we doin HUNAN or what
THIS JUST IN: UPPER NEW YORK BAY ACTUALLY INTERNATIONAL WATERS
i live in one of chicago’s western suburbs!
no, chicago has been annexed by new york, you live in long island now.
wait hunan today?
i think so
that would be awesome I am about to have a heart attack from work and could use the salt & MSG to put me over the edge.
Yes, I shall be drinking with tuomas in helsinki in three weeks.
i could use a plate of bacon and a glass of orange juice right now.
or a glass of bacon and a plate of orange juice for that matter.
ed, thank you for answering the question no one was brave enough to ask.
also please to not do anything tuomas might do.
i think i’ll invent some sort of tin box in which bacon will be sold and kept warm. i imagine it will need a perforated bottom for bacon grease drainage. i envision something a little bit bigger than a pack of cigarettes. maybe like a thinner version of a pack of band-aids.
anyway, i’ve got bacon on the brain again.
hunan at 1230?
THIS IS AWESOME, DC AND HASTINGS ARE MERGING INTO A UNITED FRONT
I will be in helsinki in june and avoiding tuomas at all costs
dan together we can perhaps take over new ilx and make it our bitch
also 12:30 is fine!
avoiding tuomas? dude i wanna meet that dude—always plenty of chicks good brews CRAZY shit happens around him.
I have drunk with tuomas before and it is not something to be passed up on. Our night included, drunk violent russians, borscht, a pub quiz, pretty girls, a lot of beers, dancing and salmiakki.
yeah no everything surrounding tuomas is awesome except for the whole raves thing, it’s just that he seems like the world’s biggest tool.
I dunno, I feel like maybe a lot of that is just how Helsinki rolls.
He is not in the slightest. He is absolutely lovely he just lives in a different world.
xpost good to have a guide.
see i told you dude
yeah I got other peeps in the homeland, tho.
you love everyone, pete, i refuse to take your word on any ilxor.
i will take ed’s though.
I feel like if I’m in Helsinki and am fated to party with Tuomas it will just happen.
that is the way i approach my life too, brian
i want to drink beer in helsinki
That is your homeland, I did not know.
do not take my advice, I love everyone.
well, part of my homeland. But I think all my ancestors were from father north and were horse thieves.
ed is so blood diamonds
i hate basically everyone besides you dudes :D
i think i’ll invent some sort of tin box in which bacon will be sold and kept warm. i imagine it will need a perforated bottom for bacon grease drainage. i envision something a little bit bigger than a pack of cigarettes. maybe like a thinner version of a pack of band-aids.
anyway, i’ve got bacon on the brain again.
— gordon gartrelle (hohoh...), March 22nd, 2007. (chicago kevin) (later)
YES. I will invest all my dollars in your product, which should be enough to buy us a few pounds of bacon for R&D.
I will be visiting further north later this year. Let me bring you a horse for old times sake.
I will be in finland a lot till this september, let me know when and where you’ll be maybe we can drink a beer.
that would be AWESOME. I think it’s the last week in June.
all my best ideas involve bacon.
dear dan
wtf were we doing, on this thread
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=40&threadid=13767
i mean YOU revived it
I don’t know what YOU were doing but I was busy being batshit insane and making no sense. I mainly revived that thread because I found an ILM Prince thread where I accidentally posted as “Captain Butter Underpants” and I was trying to remember exactly where that insane conversation happened.
(I was also trying to out-fey Ned.)
hahahahaha it is a great thread at least for the burl ives pic and the butter underpants. too bad ilx is no longer me ridiculously hitting on spencer and you smearing yourself with butter ;_;
i went down
to her hole
looked around
IT GOT OLD
Her hole or the looking?
whole lot different from the other girls i know
“Dude, you’ve been down there thirty years. Do you need a map?”
see you dudes...
:|
B|
at hunan
YAAAAAOOOOOW!
Damnit I want to get back to it being where you guys go for lunch when I leave the office.
SO HUNGRY
lunch was delicious :D
the walking in the sun wasn’t bad either A++++
i’ve still got the bacon monkey on my back. and by that i mean the metaphorical bacon monkey, akin to a “bacon jones” (that sounds like the name of a pass-rushing defensive end from clemson or something), not the literal bacon monkeys i spoke of the other day.
or were those pizza monkeys? i don’t know. i want bacon. or pizza.
meeting poss job prospect tomorrow!(?)
haha i look like a homeless person tho, week of couch-crashing tends to do that to me
also i dreamed of stressful jukebox selections with people looking over my shoulder judging me should i quit drinking now y/n
ok srsly why do you open yourself up for easy, easy jokes xpost
well i look even more like a homeless person than usual, it’s shocking but true
i’ve got a shopping cart full of empty HUNTER VODKA bottles and i keep advising anne hathaway to quit her job and hop trains with me
I would have traded all of my crappy lunch pizzas for Chinese food in a heartbeat ;_;
Also thx for getting Crystal Waters stuck in my head, jerks.
okay
stupid question of the day. i can’t see where the uh is on the HA3 vodka bottle.
ok do i
a) take the plunge and stay at a hotel that hotwire refuses to tell me the name of or anything about it other than it is a 3 star hotel from a major supplier
b) stay in a place that is two bedrooms for some fucking reason on UWS
c) just realize that it isn’t like i’m going to go to bed anyway and bum showers from friends in exchange for beers (or just not shower and drink beer myself)
d) just go fucking stay at the Pennsylvania and be convenient to myself even though it is slightly more $$$
xpost mw you are fired
re option a) hotwire will not refund or cancel my reservation if they decide to like put me in some place with a shared bathroom or some crazy euro style shit like that, and i just cannot handle that kind of thing.
