involve LEAVING HERE but should washingtonian really admit this publicly?

also, philly?? really?

Y R POSTS SO FAR APART

When I post it delivers me into the void!

rich y/n

the washingtonian is horriblifying

“Also your site says the publication is issued every Friday. What

are the issue dates for the next 4 weeks?”

8[

okay mdk now

cheers, keith.

HAY GUYS

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