ALLY OTM

whoa firecat update

firecat.jpg has, unbelievably, become even awesomer

plus damn tacos are so good

guys, I don’t know if you were aware of this, but I’m declaring that today is...

THESE ARE OUR CATS

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

i will get tired of that in maybe february

THIS IS OUR CHAT ROOM

THIS IS OUR MUSIC

THIS IS OUR POOH BAH OF MOULMEIN

THIS IS OUR COFFEE BREAK

THIS IS A GIRL PETE THINKS IS REALLY CUET

THIS IS OUR POOH BAH OF MOULMEIN

ok this is making me laugh uncontrollably

it is a caturday miracle

OK NEVERMIND THIS IS HER

HE IS RIGHT FWIW

xpost I don’t know about that girl, I guess that’s good though so Pete won’t have to fight me for her.

i see what you did there

THIS IS OUR NIGHTMARE

haha I lived in the same residence hall as that aforeposted girl but I am hesitant to say that because I know the official position of dcilxors about harvard people

:D

haha I lived in the same residence hall as that aforeposted girl but I am hesitant to say that because I know the official position of dcilxors about harvard people

— Matt Cibula (expresso222...), December 4th, 2006. (Formerly, the Haikunym)

OH MAN

and wvs harv is fine by me

yeah Dan Perry is from harvard

fine by me more like it geddit lol

(dan obvs not naomi)

yeah eff you guys i heard everything

OH HAHAHAHA right whoops—that opinion only holds true for TM dude!

BUSTED

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE

guys i’m getting like hella sick

yeah eff you guys i heard everything

— Tom Morello (sittingbehindyo...), December 4th, 2006.

GAAHHHAAAA HAA HAA HAA

Yeah Ally dude I woke up pre sick yesterday, be careful. I drank a shitload of OJ and took a Big Old Nap and I’m feelin okay today but still I need to be all DEFENSIVE CAT IS DEFENSIVE regarding colds and shit.

if I don’t feel better i’ll probably call in sick tomorrow :(

wait wtf am I doing, :D

that mormon is v lucky

While in the White House, she had a Siamese cat named “Misty Malarky Ying Yang”

alex i dare you to use these pics today

oh if you have to stay home sick tomorrow then I don’t have to go to the fedex station today. but YOU CANNOT OPEN THE RESULTS.

why don’t you stay home sick since you are sick and go to the fedex station tomorrow

aggh

what the hell is the fed ex station anyway

xpost the tin shed in a sketchy industrial estate far away from any form of transport where they dump your packages when surprise surprise you are at work when they deliver.

YEAH YEAH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE, amirite?

oh no i don’t want to have to go to College Park :\

ghhahahahah college park roffles

we need cleavage tattoo posts STAT

I have never heard the Dead’s version of You Aint Goin Nowhere until I have been placed on hold by a courier service, hey not bad.

xpost NO WE DOESNT

and sloths

they are coming:

Ed, one of the cleavage tattoo was meant to be OF a sloth.

did I miss something about cleavage tattoos?

Ally and I are going to have a cat (Ally) and a sloth (me) tattooed coming out of our cleavage. Kinda like the pics up there with cats stuffed down chicks’ shirts.

with a high cut top, only the claws should be visible.

Or possibly have some stuff sloth arms to wear as a fashion accessory.

See, Ed, you have the right idea. MWQue was very against the idea.

You’re correct you’re now both divorced just for even mentioning it.

Or why not just go the whole hog:

whoa blonde sloth

THIS IS OUR PREFERRED VALUE FOR THE STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE

lol @ sucker weak strong force bubble universe

MUSIK IZ AWESOME

i’m drinking brandy, which is awesome, but does not quite make up for spending two hours on shitty post about a lame party and still not being done for the day. and yes, i am two hundred years old and clearly a homopussy.

THIS IS OUR LUNCH

i can’t really ever call in sick ;_1

so has ANYONE disagreed on that creationist thread, or is it all just a big (and correct, duh) circle-jerk?

yeah it became severely less awesome when it stopped being about “dinosaurs aka DRAGONS” and started being more about “ethan”

consensus seems to be “christian girls are hot”

consensus is wrong

I like the naive belief that a bunch of models are actually Christians doin it for free and not just a bunch of paid catalog models.

hey pete did you bring wonderland buxx tonight just in case the unthinkable happens and we don’t destroy?

you know this

hott. also my boss is gone so whenever you can leave, so can i

I would like some brandy! also, apple pie a la mode. now.

also WHERE SI MY LNS INVITE can I have one plz? q?

come over and drink brandy some time!

yr invite is also on the way

THIS IS OUR BELOVED DRUNK DRIVING CHARACTER ACTOR

dar1a check yr e-mail! Should be invite there.