IN MY SLEEP I SEE HER BEGGING, PREACHING, PLEASE
ALTHOUGH THE FAULT IS NOT MINE
I ASK GOD WHY
GOD, WHY???????
(PS: C, ThePennsylvania is the fucking end of the world in every imaginable way)
c
3 star hotel=doubtful you’d share a bathroom?
also, who wants to write me a letter of recommendation?
b) sounds good
I mean, maybe they’ve “finished renovations” since I stayed there 5 years ago and it is no longer front for crack-whore rats but still, SKETCHY MCSKETCHERS, RUN DO NOT WALK TOWARDS A YMCA, IT IS THAT BAD
I KNOW THAT ABOUT THE PENNSYLVANIA
I WILL WRITE ALL OF THESE LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION BUT ONLY IF THEY CAN BE IN ALL CAPS
SOUNDS GOOD
STILL DONT SEE THE UH
the hotwire thing is just sketching me out because i do not like their FUCK U NO REFUND policy that is stated in big letters right by “book room” 8[
XPOST THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SON, IT IS RIGHT ON THE BOTTLE! IT IS NOT THE “UH” IT IS THE...HUNTER DAD I GUESS THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE.
i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka
— gin and sonic (garance8...), March 21st, 2007. (later)
Does “uh” in this sentence refer to the graphic? the hunter age 3 dad? i thought you meant “uh” like the word uh.
uh, i’m gonna go hang out in the stacks.
yes the graphic is colloquially known as UH.jpg.
are you sure you are the mw that has been posting here for like ages and i just went to lunch with?
maybe i should call tom about my hotel conundrum and see what he thinks what with him being the person who is staying with me and all that.
tho u r all welcome to stay with me too :D
You’ll need at least two others to help fend off zombie crackheads at ye olde Penn.
richard says go with hotwire so i am taking the plunge because tom won’t text me back.
big decisions!
i am trying to decide between bad pizza for lunch or bad something else. i will probably decide on pizza.
jerkstore: i will write you a LOR if you write me one.
also: i had a dream last night where i infiltrated the DPRK, blew up a building with a cell phone and then killed a guy with a knife i stole from the kitchen
analysis, plz
you are michael bay
i can live with that
i’m staying out of that one
there are levels of not-getting-it in that thread unmatched by any since the time tuomas asked what the difference between chrises rock and tucker was, which was like a month ago
AND IT REALLY CAME TOGETHER WHEN THE HOOSTEEN SANG ALONG
uhhh that thread wtf
xp you know there is something i can’t quite put my finger on about hoosteen’s posting style that just drives me utterly fucking insane.
it is possibly the way that 89% of his posts are some variant of “OTM” towards really not OTM people?
yes, right, that would be it
also the time that he tried to tell me that gang of four played like jazz musicians
well EVERYONE knows that’s true
it almost feels like old ilx over there, what with the levels of stupidity
Horseshoe, HI DERE, dan m, and what, Nabisco, ghost rider, Mr Que OTM.
jaymc on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:25 PM (24 minutes ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^ this is the funniest thing ever been written if you just read it like you are not an ilxor, or perhaps you are the lex or something.
river wolf, pretzel walrus, 69, I DIED, the schef otm
hi DC folks. ghost rider, btw u r very funny when you’re irritated by Britishers! I hate myself and everyone else for that thread, though.
ok so is it going overboard to post SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD at lj
i’m reading all the otm posts to the tune of teachers by daft punk
yeah, I saw that you posted that, Ally, and you rule.
hi horseshoe, you said the most sensible thing on that that thread, so don’t worry. i think it’s time to let it die tho, it’s just ethan, kenan, and louis jagger now. and frankly i have no proof that all of those people aren’t just one bored performance artist, or possibly a robot.
i basically wanted to use the word retard to watch the british people freak the fuck out about how no one can say that and how offensive that word is the way they always do whenever an american calls something retarded on ilx. the bastions of sensitivity.
also, because louis is a completely retarded person.
if i see one more picture of that fucker in a goddamned dress i am going to rip my eyes out
Why is calling someone a “retard” acceptable, but taking the piss out of a black man for something unrelated to his colour isn’t?
ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:03 PM (1 minute ago)
i should try to get myself banned y/n