Guys how do I shot saving text as img for the web? I mean, how do I get it as crisp as possible. (using: photoshop, illustrator)
hay dc i thought you might like to see these two things:
also this one
Could someone YSI this to me? THANKS
HELLO JON
agggh ZR wtf is that.
my new guru
how the. . .? who the. . .? but with the. . .? And he doesn’t have the. . .? The guy is a. .
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you know what, guys? I think adversity has caused us to create the best thread we have EVER DONE.
What adversity?
the tragic kind.
RELATIONSHIPS. ILLNESS. MUTINY. HAVING TO PLAY GUITAR WITH YR DICK. ALL OF THE KINDS OF ADVERSITY.
see y’all at the bh
ESPCIALLY THE “I GOTS A SHIT JAWB” KIND
my adversities have made it beer o’clock. zr i am leaving work “early” (read: regular time for normal people) today because of douche mtg so WILL SEE YOU AT BH
I can’t wait for the beering.
what kind will you order? Will you order a snack too? I will probably order a snack.
I am definitely going to eat something
please do not tell me you did not eat lunch again
I ate lunch but I am hungry because it was just one slice of cheese pizza and a while ago
I cannot wait to eat a cheeseburger and drink a beer, probably a Sam Adams Winter Lager if they have it, and I will be there a little after 6.
WHOA A CHEESEBURGER!!! BIG SNACK HUNGRY JACK!!
maybe I will eat the famous grilled cheese. Winter lager sounds good but they never have it. Maybe they do, now. The CH has it, definitely.
Yeah, it will be dinner for me. Regarding the Winter Lager: our house has it right now, and you and TOMBOT are right, I am now sold on the Sam Adams flavory beers.
yeah, the Winter Lager is pretty freaky good. And the label is more appealling than regular Sam.
and it makes me feel all Christmasy inside, and I’m not a big Christmas fan
Truly the epitome of brewing’s two thousand year evolution, Samuel Adams Utopias™ offers a flavor not just unlike any other beer but unlike any other beverage in the world. Its warm, sweet flavor is richly highlighted with hints of vanilla, oak and caramel. Our 2003 batch topped out at a record breaking 25.6% ABV, beating the records that Samuel Adams® Triple Bock® and Samuel Adams® Millennium had set before it. And like those groundbreaking brews, Samuel Adams Utopias™ is not carbonated and should be served at room temperature. In one of many examples where Samuel Adams Utopias™ pushed the boundaries of beer, it received the highest recommendation (96–100 points) from the prestigious Wine Enthusiast Magazine (November, 2003 edition).
Due to legal restrictions, Samuel Adams Utopias™ can not be sold in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Missouri, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Washington, and West Virginia.
QUE?!?!?!?!
QUE?!?!?!?! X 2
plz note that crazy ass moonshine bier is available in...SOUTH CAROLINA
that thing that the beer is in on the right looks like some kind of Three Kings shit, I hope it’s filled with WINTER LAGER FOR BABY JESUS AND MARY THE VIRGIN MOMMY OF GOD
The little korean bodega in adams morgan I used to buy my orangina 2-liters from had that stuff once
guys I think one day I will start a companion thread to I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS, called I HAVE HAD ALL THE SAM ADAMS, except I think this “Utopias” beer might kill me.
xpost it is filled with crazy 30% alcohol winey Sam Adams!!
I have had these Sam Adams:
CHOCOLATE BOCK (just a bit, didn’t like much)
BOSTON ALE
BOSTON LAGER
SAM LIGHT (actually pretty good and does taste like regular Boston Lager)
HEFEWEIZEN
BLACK LAGER (surprised to find it “okay,” usually not a fan of v. dark stuff)
WHITE ALE
SUMMER ALE
OCTOBER FEST
WINTER LAGER (this one is the best all time #1 bro)
CRANBERRY LAMBIC (strangely too sweet—I think the base beer just isn’t heavy enough for the cranberry in this case. It was no Lindemann’s)
HOLIDAY PORTER (was really already drunk when had this, should try again)
MUST TRY NEXT: OLD FEZZIWIG ALE no idea what this name is about but label features crazy fuckin leprechauny thing and a lady and it’s called SAM ADAMS OLD FEZZIWIG, website describes it as “cookies of beer” which makes no sense.
I’m pretty sure I’ve had the CHERRY WHEAT as well but not certain enough to commit to it on internets for all eternity.
I hope OLD FEZZIMWIG has little chunks of old man felsh floating in it.
flesh
Ahaha, we turned my mother into a lush with Lindemann’s!! And Chambord dropped into regular beers.
