sexy time
QUE?
ok now we’re listing to HIT ’EM UP STYLE. wtf didn’t this song stop occurring like 5 years ago? HEY LADIES!
guys i am bored
I know, where is everyone? WAAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
The world is better now I am home and can see Emo Cat
wait I had no idea there were so many pictures of cats riding horses
very few results for “long island goat”
^^^^little allyzay on the LIE
hahahahahahaha zing
ALLY IS SO OLD
HOW OLD IS SHE??
OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE IN A BUGGY
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Well, it’s about my bedtime, I guess. You kids have fun, I’ll just sit here in the dark and salve my rheumatic old bones.
WOAH ALLY DIDN“T KNOW YOU WERE THAT OLD, JEEZ
NO EVERYONE ON HERE IS A YOUTHY FLOWER
ally tell them the damn goat story so they don’t think i am mocking you for being olde
OR ARE YOUR FINGERS TOO ARTHRITIC TO TYPE IT
laurel a little bicarbonate of soda’ll clear that rheumatism right up—mebbe throw in a patent medicine or two as needed, but ONLY IF PURCHASED FROM A MUSTACHIOED HUCKSTER ok?
I’m NOT putting the goat story on the internets for all posterity. They will just have to accept the fact that I am old, and that my dad shot a goat, on faith :(
oh christ you HAVE to share that story now.
DON’T BE A GOAT TEASE.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING MORE WORK ON MY NEW RESUME TOMORROW
FOR NOW, I MUST CONTENT MYSELF WITH ESCAPING THIS SHITHOLE
OK: my mom “found” a goat on “the LIE” once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there’s a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn’t a goat. So, of course, she “finds” one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.
Later, the goat headbutted my father in the rear. It was then attacked by a dog (a German Shephard? I was young, maybe 4, things are unclear). Probably not an unfixable injury, but my dad came out to the backyard shot it anyway.
God only knows what the neighbors thought.
In case it is unclear from the story, the second paragraph was all one night, but a night several months after the goat initially was “found.”
that’s fucking awesome.
for what it’s worth i have seen a goat as roadkill on the new york thruway, but it was up north on my way from boston to buffalo. which i just typed as buffalol and, henceforth, will only refer to as buffalol.
PLEASE TO WRITE SHORT STORY OR ESSAY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW IT IS SO AWESOMER
that last post was for ALLY BTW
Ally have I mentioned that I totally heart your dad?
LAUREL I JUST GOT YOUR NAME IN TEXTTWIST
“LAUREL”
Actually I think maybe MW should interview Ally re: goat incident and publish the interview in like some crazy magazine and we can spend the hundred dollar or whatever fee on beer.
OK: my mom “found” a goat on “the LIE” once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there’s a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn’t a goat. So, of course, she “finds” one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.
NO ALLY JKUST NEEDS TO WRITE IT & THIS IS FIRST PARAGRRPAH
Pete, you are one zany motherfucker. What are you talking about?
Ally you should take MWs encouragement as a supreme compliment, as he has been complaining about how shitty his fellow GRADUATE WRITING STUDENTS’ work is and how he can’t stand to read it any more :(
and yeah I totally want to read that story. GO!
sorry yo im still jacked up over caffeine from this morning!
im playing this anagram game “texttwist,” and i got like R-E-U-A-L-L, and one of the full-word anagrams was LAUREL.
the other, btw, was ALLURE.
Man, I should’ve gotten involved better in that Nanowrimo nonsense and wrote a whole fictionalized book about this.
BUFFALOL BILLS
BUFFALOL BROFLLS
Yes, the preferred anagram for my first and last names is “Raving Allure”. The other ones all suck.
ATTENTION PEOPLE
OF THE DEECEE METRO ARIEYUH:
I HAS...
FONDOO GUT.
melting pot, how you manage to stuff me so fats, only one bite at a time?
The internet must be stopped, for the sake of the language.
Maybe if you’d lay off the pancakes....
Jeez, I get it, I get it, I’ll start the diet tomorrow.
hello what is it made, my flight leaves in 6 hourz from right now
can i still play with you guyz even if i dont post pictures of effed-up katz
i will call ally and she will tell me what to do this wknd
go packerz
oh man, reg-only. fuckin’ a, this is not going to stand long, I think.
srsly, the automated password-sending machine should actually work before they make it reg-only.
Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
Who the hell is Kate DC
quincie according to the login name.
This afternoon I feel like emo cat.
hi dudes, I am working on a plan to make my own board. Current assistance of husband would lead to board very similar in look to this one, hosted elsewhere and much smaller and lacking in awful ppl and boring regulations. Would any of y’all follow me IF INVITED LOL or is it just too much effort to have to do a different URL?
I could rock two tabs.
Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
— Kate DC, November 30th, 2006 3:28 PM.
Who the hell is Kate DC
— Mr. Que, November 30th, 2006 3:37 PM.
quincie according to the login name.
— otto midnight, November 30th, 2006 3:39 PM.
this is good material
XP to Ally: Depends on how bored I am! I dunno, wouldn’t it sort of be an echo chamber without random people? Not to fall into the old, boring line about the ILX hivemind or anything, but if it was just you and me, Allz, there would be much less drama.
I mean, drama as in interest and/or amusing uproar.
no, it would be you, ally, and a vat of pudding.
Pudding is too hard to get out of hair GAWD. No.
getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus but they’d still show up, it wouldn’t be hidden from the world. It’s more being really, really, really sick of the constant up-and-downtime here and the drama over every little bit of bullshit, as if it is somehow the worst thing that ever happened to have to read spam, while the people making the decisions re: OHNOES NOT SPAM are posting borderline racist missives on other threads. SO 2001, ILX, SO 2001.
but there’s no point if at least the awesome people don’t want to visit :(
xpost gatorade is much harder to get out of hair.
How long are we letting it dry, in this Gatorade scenario?
xpost ok I dumped gatorade on my head by accident (thought it was water, was during a track thing) and it was hot so it dried very quickly, maybe had it on my head wet for 10–15 minutes :(
getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus
fine, i’ll leave.
if you leave there is no point to me doing this work.
Renegade Ally world should have entry requirements akin to a gentleman’s club with black balls and no women in the billiard room.
And smoking everywhere.
Not in front of the ladies, that would be frightfully improper.
Boys, be dears and see this one to the door, would you? If you need me, I’ll be in the billiards room, smoking.
we could all just join LNS
haha no I think I’d rather just pay up so we can have our own “turboworld.info” domain
TURBOWORLD!!!
Mary is another casualty of the ILX refusal to do the password generation :(
IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU
You can feel it. . .IT’S ELECTRIC!!!!!! boogie oogie oogie
IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU
GAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
the electric slide will not be a requirement for entry into the new world.
WRONG. PART OF NU ILX INITATION
I WAS THINKING OF SUBSTITUTING A “SKANK OFF” INSTEAD.
GEE WHO WOULD WIN THE SKANK OFF. ME MOST LKEKY
I WOULD WIN THAT SHIT
Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
tonight, tomorrow night (which I gather is the best time but I’m sorely tempted to go to the Wizards game haha), saturday night
right now I am in the lobby of the Hampton Inn like a peon filching wireless access and cooling my heels. plus: needing coffee like a junkie
WE DONT GHAVE COFFEE HERE SKANK FISH
No one wants to go to a wizards game, dude. Not even the wizards.
xpost I have coffee, in my house.
grrr
dude go outside and take a right or a left i’m sure there is a starbuxx close by.
the kahuka, surely.
ED,
stop crying in the corner and tell me of any decent java server getting started howtos, I want to see if I can try and get keef’s code running at home on os x.
naw they got some coffee for free here, it’s all good
reason to go to wizards game 1: they are playing charlotte and emeka okafor is god
reason 2: possibility that gilbert arenas will score 1,000,000 points like he just got multi-ball on Black Knight pinball game
reason 3: very real possibility of courtside seats for like three buckx
y’know i didn’t think lentil soup could ever be good, but greek deli, girl you amaze me
I know nothing of such things.
Hmmm courtside for basically free is hard to give up. What time is game? We could actually all theoretically go for drinks and TAPAS downtown??? and then you high-tail it over to the game, but this is assuming a 7pm game.
the earth is exploding
only two spaceships
which one do you choose??
the one w/dragons and wizards
the one on the left
yo matt i asked my wiz-lovin friend to evaluate your statements. his responses are below:
1) emeka okafor had 4 points, 0 rebounds and 0 assists last night
2) gilbert arenas is in the worst slump of his career, but could very well drop 40 on any night
3) courtside seats for $3, no? very good lower level seats for ~$30, sure