YES the scene in the bar where drunks all gang up on Jimmy Stewart and then get all crazy is hilarious. I will say that.

But dude, the angel’s name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart’s DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Elf did not really suck the bag, it was pretty funny, especially when he leaps all over James Caan’s desk and answers the phone, “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” And you just know Caan is like “Goddamnit I was in the Godfather.”

It’s really not even about 1/5 as good as Harvey, is the other thing.

But dude, the angel’s name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart’s DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Oh, yeah. Like I’ve said, I’ve only seen it two-three times. It’s still way better than Elf. What’s even more ridiculous than IAWL is Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. That shit is crazy.

I need to see Harvey.

The main problem with MSGTW is that I have no fucking idea what the hell Jimmy Stewart is trying to accomplish vis a vis his law. I’m glad he fights those awful people and is trying to do something but I have no idea what exactly he is trying to do.

That movie is not as good as Harvey, either.

Harvey rules everything, it is about Jimmy Stewart and basically everyone else in the world being constantly drunk, but most drunks are really mean whereas Jimmy Stewart is loveable and imaginative while drunk.

I think the point w/ MSGTW and the boys camp is that Jimmy is such a naive rube doofus that’s the only kind of legislation he can think of and only a person like that is up to the task of taking on the MACHINE

DAS MATRIX would have been a LOT better in every way if you replaced Neo with Mr. Smith.

Then it would all be MR SMITH vs. AGENT SMITH and JIMMY STEWART IS PUNCHIGN YOU IN THE FACE would be in incredible cgi slow-motion

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

OTM

DAS MATRIX would have been better in every way if Keanu Reeves and Nona Gaye had switched parts.

And if Jimmy Stewart played Morphius.

AaAaaacckkkkdiulh!!!

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha brian you just broke me in the brain parts.

ok still laughing a lot

Lol ReBIRTH OS 9

thefuckdoihavetobeherefor.jpg

catpunchingabearintheface.jpg

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES MAKE IT HAPPEN

(viewer is bear)

awwww cuetest

DC roll call! Just Ally, MW, me in office today?

I am here but I am quite busy, I am taking a mini-breather and checking in on you all. But I think we are loners today ;_;

Dudes I have been here (work) since 7 a.m.

sad face for KLG ;_____________;

I’m around but I’m at home. Sis is sleeping and mom’s baking cookies; it’s like a regular Norman Rockwell scene. Let me know of any opportunities to escape Xmas cheer.

Also, put a January David Bowie dance party on your calendars.

KLG u r the champion of xmas

naw i’m here, i’m just getting my grande year-end piece together.

oh my god remember last christmas when I was in the office every fucking day?

I’m not really sure about you people not just quitting your jobs on the spot if asked to work on Christmas.

Hi, everyone! What’s been going on?

dude how was your business trip, did you close on any of the biggies?

Stephen I’ll have you know that I inquired as to your whereabouts both on this thread AND on the “fyi I miss ppls” thread!

where is mookie, by the way?

I saw that! Aw, you crazy kids.

Welcome back,

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,

To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,

But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)

Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve hot him on the spot, welcome back,

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

hey has anyone been to the christmas market on F St? I’m thinking of going during lunch but I’m concerned it’s going to be horrifyingly lame.

It looked a little lame when I went past it but I didn’t really go through it much, I had a lot of bags already and didn’t feel the urge to navigate people.

I dibs Epstein.

Hi. Sarah and I will be in town from tomorrow (Sat) until Fri. the 29th. We are thinking of going to see Black Lips at the Black Cat on THurs. the 28th.

that would be a good decision, as i will probably be there. FAKE SOLIDARITY DUDES.

Mr. Que OTM

Nick, do you still have my number? We should all get together, maybe I also can do the Black Cat thing.

I AM ABOUT TO DRINK MANY MARTINIS WITH MY MANAGER

I have a number for you, with a 347 area code, but I don’t know if it’s right. You, or anyone else, can email me at naamme at yahoo dot com. I will be ready to hang out near the end of the week.

^^^^^^^^ this # is correct for my number

I am about to listen what is probably 83 voice mail messages, sans martinis ;_;

StephX: where have you been?

N & S: I want to hang but will prolly be escaping to ny at that time.

it snowed yesterday! xmas miracle! also, i got really really drunk and now my head hurts!

I actually just took this long to figure out the nu-registration thing. I’ll be in Mexico next week and probably Internetless, but come January I’ll be around so much you’ll be sick of me.

hm should i take my friend’s advice and just say fuck christmas and instead head up to atlantic city? my parents would probably be pretty pissed off at me but that’ll probably fade when i come back $$$$RICH$$$$

I don’t know, bro: I mean, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night from what I hear. His house, too.

*slow applause*

Nothing says Christmas like a pai gow dealer in a Santa hat.

lol these cats are so hating their lives

guys “out of the cradle” by lindsey buckingham is pretty awesome!

i need to get the hell out of here.

MARTINIS = MANNA FROM GOD

is anyone still at work ;_;

must...finish...article...then can leave

yes, but i’m reeling like a punch-drunk fighter. i literally staggered out of my seat and had to catch myself on the window sill when i just got up out of my chair.

still at work, I think everyone’s just sitting here waiting for the office to be closed...

so my contract is totally in the shitter guys! our fucking golden boy manager literally gave two people their pink slips THIS WEEK! without the government even authorizing him to start firing people yet, so he got more than an earful from the govt AND from everybody on the night shift he made sit in for his “all-hands” this morning. Fuck that guy! Fuck all of us!

seriously fuck my boss’ boss and his boss and everybody else upstairs

i’m here b/c my boss is gone, i think we’ll be released soon let’s hope.

oh god, that is way fucked up

I am still at work. Needing to actually perform work before I go home.

uh...anyone wanna get a beer?

That is totally fucking unreasonable.

Are you sure you won’t move to Boston?

(Not getting a beer, that is meet and right so to do.)

beer beer beer beer beer

I would get a beer! I should be done here by 5.

dar1a otm

I didn’t have anything to contribute until this point but I thought it needed to be said

LOL

i guess someone buzz me if you guys decide to meet up and let me know where when?

i will be done by 5–5:30 or so and will be hungry and thirsty at that time.

I say “buzz me” as if I will actually go and finish up my errands in this fucking weather.

ok i’m just gonna suggest the same as usual that way everyone is on the same page. just in case.

Yeah ok big hunt at 5:00–5:30ish then?

seconded

i’m there dude

hooray beer!Q@

yes beerzorz

I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT

in reality, i will be getting drunk with my aunts

DC save me from the blue monday beatbox interlude. Ed

;_;—waaaaaah!

I have this sudden urge to get high with the Virgin Mary.

can she cure hangovers?

No but she does have huge nipples.

There’s a images that’s going to stick.

Proven by science: Muppets cure hangovers.

as do the 1996 Green Bay Packers

I will remember that.

What cures bruised feet? (and the stigmata like bruise on my hand which has actually come up purple, which is very unusual with me)