I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk.

xpost: can I just be a bitch? god, Ailsa is 1/2 the reason I couldn’t just ignore that thread.

no, Ally! think of ILNFL!

I CANNOT STAND AILSA AND ALMOST QUIT ILX BECAUSE SHE STARTED POSTING HORRIBLE, MOUTHY, SMUG BULLSHIT TO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. SRSLY PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THREADS TITLED “MASCARA” IF YOU DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO YOU TERRIBLE AWFUL CUNT. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUDDLED UP TO THE SYS ADMINS DOESN’T MEAN ANYONE HERE NEEDS TO LIKE YOU, NOR DOES IT MEAN YOU SHOULD POST INTELLIGENCE-INSULTING “OPINIONS” EVERYWHERE.

ARRRRRGH I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SO MUCH

I NEEDED TO VENT THAT

i feel much better now :D

i mean clicking on the parenting thread to go on about how she thinks having a baby is bollocks—wtf drugs are you on, that is like beyond kate the saint territory.

ailsa = willful misunderstanding

i will read these internets no longer forever, if i knew any of these people in reality i would’ve AT LEAST spit in their beer by now.

yeah, OTM. and she’s not dumb, she’s just inexplicably judgy mcsitsonhigh about EVERY FUCKING THING. the attitude: I don’t understand it. so when she was all, you Americans are the real racists, I kind of licked my chops. this is my confession.

(OTM to Ally’s rant about Ailsa.)

i think we can all safely blame all of this on john elway

i think ailsa and jaymc (when he’s being purposefully obtuse) should be locked in a thread together and neither let out until only one is still alive. there can only be one.

at most.

jaymc would win because he probably has a spreadsheet detailing all of ailsa’s weaknesses.

:( jaymc is so nice, though. Ailsa is unnecessarily mean.

yeah, I kiss PP for bringing the Chompers of Elway into that thread.

^^^ 8[

Yes, Nabisco, I can read. Thanks for asking.

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:16 PM (16 seconds ago)

grrrr!

okay, I’m done. I promise.

SHUT UP BLACK MAN I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS RACIST

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

aw, I love you guys. now I’m really done.

man i wish i could find the website again with the teddy bear and all the celebrities holding it. i can’t remember what the bear’s name was meant to be though. that would’ve gotten us all on the bright side.

that teddy bears name was Peyton Manning

wait i found it :D

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

will you talk about the L train then?

welcome to jeter’s funeral home, i am so sorry for your loss

ok this party is out of control

hahahaha

oh man i really wanna make a great zing on LJ’s “cockmaster” comment but i’m not allowing myself to post on that thread anymore ;_;

DO IT

wait i just realize that derek jeter signed an autograph to an inanimate object, maybe my mom IS right and he’s got mild “specialness”

xpost christ there’s a cockmaster comment now?

mr que remind me to buy you a drink when i get back to dc, you are v v funny

pls to keep baiting lj forever

hahaha zr i stopped myself from making the very same zing ;_;

Derek Jeter has always seemed a bit “special” to me. also, your mom is clearly a genius of our time.

yeah, Kevin and Mr. Que are being funny in That Motherfucking Thread. LJ really has to be a robot.

i kind of have a crush on derek jeter, he makes me think of a kitty.

derek jeter is v brave

the bravest little billionaire ;_;

Ally, generally you have an eye for the cute boys, but we must part ways at Jeter.

i just like how he hops around and looks kind of dim and all that, he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops.

wait this is pretty much the same reason you liked dog latin

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

Reason # 1,2398,780 old ilx is better than new ilx

wtf old spice, why did you only last 9 hours today? appologies in advance fellow bus riders.

guys that’s right i DO like dog latin :D

ban ally

buy ban, kevin

guys i kiss you all, every single one of you delivered major lols today

there is nothing wrong with dog latin, he is totally harmless and special and brave. do you guys all hate corky too?

fuck that limey

ZR OTM

you guys are v unsensitive

FORTY FIVE MINUTES THEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF SLEEP.

ADVANCE THE WEEDION

(btw even if that is the wrong sleep it shouldn’t be yo!)

WEED FORESTIN

sell dogs, walk weed

speaking of corky, we’re totally booking his band for the Flying Dawkins opening block party

http://www.chrisburke.org/

wake me when this thread, inevitably, comes around to tipping.

