I haven’t gotten mine yet ;_;
I got mine from my sister, in person, last Friday. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i mean i wrote her back and told her that a) i was kidding (which is mostly true, although at the moment i would TOTALLY rather listen to “how does it feel to feel” than anything ever put out on c. records), b) just because i disagreed with her didn’t mean that i thought her taste was crap and that c) if i didn’t like her as a person she could have the coolest record collection in the world and listen to flipper 24/7 and i still wouldn’t wanna hang, but i did, so that should tell her something. i also called her a dumbass.
me and ZR are leaving for ClevPk in 15 mins, but we’ll walk at least some of the way—holla at me, Qs
Yeah I haven’t heard from KLG yet and I emailed her @ work? So maybe we’re a no? Sorry.
ME: *youtube video of billy idol singing white christmas*
HER: “[...] please attempt to be civil until I can talk to you in person.”
;_;
HOW MUCH MORE CIVIL CAN YOU FUCKING GET?
dramatic bullshit=sucks
haha I like the idea that Billy Idol youtube is uncivil though.
ok dudes time to attempt to shoot the home computer in the face with amateurish command line fucking about
or alternatively install tinkertool at the beginning of the process and proceed to be amazed at how much smarter and faster you instantly become
hey so where is this big hunt craphole anyway
big hunt is on Connecticut south of P. If you get off the Dupont Circle metro on the south side, you should be able to see it. It is across the street on Connecticut from the Metro exit (the side of the street with the bank on the corner, NOT the Krispy Kreme)
Oh man sorry I fucked up vaceatomic—headed home before I got the e-mail. But in the future why don’t we just make it a standing Thursday vaceatomic thing at sixish? MW and I are always down for vace.
yay! except not next week—the FA’s are playing a show
HEY MW WE ARE GOING TO FA SHOW, RIGHT?
WE WILL BE TAKING CAR, RIGHT?
WHO NEEDS A RIDE, RIGHT?
???
All of my kids are going to have Megazostrodon for their middle name
oh and yeah, Megazostrodon needs a ride to the FA show
Last time we gave Megazostrodon a ride, he wouldn’t shut up about how he was exctinct.
Also KLG: HELL YES. But don’t you have ex-work party thingie that night?
But yes all exctinct/non exctinct animals welcome.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GET A DIXCTIONARY
WTF shut up
Yeah it’s early, sorry about the misspelling but I’m frazzled. On my way out the door this morning I asked houseguests if they needed anything thinking along the lines of washcloths, extra pillows, etc. They’re thinking about moving to the area and they were looking at a map and I had my coat and bag on all set to walk out the door and they answered my question with another question: “So where would be a good place to live in the DC area?” and I did not laugh at them but I did very patiently explain to them about housing and stuff and they seem to think they can get a house just outside the Beltway for 250,000, with a pool, and stuff.
Then I stopped at Whole Foods for coffee, because we are almost out, and they are dicking around with the layout of it and when I asked someone where the coffee was he said: “We don’t have coffee.”
So yeah.
Did you call him a dick, and receive sarcastic response re: manners?
No, I think I didn’t say anything. I may have even given him a blank stare and drooled on the ground. Then he said: “Oh, you mean coffee beans? Like ground coffee?”
I am sooooo looking forward to beerz tonight. And to FA show next week (work thingie won’t take long; I’ll be home in plenty of time to fetch mastadons or whatever and head to show).
Tell your houseguests to go live in Anacostia.
GODBIRD:
this is pretty lame today, try harder dudes.
I had to get here butt-ass early because someone decided 9am was the appropriate time for a mtg. who does that? The claim was that there was an interview at 10 and a meeting at 11 but as far as I can tell duder has been chillin’ in his office ever since 9am meeting ended.
so wait, we are officially big hunting after work?
also, someone on the LNS forums saw that bastard wonkette guy at a party last night and was totally this close to “pulling a kenny rogers.”
colleague: “what are your qualifications for working in counterintelligence”
mitre fuckhead: “I have a bachelor’s from Purdue”
mitre fuckhead: “your filters are too long”
wtf is “pulling a kenny rogers?” Offering you some fried drumsticks?
also yes big hunt happy hour
i can’t even begin to figure out what that would mean xp
performing bad plastic surgery on me? still unclear. as is tombot’s last post.
