the last time i was in colorado i went to this place called the bus stop in boulder and the next thing i know it’s 6 hours later, i’m back at my hotel and the blood that was coming from the gash above my eye has dried the pillowcase to my head.

fuck you colorado.

People in Colorado expect you to be happy all the time and I couldn’t take it so I moved away. HOWEVER in the “mountains” there are weird ass little gambling towns that sell 25 cent Fat Tire drafts and once I won $20 in nickels from a slot machine.

Kevin, somebody in Boulder probably hit you with a bottle because you were harshing his or her mellow.

lego cats are the best cats

dudes screw this NC idea, let’s all move to WA

MW and I watched House in Pete’s honor last night and once again wondered why the hell he is so into that show. Although last night was better than the re-run I saw the other night, which feature not-even-remotely-possible herpesvirus vs. liver cancer insanity.

question: what should i get for lunch today? i would like it to be something delicious if possible.

OMG they deleted the wtf r u doin cat right when i posted it, what is wrong with that situation ;_;

oh lunch ;_1 I thought I would bring my squash-apple-mushroom risotto to work but FORGOT this morning so now I will probably eat nothing, or maybe a BLT.

i’m kinda strangely liking House, as long as I imagine House is a “bad cop” and his director that doesn’t give him the Vicodin is like the “tough police sargent” and that House is really a “cop show.”

xpost to q—honestly, i have some trouble pinning it down sometimes, but i know i get wrapped up in in every-time, and it never feels chumpy to me. i think i love the characters mostly.

i hate to be anti-intellectual about it, but i mean it just feels so right

ZR u want jvgrn?

“hey ZR are you interested in attending the gr0cery manuf4cturers association annual ball on cap. hill dec. 13?”

“no actually i would rather kill myself!”

also yes to jvgrn

I found him again :D

what is jvgrn???

java green! 19th and K (AZR u could metro yo, marky u could walky)

MW that post about House is pretty awesome. Also I hope people are cheering up their “HUMPDAY” with my kitty cat pictures. I refuse to do work today, I am STILL waiting on my raise which has been promised for like 3 mos now so I am on STRIKE.

xpost what the hell is java green??!

java green cafe, wind-powered vegetarian korean deli of my dreams

that sounds pretty good but otoh so does a BLT.

thanks allyzay, i actually kind am on the fence about the show, and I think PS is right: the characters are the greatest. Also Monday nights show had Believe it Or Not on as a Dad, see below, that was awesome. Also Ally do not stop the awesome kittyness.

eastern colorado is great too, no mountains there. co is pretty varied

what i meant to say is, eastern co is better than western co, west kansas is also good

JAVA GREEN IS PEOPLE

I’ve never been to CO, I’m just guessing about it.

hu ricky?

uh hey pete can we leave soon? i think i’m about to mistake my head for a goat and eat it.

that space alien’s face has a baboon stuck to it

yeah—ill meet you at yrs at 12

I CANT EVEN PAY TO DL HERE AND NOW BY LETTERS TO CLEO BECAUSE ITUNES DOESNT HAVE IT—CAN SOMEONE DL IT SOMEHOW AND GMAIL IT

hello I am listing to Paris Hilton right now thanks to cubicle mate.

Le sigh of nothing-interesting-to-do. I feel like starting trouble today, but my agenda holds only work + laundry. Maybe my life will turn into a Levi’s commercial at the laundromat, but I’m not betting a good time on it.

Hi Laurel!

Also: I WORK IN DISTRIC 2 U NO WHY U NOT ASK ME 2 LUNCHIE?

Fuck a going bankrupt undersea tunnel company.

Although I’m actually headed to Levante’s for coworker b’day lunch SO PISS ON YOU

xpost to Ed: Wha?

guys what to eat:

1. BLT

2. tuna sandwich

3. egg salad sandwich

4. taco bell, psyche, there is no taco bell ;_;

5. nothing

i have a messenger bag full of dirty laundry with me right now. i’m house sitting until sunday so brought some clothes to do a load of laundry while i have it available to me.

also, a house with heat! and a dog! and two cats! and a back yard to play in with the dog! and a kitchen that’s the size of my bedroom!

xpost- BLT

GET IN TOUCH... WITH THE DUTCH

what I think about BLTs:

love BLT’s over here. especially w/ a little bit of homemade MAYO.

argh now it’s MY HUMPS on the radio fuck this life at least the Paris Hilton song is catchy even if she DOES dance like a fucking drunken hippopotomous in the video.

yes, that is paris hilton.

okay, BLT = awesome, South Carolina = sucks (liquor laws WTF), cat pics are at an all time new level of awesomeness, My Humps is not very good but Fergalicious is, and I’m heading to the airport. See y’all in 2 weeks. Fake Accents music will be spun in Berlin.

