ice. elevation.
I spit down the shaft in the center of the stairwell from the 9th floor and never heard it land, guys
gross
my day starts when your head hits the pillow
gotta get my shot of double cafe amaretto
kiss my boo goodnight, and then I’m out the door
my dream last night, my only friend on the metro
clock in, let the night begin
let’s see what the city dragged in
a gangster, a hustler, a bum with some crack
last week, dude on weed, on too much smack
on the nightshift, I go up the escalator
on the nightshift, I go down the elevator
cause I’m the only one that’s here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite
my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it’s up to me, so I will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that test,
the best damned security in the northwest.
on the nightshift
(one more day, let’s get away)
call up the cops because I’m one of them
i’ll be, i guess not, i’m just makin fun of them
wanted to be a 5–0 like my brother, but I failed the piss test
now i’m a disgrace to my mother
and pleasure in the job, and perfection in the work
then why’s my uniform a second-hand t-shirt?
but hope floats, and that’s how it goes
my 401k plan� yo, it blows!
on the nightshift, i go up the escalator
on the nightshift, one more time down the elevator
i’m the only one that’s here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite
my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it’s up to me, so i will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that boast
the best damned security on the west coast.
on the nightshift
(one more day, let’s get away, what’s it gonna take?)
(trust your heart, it’s not gonna break)
(love’s gonna take us outta here)
that was fresh.
my whole crew is fresh.
you know what you could do to help me out?
i want everybody put your hands in the air.
(one more day, let’s get away, what’s it gonna take?)
i’ve worked a lot of places
all over this world.
but this, the northwest
this is definitely where it’s at
so baby, you know i’m comin home in about ten minutes, right?
with a little thing i like, goodnight.
hi deres it is me your midwestern friend, i has not checked this thread for a long times b/coz it takes 17.65 mins. to load but now i see it and roffles muchaly
tom sorry about yr job, teenquiet sorry bout yr ribs, everyone i like you have a great time 4evah and eva
well that’s very nice that the cat was able to get a wii yet no one on ilx was able to pull that stunt off.
hey buddies christmas eve woo! will call u ally once im back in townski.
i have to go make zuppa di pesce soon. i mean i could wait but i am boooooooooooooooored so i will make now, maybe.
you could join gareth and I discussing hair length merits on AIM
so bored
done with post-shift nap recovery and applied massive amounts of burt’s bees to hands. did not really think bone-dry hands would be an effect of working overnight, unpleasant surprise to go along with extra greasy hair. Merry Christmas everyone! I have to eat zuppa di pesce soon.
ohhhhhh xmaspaws ;_;
i love ya bro
thx duder, means a lot.
Merry Christmas DC
jesus christ
OTM
Bugger jesus, this is about humanity.
HAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY GOT A WII FOR XMAS
(NOTE: Where I write “WII” you should read “TUXEDO WITH SHIRT/TIE/VEST/SUSPENDERS”)
Does it make you go...?
Zack when I get home from work tomorrow I need you help to kill some video game lego stormtroopers. or watch kiera knightley shoot saxons in the face with arrows. Whichever, you know.
why hello workplace, good to see no one is here today and there are no incoming calls or e-mails whatsoever.
Why, hello hotel room with stolen broadband singal, good to see work can go fuck a hat for the rest of the year.
you are lucky. I am listening to my iPod at least. and mystery chocolates appeared.
It is wicked quiet here. I think I’ll leave after filling out my timesheet for last week.
guys someone’s got to get completely shitfaced with me tomorrow night. unless i get sick, which is pretty much what’s going down right now.
what is tomorrow night?
Where at? I am pretty much always game, as long as the game is drinking.
Are we all in for smoking ban madness the night of Monday Jan 1st at the Black Cat red room?
i am coming back to dc tomorrow eve
im in, alex. maybe after band practice?
dudes, bistrot du coin was awesome last night, as was steadily drinking christmas away and spreading the gospel of BLOOD DIAMONDS
There is absolutely nothing happening here, and I plan to ditch as soon as somebody else comes in to relieve us for the 2nd shift, in the meanwhile I am spreading the gospel of ME, QUALIFIED CANDIDATE
I am spreading the gospel of considering going to emergency to get still bleeding finger fixed
sing everybody deutsche deutsche
vaya con dios, amigos
ok i’m gonna listen to this song 7 times in a row.
it’s still bleeding? Jesus babe maybe you should go to ER after all. You have your new PPO card right?
NO I DUNNO WHAT AN EMAIL IS HELP ME OUT GUYS
Yeah but I dunno what they will do about it.
give you drugs? paint it orange? Stitches seems like an option, but is that really preferable?
WTF kind of drugs would this warrant.
Leeches.
That’ll teach me to use that bread knife again.
so I’m reading ESPN pg 2 right now and have discovered that Mark Cuban apparently said at some point, that Phil Jackson must be now considered his “bucket boy”. WTF does that mean??? Cue seal picture.
similar but not exactly.
