re: Fresh, it is a tiny little boutique around the corner from Lucky jeans. They are currently having this insane “3 items for $75, accessories for $10” sale to clear out their old inventory as they are getting entirely new stock in two weeks?! Scored a buncha sweaters and a giant burgundy bag.

Then I went to Kiehl’s and undid all of my savings.

Oh, I have been in there I think, it’s in like a rowhouse on a residential street? they had nice things but not my style, i thought

i have mtv2 on in the other room and it’s the hip hop countdown show on.. lil wayne and birdman: WTF? really, WTF? i usually only listen to whatever gets played on pgc or kys and they don’t get played much and of course you never see how goofy people look on the radio

There was a lot of “not my style” there too, a lot of digging was necessary but I think virtually everything in gtown now besides CM is “not my style” lately. But yeah, the rowhouse thing!

I’ve only been there once—they had some cheap&chunky jewelry that I thought looked promising, but I felt I needed a second opinion and thus left with nothing :(

I vowed to accessorize in 2007. And to wear skirts. Not much progress on either front, and it is already almost March!

OK that’s the place. It’s like.. I don’t really need to spend more money on clothes anyhow, but all these empire waist babydoll tops and dresses.. I can’t wear this stuff, I have a large frame and I’m too tall, the proportions are all wrong, plus none of it is simple, they have to have some trim or buttons or bows or a print, and I don’t like that. grr. I stopped in target today to pick up some stuff for the house & check the proenza schouler for target line, they have a really beautiful black and navy silk dress but the cut was all wrong for me, I didn’t buy anything.

ARGH I WANT TO GO TO THE DEPECHE MODE THING BUT I HAVE AN OPERA ;_;

Kisses Dan. I was heartily disappointed by the PS offering at Target. I’ve been all over their previous designer collaborations but this one left me cold. Target, why you break heart?

Q, this year it’s mostly been butt-ass cold outside! Not the time to wear skirts..

OK I just bought a LIARS tshirt off their website, it rules. yay.

and Q I found you the perfect accessory WEAR IT EVERY DAY

“Why Buy a Chemical glow necklace that last only a few hours when this will last you a life time”

ebay, you are a treat.

the day the world turned day-glo

Fucking cabdrivers fuck fuck fuck. Also fucking jazz Shakespeare fucking fuck fuck went over until like past 10:30 and fucking taxivan picked up more people and started driving them other places, WTF? I was first in the cab, but somehow Georgetown students are more important? Sorry FA’s!

ANYONE ELSE AT ALL AT WORK? TBOT? ANYONE?

ANYONE?

come on please someone

alex SAID he was working today

hello pete!

HEY!

I am... not at work! Sucker.

I am going to 2amy’s for lunch. SHAZAAM!

dude double eff you

whatevs, I can’t make my face into a mandatory holiday.

i cant even imagine what that means!

Also I would like to use this holiday to recognize the presidency’s greatest mutton chops (to date):

I would like to praise the chineese, their new year and their lychee martinis.

Also, their fried garlic crabs.

Pete you’re at work? That sucks! How was the show?

it was great by all accounts—i felt a little sloppy, but a lot of people thought it was really great.

in any case, it was so fun...

sorry i missed it!

I guess I decided I don’t give a shit about work today, I don’t know if I was expected to show up or not but nobody called me so I guess the answer is no. Anyway I’m @ home whoever wants to come over and play nintendo and shit is welcome but you have to bring me a piece of cinnamon coffee cake as tribute otherwise I will beat you into an assisted living facility in Wii Sports Boxing

I don’t have work today.. although I am doing some work from home right now, to catch up after I was out sick half of last week

so I don’t know who “Th0mas T4rn0wski” is but he just had some pretty nice new Puma sneakers delivered to my house today, and they fit!

am I a bastard for just opening some random package (from HONG KONG no less) that doesn’t have my name on it but got dropped off at my doorstep because, hey, my doorstep is the address on the box?

I mean we get mail for the old tenants all the time and this person is neither of them, I have no clue why he would send me some shoes he probably paid for

but they fit, plus I sent some new contact lenses to somebody in the chalfonte a couple of weeks ago, so hey, shit happens.

hey guys

hi dere

we need a new DC thread, this thing has 4500 replies

no, this is the sandbox, all the rules are off

hello all. I am “working” just a bit; mark is on the couch feeling poorly (AGAIN) and playing Ms. Packman.