XP: no one said anything about felching, dude.
flesh flesh flesh: I SAID OLD MAN COOKIE FLESH
Lindemann’s basically rules. I hate kriek but love framboise. Amount of beer drinking I’m doing is leading me to diabetes I’m pretty sure.
xpost ok old man cookie flesh is like the grossest combo of words I’ve ever seen.
well ok that just put that awful Breakfast at Tiffany’s song in my head
OK I am leaving for the beerz soonz.
me too c u thar.
Confidential to MW: hey honey will you bring some cash money thanks you kisses!
NO GET YOUR OWN MONEY HONEY
;_;
Guys how do I shot saving text as img for the web? I mean, how do I get it as crisp as possible. (using: photoshop, illustrator)
also
haha that was awesome guys, thanks
now im in my room eating ur popcorn and watching schoool of rock
tour update
6am
sitting in Centralterminalen bus station in Stockholm
first show was amazing
at 4:15am the crew of Swedish Idol showed up for an afterparty (we had seen their tent set up earlier in another part of town) and the host, their Ryan Seacrest, took a micophone and started MCing over our set. That was strange.
The booking agent for the club was phenomenally friendly—when I showed an interest in traditional swedish food he brought us cookies and was running around town trying to find us a traditional St. Lucia candy made w/ saffron.
Also, I had a shot of whiskey, a whiskey sour, a glass of champagne, and about 18 beers. Sweeet. I will not be sober by the time I go through airport security.
Had four different kinds of the most amazing herring—the clove and orange cured one was particularly exceptional.
p.s.—the girls are totally that hot.
p.p.s.—even though the internets had translated the room we were playing in as “vital babies”, it turned out to mean “white room”. Big time letdown.
Sloth delivery.
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
this job is even MORE intolerable when you can barely breathe!
also a colleague came over this morning and handed me a fucking tube of clorox wipes. f this shit.
THIS IS OUR ANTHEM
sooooooo bored
dear ZR,
let’s never have another week like that again, ok?
signed,
your brain and liver
dear brain and liver,
stfu.
signed,
ZR
I AM TOM COUGHLIN
I WILL LOSE MY JOB BY SEASON’S END
what were the other Iron Man variations invented last night?? PS that dude totally did NOT die, I double checked this morning.
also wtf are you supposed to do with the Clorox Wipes? It’s like uhh these are not kleenex jerkfaces.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg
THIS IS OUR SPACE EMPEROR XENU
I think the clorox wipes are for me to sanitize the phone in order to prevent the rest of the office also getting killed by this plague incubating in my brainial cavities
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
xp yay i love that record! tom fyi it contains among other things an ep dedicated to:
also CABLES!
guys, the group of us were 10x funnier than anyone on ILNFL is about the Giants loss, I dunno how to feel about that.
i think i’ve gone out and gotten wasted every night now for going on 10 days straight.
TRIVIA NIGHT YES
i am ready to murder some losers tonight, i dunno about you guys.
if they referred to people as frauds or liars, they could be sued for slander, even in the face of overwhelming evidence of chicanery, but as “vulgar abuse” is not legally considered slanderous, referring to them as assholes or fuckers ostensibly expresses an opinion rather than a statement of fact and is legally safer for them.
ok I think I will declare that Jersey City thread to be the lamest thing ever posted on ILX
;_; 12/4 never forget
cryingpotbelliedpigshockey.jpg
i always sorta wanted a pig
Actually, Jersey City had a better view of the WTC than most of New York...and PATH service was substantially fucked for years afterward, which is more than happened to MTA subway lines. The only bright spot was that the wind was blowing debris toward Brooklyn on the particular day, so we didn’t get the ash etc.
THIS IS OUR PIG
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
xp UH
Someone’s been watching too much football: I’m looking at you Mr. THIS IS OUR COUNTRY.
Mr. “I know the words to every song in the history of the world for all time ever”
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
also, pete has convinced me that it’s finally time to get that bf tattoo i always wanted
dude: no.
aw but this is like the only time in my life i’ve felt stupid enough to actually go through with it!
YES
also Iron Man pig—this will never stop being funny. This is our chat room.
Dude, do it with a sharpie and keep it on your shoulder for a few weeks (I assume yr getting it there) to make sure you really want it. Also please remember THE SHED IS PAIN
THE SHED IS PAIN, MARK
hahahaha xp
also no not the shoulder, the flag bars demand a level of commitment that can only be provided by the forehead
hahaha I see what you did there.
xpost Yeah do it I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. If you do Black Flag bars on forehead, I will gladly do my promised Mr. Shankly routine w/the parking meter, etc.
GUYS THE CREATIONIST THREAD IS AMAZING
ALSO YOU SHOULD DO THE PARKING METER THING REGARDLESS OF ZR
^^^^^ this guy fuckin rules