my dad went to catholic school and he was the person who prevented me from having to do the same. thanks dad!!

oh man i just kept signing up for and quitting those record clubs over and over again, it worked out to like $35 for 8 or 9 cd’s. bmg was the best—i think i’m still a member, actually!

xpost,

those are more disturbing than the dumplings we had on sunday with crafted fish tails and little eyes.

5000 posts, keep up the good work.

HELP ME IN MY WEAKNESS, ’CAUSE I’M FALLING OUT OF GRACE

JEEEBUS JEEBUS

http://www.bmgmusic.com/acq/test/44/c/

THEY DO STILL EXIST, WTF

lol @ record clubs, i always forgot to send in the card and i’d end up with like a fucking alanis morrisette cd ;_;

Er, lol @ u? ^_^

i still considered myself catholic until fairly recently—i guess i dont really anymore, cause i havent been to church even on xmas/easter for a few years

xpost i always REMEMBERED to turn the card in and got an alanis morrisette cd

That happened, in so many words, this month with my book club.

pete that’s gay

WAHT DO YOU THINK I’D SEE, IF I COULD WALK AWAY FROM MEEEE

DOOOOOOO, DOO DOO WAHHH

I have been to a latin mass in the past year, I am so saved.

i haven’t been in a church in like 10 years

LADY BE GOOOOD DO WAHT YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW IT’LL BE ALL RIGHT

I was in church on Sunday!

Granted, it was a Unitarian church and I was being paid to be there, but STILL!

i went into a church in san francisco and took pictures of statues actually, never mind

waking up still drunk is apparently awesome, except for the bit where you spend 30 minutes wondering where the fuck you put your glasses when you passed out on the couch last night

OTM!

I’ve never been to a Latin Mass. What have I been waiting for?

those bastards to start speaking english, god’s favorite and chosen language, instead of that roman gibberish?

except for the bit where you spend 30 minutes wondering where the fuck you put your glasses when you passed out on the couch last night

mine are always between the cushion and armrest of the sofa.

also, when i was in the record club i got actual records and 8-tracks as cd’s didn’t exist yet.

mine were apparently on the floor under the table

My first record club I got

Huey Lewis and The News “Sports”

Men at Work “Cargo” and the first one

Born in the USA

Purple Rain

man you had good taste when you were 8

ally come bring me enchiladas

the arms of christ

i mean, anyone else cab bring me enchiladas too, but ally is “working” from “home” today, and that’s what that entails, in my understanding

ally OTM—what happened, MW?

yeah enchiladas were pretty important in sunday school but i did go to a mexicans church.

ok i’m not promising to make enchiladas what with not having any of the ingredients besides tortillas but i am game for doing lunch

fuck america

there is no sugar in this country

had to go out of my way on the commute this morning

(ok not really very far, like ten steps but still)

to get a cricket cola because I wasn’t having any of that hfcs shit

today.

then I finish that

and go down to the cafeteria

and everything, right down to the tropicana in a bottle, is either hfcs

or fucking aspartame.

finally settled on 100% grapefruit juice in a paper carton.

now wishing I had picked up some sugar packets from the coffee mess to perk this up a bit.

oh well.

fuck america.

Biofuels will get sugar back in your coke.

yes but HOW LONG, HOW LONG

THERE ARE PROBLEMS IN THESE TIMES, BUT WHOOOO! NONE OF THEM ARE MINE!

It is such a shame that sodastream no longer do branded syrups otherwise I would have posted you one.

417 god is should go to bed

this is blowing my mind

HOW LONG

HOW LONG MUST WE SING THIS SONG

i just saw that, too! LOL @ how lately everyone around here stays out till 768am and then immediately posts upon returning home

xxxpost

i had been at home for a couple hours before i posted that, thank you

you also could have pointed out how theres no such thing as 768am

i actually did not know that

We had new carpets put in yesterday. They guys who put them in were two Mexicans, but not Mexicans right out of Mexico. They spoke English (with occasional Spanish) but they had that accent that they have even if they’re raised here all their life. You know what I mean? So keep the accent in mind.
One guy was 35, the other was 21. They were so funny!