I’ve been working in belgium and I’m driving back it seems that eurotunnel who are on the verge of recievership are cutting back on services. There are trucks backed up at all the terminal entrances there are only three services an hour instead of four or five not enoguh customs dudes who still seem to find time to search me (I always get searched going through the tunnel).

Also there seems to be some kind of security alert going on as the french plod are swabbing everyone’s steering wheels.

Fuck you maggie thatcher.

Fergie is on a race with Jessica Simpson to be the biggest transsexual in pop music.

have an awesome time, brian!

WELL RUPAUL YOU HAVE WON THIS BATTLE TODAY

ps “Brian” have fun in EUROPE

i guess everyone is at lunch :(

i wish i was at lunch. i’m starving over here.

and i need some goddamn coffee.

i’m eating a delicious chicken parmigiana submarine sandwich

ally i am on THE PHONE with people trying not laugh at yr ceiling kitty

veggie spicy seoul chicken salad, u are a treat

Pete Burns > RuPaul

ihttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41187000/jpg/_41187142_burns.jpg

screamers version of germs “sex boy,” u are also a treat

AWW THX FOR THE PIMPIN, BRIAN!

sorry q—i always froget ur around here now ;_;

safe travels yo

i hate u nu ilx

LIKE A GERMAN B-SIDE, BROS!

yeah dude thanks, you are die bromaschine

dude i just had a conversation in my work kitchen (WITH OTHER PEOPLE) about MOULTY

Moulty: Just ‘Moulty.’ They were great to work with. The harp player was an older gentlemen, a real professional. We had a great session. It went very smoothly because of Doug Morris. I did my thing, rearranged the words, did my talking, making it real. There’s a unique little story about ‘Moulty.’ When that song came out, the reaction we got was odd and unexpected. When we’d play that song, it would do something to a lot of these kids out there. We noticed kids by the droves would come up crying and broken down. Some of the words in the song hit them hard. They would come and say things to me: ‘I wouldn’t have made it through such-and-such a time if it wasn’t for that song.’ They would hug me and break down and cry. The words to the song are true. I didn’t make that up. All young people—all people—are hurting inside, and we have fears and hurts and things we try to overcome. Sometimes we try to cover them up, but they are there. A lot of people would tell me, ‘If it wasn’t for that song I wouldn’t have made it through my senior year,’ or ‘I would have committed suicide.’ They weren’t afraid to break down about it. So I understood it was a little more than a rock ’n’ roll song for these kids. I hit these kids in the heart. And it still goes on today. I didn’t realize that would happen. I didn’t even want them to release the thing.

wait what is a vegetarian chicken salad?

fake chicken yo—i always had my doubts, but jvgrn convinced me of its possible deliciousness

re Pete Burns

Take that boarding letter O I knew I was N all along.

what does that mean??

^^^^^^^^^^ that is my favorite

orange cats are exponentially cuter than almost any other animal on the planet, to be fair.

this is too big to put on the thread but jesus christ this cat is jabba the hut proportions: http://www.lean.to/albums/cat/100_0100_IMG.jpg

why hello elf cat, would you like to come live with me? you will be named ORNALDO BLOOMPS, not “marmaduke” as you are apparently called now.

Brian have an awesome awesome awesome time! We will miss you!

UM THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DOG LATION

what is up with you guys saying shit looks like dog latin. does THIS cat look like dog latin to you?

killy

who is this cat

corky?

NO-body should be fukcing Dog Lation — isn’t he, like, twelve??

xpost

i think ZR is rite.

also i think dog latin is a virgin

^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahaha SORRY!

u r ALL virgins.

Yes. Yes, I am.

im savin it for jenga

I THINK HE’S LISTENING TO PARIS HILTON AGAIN?? BUT NOT STARS ARE BLIND???

that cat looks pretty emo. don’t you have some music you can blast at him? your cubby mate, not emo kitty.

no working sound on my old shitbag of a computer ;_;

ps

=

IAN CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE

dudes i do not think the scale exists capable of quantifying how much i do not want to be here right now

I am with you on that one. :(

i am feeling pain as well because I took Monday and Tuesday off

HOW IS THAT PAIN?

Guys the brand name on the oven they use to melt yr cheese at Cosi downtown is LINCOLN IMPINGER

I know, lame thing to complain about but today feels like Monday. Sorry, just does.

Thank- you foolish and fearful londoners for letting me drive down the commercial road whilst you sat stationery. The big blue sign that says the bus lane finishes 7 pm applies to you too but thanks all the same.

Anyone want a pound? I hear that they are worth a bajillion dollars today.

Yeah, I will take one.