But why are you kidnapping the ladies of DC?
srsly Ed based on the typical DC FAP there’s very little chance of anyone being able to run away afterward.
ARGH SOMEONE STOP ME FROM POSTING TO THE PLEA THREAD PLZ
I mean, I LIKE where you’re going, do not get me wrong. Especially if it means getting me the hell out of this godforesaken snowglobe.
Dan, be this Dan:

Not Serious Dan!!
enough of well dressed dudes at the wedding, please post pics of hot women.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
ok anything for you kev

dan is handsome!
There are parts of multiple hot women in that photo, Kevin. As one of them, I must protest. XP MWAHAH
hi Dan, everything you’re saying in that silly thread is totally right, if it makes you feel better.
But why are you kidnapping the ladies of DC?
Do I need a reason? This is a soap opera remember. It’ll be like one of those summer versions of sit coms where the characters get transported to a beach hut or something.
i found a picture in my photo account that i am cleaning up a bit from josh & liberty’s wedding that is nothing BUT ladies, like ALL of the ones that were at the wedding but it is huge!!!
ok anything for you kev
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i like my women women with a little less 5 o’clock shadow and with a lot less penis. but thanks.
Ed, I like the idea even more now that it involves beach huts.
sorry laurel, didn’t notice yr forehead there the first time.
found a picture in my photo account that i am cleaning up a bit from josh & liberty’s wedding that is nothing BUT ladies, like ALL of the ones that were at the wedding but it is huge!!!
post it.
http://photo.ringo.com/110/110723025O868093142.jpg
^^ i am only linking this because it is valentine’s day otherwise it’d be creepy that you are looking for me to provide photos of ladies!!!!
xpost wow
BRIAN THAT FUCKING WHEEL JUST TOLD ME TO SKIP LUNCH FUCK THAT WHEEL I’M HUNGRY
you got the better end of the deal, Alex. The wheel told me to eat at Holiday Inn.
How on earth did Ed turn out normal with a family like that? ;-)
5th from the left, between the chick in all white and the mature lady in white with black polka dots, who is she and will she marry me?
the wheel didn’t work for me, am i not allowed to eat anymore, are you trying to tell me something ;_;
I have no idea who she is, kevin, but I can ask!!
DAN STOP POSTING TO THAT THREAD
Woah, that wheel told me to go to Bomboa! HI DERE $30 LUNCH
(ps: thx)
hopefully she’s got like really low standards or is touched in the head or something. *crosses fingers*
She kind of looks like a girl I work with, move to DC and I can set you up with that girl.
ok, list of things i need to save $$$ for:
1. trip to nyc next month
2. operation for dog
3. new apartment
4. rainy day
5. trip to dc to woo the socks off green-dressed girlie
6. a new tv
7. vacation to get me the fuck out of chicago next winter
when are you going to nyc, kevin? i’ll probably be up there for a while next month too
alex are you going on a soho googleblogging vacation?
poor doggie :(
Maybe he means covert black-ops operation?
sorry about your dog kevin
i think i’m going to do this thing i’ve heard that other people do where they take time “off” from work! prob a week in nyc in march, tho i’m not sure which week yet.
yr all welcome to come hang out btw, i have apparently six (6) friends from NYC coming to hang out with me here this weekend
and with a lot less penis.
I’m sure Tracer appreciates the compliment.
gah I want to go to NY except I have to go to fucking Phoenix to wear an unflattering hideous purple dress and drink green beer and endlessly grin at a camera for a whole fucking weekend.
i would be ok with this if not for A) purple dress B) that’s it, just hte purple dress.
PURPLE DRESS
PUH-RPLE DRESS
the only way it would be worse is if it involved green OH WAIT IT DOES INVOLVE GREEN, GREEN BELT AND SHOES HOORAY
thanks for the well wishing on the dog front. i went to bed at 8:15 last night because i’m so sick and miserable and then towga called me at 9:45 to tell me that the little man needs a $1600 operation and asked if i had any to spare. of course i don’t but i’m seriously considering pawning my guitars to raise some quick money. i wish i had pictures of him to post. it’s blocked at work but i think this might be him?
oh Kevin. :( I’m sorry.
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Ally, are you going to The Riddler’s wedding???
(o Kevin dude, that really sux re: yr dog, sorry)
is he Linus Bucko Jones? that is an awesome name, if so.
he is linus bucko jones. lbj. he’s an awesome little dude and a great friend.
green belt on a purple dress? waht?
omg such a cute dog!! my mom has a chihuahua.
(and yes, Dan, I am)
What was I OTM about on the plea thread, dan. I daren’t go back and look.
The dysfunctional soap opera/evil twin thing.
hey good job dude, let’s all ditch work and have a party