Did you all have a good day yesterday?
oh yes it was ok. We had delicious frenchies dinner tho the waitress did refer to our wine as “Beajoulais Nuevo”
Hello, I made it through the wilderness but one of our neighbors wants to prolong the pain by having us over for dinner tonight damn you Christmas.
The famous french mexicans.
I believe I drank too much, my dad and I managed a whole bottle of armagnac between us. Goose was not a hit with my sister but the rest of us liked it. I might have talked myself into doing Xmas dinner next year.
I got a recipe for mushroom soup from a coworker. Good a present as any.
Mary, at least it is free dinner.
To: Pete
Re: Your question last night about Jennifer Connelly
She is on the cover of MARIE CLAIRE.
LOLLLLLLLZ
She’s got EXPRESSIVE EYEBROWS!!!
Constant pressure stops bleeding. Yes that means no peeking at it to see how it’s doing.
I’m not peeking, it is bleeding through bandage which is how I know it is still bleeding :\
Hey everyone, I don’t understand this:
probably ask tom, your husband, who seems to understand and have considered everything SW-related
if you eat corn flakes, you can grow back your legs and hair, but you will still be an asshole.
space lava got nothin’ on the power of corn flakes, while corn flakes got nothin on the dark side, you see.
and in fact it would appear from what happened to mr. christiansen that in fact the dark side cannot protect you from space lava! So it’s like paper rock scissors.
yeah see what i mean
Wait, wtf are you talking about with the space lava? Is this about that Ice Age movie again?
I almost cried at the end of that movie, when Ray Romano elephant almost got killed by the caveman but then caveman realized Ray Romano elephant was SAVING CAVEMAN BABY WTF?? and then they were friends, briefly, and then Dennis Leary the Tiger showed up and WASN’T EVEN DEAD ANYMORE!!! I still have no idea WTF was going on in the movie, but it made me tear up. Hormonal imbalance???
no no COME ON don’t you know that falling into the lava while fighting with Obi-Wan on the Ultimate Hell Planet is how come Anakin got so totally fucked up he had to have a rebreather installed to replace his black, loveless heart? Well and he was already missing a forearm and Kenobi chopped his legs off at the knees but mostly the lava is what really fucked him up.
Why would I know that, I didn’t waste my time watching that stupid movie.
Seriously I think whatever the combination of events is at the end of Ice Age it is like right up there with Iron Giant for completely fucking with people’s emotions despite all rationality being against it
If George Lucas made Ice Age somebody would have gotten maimed, is all I’m saying
OH DEAR WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??? AND HIS GOOD FRIEND JAR JAR BINKS AND SAMUEL ADAMS??? MAYBE RENTON WILL COME AND TELL ME. NEVER MIND, I DON’T CARE!!!
xpost yeah I know, that fuckin movie!!! I mean, seriously I really had made a pact with myself to never care about what happens to Dennis Leary yet there I am, crying over Dennis Leary as a tiger.
Heh—all dinners are free when you are squirelly freeloader.
oh squirrelly freeloader i love you
If Jar Jar Binks made beer people would probably think his name was acceptable, like Oranjeboom, or Spaten Optimator. Has anybody made a sci-fi comedy where a robot character was named OE-800? I’m patenting that.
Spaten Optimator is clearly an acceptable name no matter who or what it is attached to.
That is a fact, I should have stuck with belgian brews, in which I still feel that Jar-Jar Binks would pass with little notice
guitar wolf at top volume: possibly not appropriate for workplace???
Who wants to drive to Arlington, pick me up, buy me drinks, and drive me home?
oh dear, aren’t you near a metro?
I think maybe I can take the bus to Ballston. ? I wasn’t being entirely serious though, I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow to work over the internets.
therell be drinking after face accidents practice on wed though, nick—also black lips?
bros if you could take how i felt on xmas eve and 100% flip and reverse it that is how i feel to not be at work today
I would sell kidneys to not be at work today, this is so horrible.
zack seriously these lego stormtroopers are givin me so much trouble
i will totally assist. this is tomorrow—aka ELECTROJAM—right?
uh maybe if you got off the f’ing computer occasionally and fought the legos they’d not be so troublesome ;_1
ugh god this place sucks
I just invented jalapeno-stuffed green olives and pepperoncinis and marinated artichokes tapenade
TOWERBOT WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
1. Projector came. It’s installed. I am never leaving the house again.
2. West Elm daybed & pillows ordered for maximum lounging.
3. Does market downstairs deliver chips & beer? Must check into this.
peapod will deliver you chips, but in Washington DC they will not deliver you alcohol ;_;
Tho, if you never leave your house again, you will be home to accept and sign for packages that need an adult signature, so you can sign up for a wine/beer of the week club...
dudes i totally fulfilled my only new year’s resolution for 2006!!
Damn, Image did not work
guys im so sleepy and hungry and happy!
