1. Springsteen
2. Springsteen
3. Springsteen
mellencamp
springsteen
petty
also, i think that each week one of us drinks during lunch then comes back and posts funnier shit than usual
how about we all do that
i just told $girl that “i know things, about food. things no man should know.” she is totally going to break up w/me tonight, and be 100% justified in doing so.
HAHAHA
no it’s more funny if one person/two people do it and start posting about taking their shoes off and listening to NZ indie rock and Nico and calling Mom.
xpost: yes, very true^^^
wait you are drunk dialing yr gf while at work?! 100% awesome
man i don’t even know i’m so conflicted on petty v. spsteen v. coug. coug is sorta my heart’s choice, then petty’s my historical choice, but brooooce is my new choice thanks to alex’s lovely and enthusiastic singing.
petty. if only for refugee. damn the torpedos is an awesome record. actually, most of the first 5 (up until southern accents) is good.
i am a “don’t do me like that” kinda dude myself
bruce is on schefterblog this week, u r all homos for not making his first.
for AMERICANANANAANIA it’s probably petty, mellencamp, then springsteen. but for AWESOMENESS it’s clearly bruce in the lead.
change of heart, a woman in love, here comes my girl, refugee, even the losers, don’t do me like that, i need to know, baby’s a rock ’n’ roller, break down, american girl....
Petty.
bruce is a chowderhead.
i don’t even know who you people are
scarecrow, pink houses, jack and diane, small town, crumbling down, authority song, lonely ol night
CHERRRRRRY BOMB FUCKFACE

THANK GOD SOMEONE SENSIBLE FINALLY POSTED SOMETHING AWESOME
WRONG CHERRY BOMB FUCKFACE
The correct answer is “The Leather Nun”.

VS

scarecrow, pink houses, jack and diane, small town, crumbling down, authority song, lonely ol night
— Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 8:05 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)
THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT, I’M GLAD SOMEONE SEES IT MY WAY.
WHATEVER DUDE DONT FUCK WITH THE COOOG
guys, i don’t think i like this thread
it was looking up after lunch but this is some bullshit
yeah can we go back to the shoeless yoga ball part of the conversation??

I’m so sorry



NO THERE IS A TOM PETTY REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE DO NOT WANT NO NO NO BOXCAR
i can’t believe i’m going to say this but i think i’m too congested to go to a bar tonight. : ( i was kind of looking forward to getting fully zooted then staggering home and perhaps kissing an elderly ethnic polish lady from the neighborhood. maybe next valentines day.
OK everyone just be cool.
anyone want to recommend me a movie or something? i’ve been dicking around w/my netflix queue pretty much all morning.
Talladega Nights
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wtf early trigger on the enter button. anyway, i’ve been dicking around w/my netflix queue pretty much all morning and come to the conclusion that it’s full of crap.

wait, kevin, why are you not my netflix friend??
i just added all the rodney dangerfield related stuff i could find that didn’t look like complete ass.
i don’t know?
also DAN YOU MENTION LEATHER NUN I GIVE YOU EHUG
that’s just balls-out insane.

hahahaha those cats r HIGH
(my way of saying yes, i guess)
that would be awesome if cats could talk
i remember when i was like 13 or so my dad had hauled all the xmas decorations up from the cellar and was getting really pissed at trying to untangle the strings of lights. one of our cats LOVED to jump in boxes and attack imaginary things within them. me and my older sister were in the kitchen and could hear my dad in the living room saying “get out the box martha.... martha get out of the box. WILL GET OUT OF THAT GOD DAMNED BOX MARTHA??!!? .... don’t you wink at me.”
to this day me and my sister will still drop the line “don’t you wink at me” into random conversations and we’ll double over with laughter. you really had to be there but it was a fucking riot.
happy valentine’s day, here’s a tentacle pr0n strawberry!
suddenly sooooo tired
I think the Tangerine Dream space travel “Cats Playing Baseball” is my favorite.
in fact i think im bout to bust outta here

^^^ i kind of feel like this
aggressive cat is sleepy and full of pizza
NAP TIME
otm ;_;
i would pay for a nap or pizza or both right now. like big big money.
I know this is normally MrQ’s job, but...
dammit I have not found online any confirmation that it is possible to bean someone in Wii Sports baseball.
I guess I’ll have to get proper MLB ;_;
waht

john mcenroe playing left handed gold top that probably costs more than all the cars i’ve ever owned put together and also probably not sounding nearly as good as an octogenarian bo diddley and his homemade guitar.
and he’s lookin kinda nervous!
like he maybe just fucked up!
and bo isn’t looking too confident in mac’s abilities either.
KUDOS to MY MOM who shipped me a small but TOTALLY KICK-ASS sampling of the records i still have lying around in mpls.
also, can someone get bo some new socks or some garters? is there a sock garter wrangler available for mr. diddley?
i like the long hair wailin’ in the background too
alex, is that where you’re from? the bartendress who gets me drunk on thursdays is from mpls.
time for a podcast wankette!
which records
yep! minneapolis breeds beautiful lady bartenders, it’s true. pete would love it.
background long hair has a surfeit of chins!
some corny indie shit ally. and steve martin
(sister, wreckless erik!, some obscure ’80s Sally Timms shit i stole from my dad, furthermore what, BACK IN FUCKING BLACK, some other shit, and, of course, smokey robinson and the miracles)
ohhhhhhhh sister
Seven!
WRECKLESS ERIC!!!!
I CANT GET LAID CAUSE EVERYONE IS DEAD

Wait, what about Wreckless Eric?
Apparently I only materialize when someone mentions a ’70s- or ’80s-something band I like.
GO MAKE A PHONE CALL LADY.
Plz to list the parts to a phone call lady

ok hi can it please be other person in the office leaving time now??? wtf he has a boyfriend! go do valentine’s day you killjoy.
ally i order you to go home and bury tombot’s corpse
i already did that this morning
sure the cats have taken care of it by now
cats eating corpses

this is OTM, by the way
Mr. Kitty would never eat a corpse, he only likes tortilla chips, potato chips, and dry cat food.
Dr. Ben, though, is likely to eat you while you’re still alive if he thinks he can get away with it.
WTF also you are wearing red, you should be wearing BACK IN BLACK MOURNING, etc.
I WAS IN A HURRY