also, who the fuck names a town “Placentia”?
and can dancing jackass in a suit be a wii character?
better Placentia than Placenta
guys, on that jw noise thread he wants a valentine. we should hire him a stripper/hooker, he’s going to union poo1 tonight, let’s make this happen.
also TV’s wankette yr weather post is LOL today
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ OTM I LOL’ed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:D
“This girl’s fit for a strait-jacket. I mean she’s fucked three ways to the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! You wanna know what the kicker is, father? Maybe I’M a little fucking crazy. That’s right, maybe Jeremy’s a little nuts. Maybe there’s something about me that I’m a little cukoo. I know it’s a surprise, I know it’s not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win! ”
this is best monologue ever in a movie
what is that dialogue from?
The Seventh Seal
cats playing baseball
i don’t believe either of you. hey where is everyone else???
They died
Tom actually died, I witnessed this in the morning, that is why he didn’t go to work.
HAY DUDES THREE THINGS:
1) MW CHECK YR VOICEMAIL
2) I FORGOT MY ORIGINAL NUMBER TWO BUT LET ME JUST SAY I’M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKTARDED LIKE THE REST OF THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE
3) I NEED TO DRINK MORE AT LUNCH, IT MAKES THE DAY AWESOME
HAHAHAHAH AWESOMES THANK YOU ZR I LIKE THE FALSETTO
also RIP Tombot
;_1
why finger
it is pointing up to the sky, as if to say, “this one’s for you, tombot, i hope there’s adobe illustrator in heaven”
little known fact, alex hates all of us
jesus christ laurel “crisis after crisis” why didn’t anyone tell me WHY DIDN’T THEY TELL ME?
you know, i just might walk around the office shoeless for the rest of the day
you should def drink at lunch more
bring that energy, zr
there goes shoeless zr, the greatest bassballer who ever lived
dude i had TWO TWO TWO pomegranate margaritas
and listening to NICO
greatest CAT bassballer
xpost: uh oh where did you guys eat lunch? Chi Chi’s?
CALIFORNIA PIZZA BITCHIN
ANYTHING GOES THERE. ANYTHING.
wtf ring a ding ding ladies.
ughhhhhhhhhh lol “anything goes there”
hahaha it was a comedy lunch
YES AND THWE MORNING HAS ME LOOKING IN YR EYES AND SEEEEEING MIIIIIIIIIINE
WARNING ME
TO READ THE SIGNS
MORE CAREFULLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
pete you need some rock, turn off that sensitive jackson brown fraulein stuff
oh plus my mom called me while i was at CPK, so im now gonna call her back
also two margaritas during lunch is wuss central, you need at least four next time.
xp—i am the cross-yr-heart bra supporting this plan’s hot rack
hey pete you should rock some Dan Fogelberg
pete you should rock some DanJohn Fogelbergrty
WARNING SIGN WARNING SIGN
I SEE IT BUT I PAY IT NO MIND
HEAR MY VOICE! HEAR MY VOICE!
IT’S SAYING SOMETHING AND I HOPE YOU’RE CONCENTRATING
PUT ME IN COACH! I’M READY TO PLAY...TODAY!!
ally otm i had a whole bottle of gin with my lunch
jesus i am drinking so much gin @ friday happy hour
pomegranate margarita??? WTF??
how does the ILXDC indie contingent rank a Captain Americana fite: Springsteen vs. Petty vs. Mellencamp?
one time I went to lunch with a bunch of coworkers and we drank so much that we racked up a pretty tremendous and terrifying bill at the Italian restaurant we went to and then while “toasting” each other someone “screwed up” and shattered multiple wine glasses and so we RAN but then there was an HR “intervention” the next day regarding people sleeping on the sofas in the lounge and vomiting in the office ;_;