On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.
He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.
So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
wait, i figured it out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers_%28baseball_player%29
On 2005 June 29, after walking out onto Ameriquest Field for a pre-game warmup against the Los Angeles Angels, Rogers shoved two cameramen, knocking a camera to the ground. One of the reporters then resumed filming and Rogers shoved him again, this time kicking the camera after it had been knocked to the ground a second time. He had to be restrained and was sent home. Larry Rodriguez of Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex’ Fox Network affiliate KDFW was taken to a local hospital, complaining of shoulder, arm and leg pain. While in the hospital, Rodriguez made an official complaint of assault against Rogers.
go tell the LNS police the reason the rest of the entire city stays the fuck away from Smith Point is because they’re tired of resisting the urge to pull a Luther Casteel
yeah, i was with photog 1iz. considering the lameness of that baseball-referencing pseudo-insult/threat, i’m now i’m pretty sure dr morbius is an lns regular.
Threaten to pull a Ray Lewis & Crew on them.
also met: k@therine harris’ first chief of staff.
never before has anyone ever been so excited to meet me. he gave me a bear hug.
seriously though everybody have you READ the LNS condom break post
it is the greatest story ever told
i will read it aloud to my children assembled at my feet before the hearth each christmas from now on.
HI PEOPLE WHO TREAT PUBLIC SHARED MICROWAVE LIKE IT IS IN THEIR OWN KITCHEN AT HOME AND HEAT UP THINGS THAT TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES AND STAND AROUND STIRRING SHIT ETC ETC
EVER HEARD OF AMY’S BURRITOS? OR BUYING FOOD? OR BRINGING LEFT OVERS IN A TUPPERWARE?
FUCK YOU TOO.
Seriously this has been going on since 12:15.
pull a kenny rogers
I love that lns story. It is the greatest story ever told
whoa
GIS: cat tits, I have no idea why.
good lord!
alex you should smack one of the LNS dudes with a glove and challenge him to a duel.. or throw a drink in their face
gaaah
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
NU ILX server has laser eyes, next donation drive will be for someone to empty the litter box.
wait for it
I see you are reading the same webpage as I. You should read the comments section for the one that is basically all titties, no kitties—PEOPLE BE MAD ABOUT SOME BREASTS SMOTHERING LITTLE KITTIES.
I rather like the lemurs, and the lemur handler.
MEGA KUDOS TOM. BOT.
xpost hahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhaa
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNETS
Amazingly GIS sloth boobs produces hits but not of chicks with sloths.
why is Romo like some kind of fake Noah Wylie btw.
huge woman or spider cat? you be the judge
STOP IT MY EYES JESUS
(don’t stop)
Bah, cute girls have no love for the sloth.
that’s a sad story.
Let’s start a girls with sloths site, we shall be dot com millionaires.
OK, but where do we get sloths from?
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Work on this, I am going to drink some beer.
Also, I am going to complain about why the best gig venue in London (acoustics wise) serves only shit beer.
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;_;
xpost shit beer is something we must all put up with at a lot of nice gig venues. it’s like they will do one, but not the other, I don’t understand it.
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^^^^^^^^ I think, Ed, that we shall need to venture into this business here before we can even possibly venture into the photos of sloths in cleavage part of the business.
(nb I am not really sure that sloth is alive here)
I SAT ON THE INTERNET
mark i’m going to ask you never to do that again
Man I wish I could have used that naked bearded fat dude instead of k-fed now
no one answered my romo question from earlier. assholes.
romo is some kind of fake noah wylie because peyton is some kind of fake anthony michael hall?
that is a terrible, basically totally untrue answer.
^^^^^^^ what I think of that answer.
it is completely the facts, though.
peyton manning doesn’t even look like anthony michael hall for heaven’s sake.
who does tom brady look like to you, emilio estevez??