So I’m on Dad’s computer checking my e-mails. The 21 year old was working on the rug by where the TV goes. The 35 year old is in the hall were the two halls come together. The conversation went like this:

35: Dude...Have you ever seen Nanny McFee?
21: What?
35: A movie. Nanny McFee?
21: No. I don’t even know what that is.
silence....
a minute later....
Me: Have YOU seen it???
35: Yeah! It was really good!
21: What’s it about?
35: It’s like a modern Mary Poppins.
21: Mary Poppins was a good movie!
35: Yeah! In Nanny McFee the nanny was REALLY ugly. She had to come to take care of these kids, right? Well the kids were all mean and disrespectful. And the nanny was ugly. But the more they grew to love her and respect her, the more beautiful she got.
21: Oh! That sounds like a good movie.
35: yeah. It had a very good moral tale.

i love yr Mom

ally fyi for future drunk texting i’m pretty sure the line is “cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice”

you are correct but i have no memory of texting you anything like that at all to begin with!

yeah but what’s the next line?

invisible man sees the invisible voice?

guys now that jon mcboingboing williams has figured out that there is a bad movie named wild hogs coming out I think I have to go back to the quicktime trailers page and find some new cock-and-ball torture for the brain

invisable man who can sing with a visible voice i think

sing in an invisible voice

no wait yeah VISIBLE not invisible fuck it i’m getting into the shower

yeah that’s more right i think, westerberg is a mumbler

maybe “without a visible voice”

From Playtone and producers Tom Hanks, Gary Goetzman, and Pippa Harris, Starter For 10 is a romantic comedy set in the mid-80s about a working-class kid struggling to make his way in the rarified world of upper-class British University. On his way to achieving his long-held ambition to appear on the British TV Quiz Show, University Challenge, he falls in love with his beautiful teammate and forms a plan to win her heart through his advanced general knowledge skills. Starter For 10 is a bittersweet comedy about loyalty, class, falling in love and the difference between knowledge and wisdom.

Why are you watching so much TV?

Hilary Swank plays a former Christian missionary who lost her faith after her family was tragically killed, and has since become a world renowned expert in disproving religious phenomena. But when she investigates a small Louisiana town that is suffering from what appear to be the Biblical plagues, she realizes that science cannot explain it.

omg movie trailers on the internets! it’s amazing!

got a feelin inside

CANT EXPLAIN

ACCORDING TO INTERNETS

Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice.

Invisible man who can sing in a visible voice.

Feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face.

Checkin’ his stash by the trash at St. Mark’s place.

Well Jon doesn’t even know how to click the fucking “add to cart” button at circuitcity.com, so give the kid a break

I’m in love

he falls in love with his beautiful teammate and forms a plan to win her heart through his advanced general knowledge skills

wow, worst plan since invading russia in the winter of ’42.

no actually you should check with ZR about that

trivia the movie

mark that peter sellers muppet show clip is actually kind of sad and touching.

“you see, there is no me, i do not exist.”

maybe i’m just really really hungover.

what’s that song?

They finish each other’s sentences, dance like Fred and Ginger, and share the same downtown loft — the perfect couple? Not exactly. Gray and Sam (Heather Graham and Tom Cavanagh), are a sister and brother so compatible and inseparable that people actually assume they are dating. Mortified, they both agree they must branch out and start searching for love.

I’M IN LOVE

WITH THAT SONG

Mortified, they both agree they must branch out and start searching for love.

unless this is written by v.c. andrews i’m preparing to give it a thumbs down.

kevin is otm

OOOOOOOOHHH IF HE DIED IN MEMPHIS WOULDN’T THAT BE COOL?

who’s behind the board?

note that all three films I have posted so far are actually based off of bollywood scripts produced five or six years ago

can i use your hairspray?

fuck this, it’s noodle time.

they tell me he’s a dope

who wants a ysi of tv’s the wankette’s high school band covering the ‘mats live

hell yeah

you’ll probably have to get me drunk

why isn’t today friday?

kevin, as usual, otm

or thursday, I’ve got a three day weekend.

i want to skip out of work and go bowling and drink gin and smoke cigarettes.

diversey rock and bowl is a mere 5 minute bus ride from my apartment.

celebrate diversity rock and bowl

fuck it, looks like they’re early adopters of the smoking ban. i’ll find someplace else.

I want this house

ONE FOOT IN THE DOOR, THE OTHER FOOT IN THE GUTTER

THAT SWEET SMELL THAT THEY ADORE

YEAH I THINK I’D RATHER SMOTHER

WHERE I STOPPED READING YOUR EMAIL, ONE IN A SERIES:

I work for a media company called VICE, not sure if you are familiar with it all.

well done, you got past the comma.

just tell me again why we hang out on the board of three toed luddites?

so kevin costner is ed norton and william hurt is brad pitt but instead of beating each other up they murder people and demi moore is after them also dane cook is a photographer who I think costner/hurt gets to murder at some point, or at least I fucking hope so.

ow

ok my house has no actual suitable food in it

i have zr’s ladyfriend’s leftover enchiladas, also delicious leftover mr chen’s sesame chicken

ok i’m gonna eat yr food, it sounds better than this can of tomatoes