— chicago kevin on Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:15 (21 minutes ago)

MEGAROFFLES

8[

omg i lost yaaaaow.png

ha! what was that thing you said on one of the tipping threads, Ally? about how British people don’t have teeth/tipping? that was awesome.

alex...have you...have you learned not to post yaaaaow.png?

WEED FORESTIN
— maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 8:48 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

original sebadonuts lineup played in chicago last night and i totally spaced on it. : (

eric gaffney on the drums!

guys i say so many things, i can’t really remember any of them specifically :\

i mean it is rare for me to actually shut up, is the thing.

guys I have had “desert island” by the magnetic fields in my head all day, but have made it “drinkin island”.

It sounds like a pretty cool place.

ARRGH I HAVE AN ALL ELECTRONIC SONG IN MY HEAD and all I can remember is the melody!! And because it has no words, I can’t search for it ANYWHERE and I can’t remember the artist! It’s making me loopy. Er.

ILL KEEP CHUGGIN BEERZ

ILL KEEP CHUGGIN BEERZ

^^^^the bridge to Drinkin Island, obv.

i declare the song to be country boy goes dub by the paperclip people and your dilemma is SOLVED :D

ally’s answer is an excellent one

but laurel, you should type out a singalong of the song and we’ll try to figure it out.

Yes that band I’ve never heard of MUST be it. No, see, the thing is that I think I own it, and I really want to listen to it, and I’ve been scrolling through my iTunes for ages but there’s a LOT of stuff on here and nothing is bringing the memories.

well here is the thing you should go get yourself some paperclip people because they are the best

did you try that spacebar website thing where you tap the melody on the space bar and it guesses the song?

are you sure it is electronic? because it kind of sounds like it might be tahiti by francois de roubaix.

I think it is “popcorn” by hot butter

It’s all in bloops. Or doos. Roundish open keyboard sounds that don’t sound like any real instrument at all.

Doot doo-doot, doot doo doot doot / Doot doo-doot, doot doo doot doot /

WAIT WHAT SPACE BAR WEBSITE??

if you are TOMBOT then it is “King of Snake”

king of snake has lyrics

I found space bar tapper site, it suggested a WHOLE BUNCH of really unhelpful things like 2LiveCrew, Thin Lizzy, and the Ghostbusters theme. :(

it’s clearly crazy frog

fill in these lines with the musical notation

2LiveCrew, Thin Lizzy, and the Ghostbusters theme

this is totally my next DJ night

laurel i think the solution is for you to put on a mix that consists of 2LiveCrew, thin lizzy, and the ghostbusters theme immediately.

guys i want to play this game too, what song am i thinking about :D

Witchy Woman?

no

never gonna give you up

i.e. i am starting all my posts with i.e. from now on.

no, that is the song pete is thinking about

oh right, i meant “together forever”

ally you are thinking of country boy goes dub

Never Gonna Give You Up [Escape To New York Mix—Edit]

brian you win a beer :D xpost frowny face

although now i am thinking of rio by duran duran

so my new job is pretty hard. I sit around doing nothing and getting paid for it like a pensioner and then one day I will be told to go get my picture taken and have to actually work.

this helps a lot with finding time to write my paper due this monday.

I loudly told a couple of Larouche pamphleteers to FUCK OFF at the dupont circle north exit. they were complaining about Al Gore’s Oscar-winning lies. I said FUCK OFF.

bed bath & beyond is staffed with a lot of very slow-moving people who don’t have much of a clue. That’s why I had to yell at somebody.

uh hi tom are you going to actually answer my text messages? kind of importanter than internets?

ok seriously something is wrong with the vibrate/beep function of my phone, sorry

goddamn amtrak, yes we can do this, it is a vacation, it is not saving for retirement

it’s not actually a vacation, i mean it is like a day

good job guys, today you’ve once again proven yourselves to be just about the only non-dumber-than-bag-o-hammers posters on teh internets!

yeah, DC wins.

i seriously want to shoot myself in the head after that business.

i have prince song “controversy” in my head right now, have been listening to 1981 box set again!

i have been in meetings/super busy all afternoon, so i was just catching up & clicked on that other thread.. and.. uh.. i’m like, wow, that is racist

10000 post argument follows

why, why, why.