wagemann???

the doggy guy

LOL @ wagemann exhibit

lololololol oh god the guy they brought in to take all of the major accounts (ie a new position invented purely to give duder a job, i think) just quit

FUCK LOL IN 2 WEEKS I WILL BE LITERALLY DOING EVERYTHING HERE I’M GOING TO GO IN THE RESTROOM AND CRY FOR A WHILE NOW, BRB

;_;

ok when i get my back pay from NOVEMBER THRU NOW finally i will quit i’m supposed to get that soon

that sux hard, ally.

Today, the synths on Wham!‘s “Everything She Wants” are my favorite sounds ever.

ohhhhh astro kitty! ally that sucks balls.

man i almost bought an odyssey once, i shoulda

ally that is fucking horrible i am sorry dude. can we make wii characters for yr coworkers and then have you box them bloody?

can we get drunk first

like even more so than normal

I’ll go to that museum field trip. Also, I’m seeing Rich3 this Sunday. What should I expect?

these microphones are making me nervous

well.

xxxpost ill play as your coworkers!

I haven’t seen the play yet just the movie w/Oliver.

why didn’t i just go to chef school like i wanted to

like even more so than normal

so ACTUALLY comatose, then? for the good of the team, i’m in.

xp—also it is not too late to go to chef school!

there is still time to get drunk and go to chef school

song title!

maybe i should just buy the hat, seems cheaper

can we get drunk first

— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 4:17 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

like even more so than normal

— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 4:18 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

“I think that’s the record.”

someone asked my little brother when he was like 8 what he wanted to be when he grew up and his response was, “a world-class baker.”

he later admitted that he didn’t know what a baker was.

ok that’s really cute

my little sister used to want to be a nun, which was fucking weird considering our family never, ever went to church.

we should get that guy on ILX

does pete mean dylan thomas or my little brother

What’s that smell?

a child’s christmas in hell

...Miami style

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

ok that just successfully all cheered me up, thanks guys!

screw you zombie dog, i’m the real dead dylan thomas. you’re just an impostor! all others who come after me will tremble at my sight! begone, crooked worm!

arrrrrghh blasted xpost!

^^^ nerd alert!

:D

that reads more like an alex in nyc impression, mark.

HE DIED

who you callin’ mark?

Those hats cost <£5 and work great as a Tam.

that reads more like an alex in nyc impression,

mark.

dead dylan thomas.

well things were much better under those apple trees of yore, where everything was green and golden

If you’re dylan thomas then everything should be grey damp and alliterative.

pete this hi-nrg mix I am working on is going to be so awesome and gay.

the electric six are back in town next month, i go see them again!! :D

Up the street, in the divey dinge of the Raven, ZR, besotted by papusa and PBR, tied to trivial teammates, tires of dancing here all by himself. On starless and bible-black nights he locks the doors, where no one else can see.

ok that’s hilarious

also, otm

My old headmaster, this guy used to do under milkwood recitations as a party piece (also knocked ’em in the old kent road, other music hall favourites as well as getting the whole school singing the great choruses from italian opera).

pete this hi-nrg mix I am working on is going to be so awesome and gay.

— Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 20th, 2007. (Brian Miller)

WOOOOO

otm!

YES I AGREE

oh dude fuck you for putting that song in my head!!!

that is pretty much how I try to live my life

more like THANK YOU (xpost)

has anybody ever written a song called “dude, fuck you for putting that song in my head?”

excellent!

xxpost OK, that screen name is just disturbing me.

which one?

Brian’s

sorry, i’ll change it, ed

goddamn xposts

screw you guys I’m going to lunch.

STOP BEING SUCH A GOTH

Brian/anybody,

Where do you go to eat with your dad when he is in town on business and wants to have dinner, somewhere presumably downtownish, metro-accessible, and all that, and nobody cares what kind of food, but I personally have had a hankering for a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger for about a month (and have, for no good reason really, not satisfied said cravings at home, despite knowing full well how to do so, cf. aforementioned chorizo-in-a-blanket non-conundrum conundrum)

ugh ok if you’re going to eat that kind of food do i have to come??

a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger

wait ally you have a problem with this? it’s pretty much what i want right now.

i hope zr’s girlfriend brings me a cheeseburger.

a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger

wait ally you have a problem with this? it’s pretty much what i want right now.

this is pretty much what i want always.

oh noes! they be stealin my click!

the only thing that could ween me from bacon for breakfast would be a big greasy cheeseburger for breakfast every morning. until my inevitable massive fatal coronary at 38.

i hope zr’s girlfriend brings me a cheeseburger.
— a_p (a|e...), February 20th, 2007.

SCOUNDREL!

i don’t have a problem with it in general, just today or maybe the past couple of days. i haven’t been able to eat lately very much.

also wtf is that mcclick thing??

[REDACTED DCILX LADY FRIEND] to me

hi alex —

your address, please.

does 1:30ish work?

-[RDILXLF]

SCANDAL A BREWIN

burger king figured out how to wean me off my seemingly relentless fascination with bacon cheeseburgers by relentlessly advertising their BK Stacker on teevee with sordid pictures of meat on cheese on meat on meat on cheese on meat on meat on cheese on bread and then a bunch of little people in hard hats making crap jokes, plus that awful voiceover guy being all cowboy truckdriver about the fact there’s no vegetables or other fixin’s on the thing, color me impressed, right. seems like Crispin Porter + Bogusky might have run a little dry.

AIIEIIIEEEE EURORAHORRA

I like relentless today, it’s a good word

also the bk thing not as good as that crazy wendy’s cheese + jalepenos + 83 hamburger patties thing anyway

when my dad was in town w/friends of his.. we went to clyde’s, but it was restaurant week so nowhere good was even an option

i don’t think i’ve ever had a bacon cheeseburger. i should try one

i don’t associate bk with food so their adverts don’t really affect me.

AP IS USURPER OF ZR’S THRONES! USURPER!

brian that mix sounds awesome, i should try one

hahaha mw

Was ever a dirtbike ladyfriend in this humour woo’d?

Was she ever won? Dude, also: you’re gonna have to get some new clothes. She likes you better than you like yourself!

man she ain’t never made me lunch ;_;

lol @ dc/nyc rivalry

dear jon williams:

what does that mean.

love,

ally

HOLY FUCK AP!!! HE LOOKS BRILLIANT. That is messed up. I will watch tonight when I can actually hear it—no speakers at work.

No need to change it, especially seeing as today appears to be act like a bad observational comic day.