Millars, we would very much like to come over/hang/imbibe/box sometime. Neither of us has yet experienced this “Wii” thing you have.

guys toothbrushes are AWESOME

guys toothbrushes are AWESOME

— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club just smoked some hash. (garance80@yahoo.com), February 19th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

FIXED :D

someday, maybe, i hope to trying sleeping again. i remember it being pretty fun.

btw fake accents you are v rocking

Wait is there not going to be some explanatory follow-up from Ally?

guys showers are AWESOME

I gotta stop going on benders

never learn not to drink yourself into a stupor every goddamn night

it’s unhealthy to always pretend i am steve mcqueen is the thing.

for a LOT of reasons, not just the “crushed chest feeling” thing.

i will take one of these “showers,” report back as to the validity of ally’s claim later

i will take a “nap”

however this: I gotta stop going on benders

has been demonstrated to be false by no lesser an authority than science

btw alex ally & tombot you are all very broish for coming last night

guys naps are AWESOME

btw zr u and ur band are v awesome!! I meant to buy a shirt last night but forgot while I was drinking myself to death ;_;

this nap is so fucking sweet

christ alex you could’ve warned me at any point this afternoon that wankette is now lesbian + photoshop porn today.

i’m going back to the safety of schefterblog

bleckkkkkkkkkkkshhhhhhhhfffftttttt

xpost blocking disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the internet?

lolololololololol pete and alex yr attention please: http://www.ambrel.net/2007/0217-garutachi/slides/IMG_7204_polaroid.html

also pete stack waddy’s on the way bro

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOW AHOWHOW AHOW HOW HAOWH OA HWOHA OWHOAWHOAHWOAHOHWOAHWHOAHWOHAOHWOHAOHW

(wrt stack waddy of course)

“What do you all think? I also notice there were lots of pearls with purple and pink tones to them... Thoughts??”

8[ march just keeps getting worse

We drove down from New York City

Where the girls are pretty but they just want to know your name

driving in to darlington city, got a union connection with an uncle of wayne’s

ally let’s get tattoos this weekend

ok i’m in :D

i’ve wanted to get the periodic table of elements on my back for years.

sleeves or fuckin bust dude

wait, sorry, that was unnecessary.

this place sucks

wait even tho i’m drunk i think i’m serious

tattoos this weekend, let’s do it

(I can’t take credit for the zep dawkins)

tuesday, fuck.

otm

alex thx for the awesome Richard III suggestion. It was the b-o-m-b.

wait the zep dawkins!!!!!!!!

also i’m not kidding re: tattoos tho i would have to decide where to put one since my mom would thoroughly kill me if i showed up at my sister’s wedding with something on my arm.

that’s what your forehead is for ally.

i do have bangs, i could hide it

ok wtf with people calling on 2/20 to cancel an ad in the 2/23 edition. IT’S A HUGE GLOSSY MAGAZINE, IT DOESN’T GO TO PRINT ON THE 23RD YOU IDIOTS.

arrgh god why did i come to work today

dudes we should have a group trip to go see Refract, Reflect, Project: Light Works from the CollectionRefract, Reflect, Project: Light Works from the Collection at the Hirshhorn—it is a pretty good light show and they have one of my favorite pieces of art of all time installed, James Turrell’s Milk Run:

(pic really does not do it justice)

and they have the totally awesome Douglas Gordon piece Play Dead installed:

dude i am totally down (psletsdodrugsfirst)

I’ve been wanting to check out that Jasper Johns exhibit, as well.

whoa i will totally go to that

AND Robert Lazzarini’s Payphone, which really has to be seen to be believed:

yeah Brian can you explain that or should i just google it. I saw a picture of that somewhere else and i was all WTF

that art has melted my brain.

that art and all the beer i drank last night.

(xpost) if you’re going to do drugs before a show, I’d suggest the way freaky Joseph Cornell at the SAAM/NPG.

really? i would think lights would be better for drugs than little freaky boxes

WAHT IS THAT DRILLING. WHO IS DRILLING. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE DRILLING IN MY BUILDING, POSSIBLY NEXT DOOR(?), FROM 9 AM UNTIL 10:30.

MrQ, Lazzarini specializes in 3D transformations—in this case, a pay phone that’s modeled on a real life one but completely recreated in a warped way where everything fits this new set of perspective rules in a completely insane way—even the looping metal cord warps based on its orientation. It’s more of a parlor trick than GREAT ART but it completely alters your sensory perceptions so hey.

really that is a quibbling of small differences, MW

just sayin’. not a big fan of Cornell, so perhaps that is colorin’ my perception.

the lights would be better for visual sensation, the boxes for paranoia and WTF.

also I used to hate Cornell but this is a very strong show!

your “g” key is broken!!

hmm, maybe that SAAM 3rd floor rotating gallery will be an artistic reputation rehab center—it’s already totally turned me around on Cornell and Wegman.