OK there are several branches of UMass.
In fact you will find there are outposts in Amherst, Boston, Lowell, and Dartmouth.
SO SUCK IT, FUCK YEAH
Ha! The power of the internet! FOUR THUMBS UP! RIGHT BACK ATCHA
Then Tuesday and Wednesday I will be THE ONLY PERSON HERE AT ALL.
PIZZA PARTY
north darmouth actually. when i was in college it was known as Southeastern Massachusetts University. and um-l was merely University of Lowell. The Chiefs was the school nickname, now it’s something stupid like the River Hawks.
i used to buy herb at fox tower on the u-lowell campus from the time i was 16 until about 24.
MW: Not the power of the internet, I’m UMass’s sales representative, I have to know which school is what. Otto OTM about name changes but that is before my time as their sales person so they can kiss my ass with that.
PIZZA PARTY with who??? ;_;
i’m so confused.
i think ZR has some time off, and he can bring drugs
i will totally facilitate druggy pizza party!
dudes there will be other people in the BUILDING, just not in my department, I didn’t mean I would be the only person in the entirety of 1200 New York Ave, all 12 floors of it. So, depending on the drugs and the amount they would smell, might not work out. :(
pills don’t smell
pizza masks the smell of drugs
oh man imma jumbo slice on the way home AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
now that is a definite lie, Pete.
jumbo slice feels like hot death
i get back at 4 or something on wednesday. just save me one slice and one vicodin.
NOT A JUMBO SLICE THO DO NOT WANT
you people are so foolish re:j-slice
Jumbo slice is pretty much vile, dude. I mean that is serious “I am so drunk that I’d eat vomit off the pavement if dared” territory.
crazy baldheads been eatin in babylon too long—i and i need jumbo
“j-slice” sounds like edgy kosher pizza
Ally doesn’t understand Vace so what does she know about pizza?
“j-slice” sounds like edgy kosher pizza
or a hip-hop mohel.
dear 16-year-old stepsister in next room listening to daniel johnston — TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN
or a jewish porn site yes yes the point is all of these things are INCREDIBLE
dear 16-year-old stepsister in next room listening to daniel johnston — TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN
— a_p (a|e...), December 20th, 2006.
Yeah that is a little young for DJ, he might corrupt her. Make her a mix dude, ser her straight!
set
pizza party topping options:
mushrooms
anchovies
red onions
vicodin
morphine
roma tomatoes
codeine
Vace is pretty much weird and you admitted so yourself.
dudes tomorrow I am finally going to the DMV to renew my driver’s license. which expires tomorrow. now where the FUCKING FUCK is my a) passport and/or b) birth certificate?
Q, you’re going to gtown DMV, rite? It is superior.
Yeah, that’s where I’m headed if I can find acceptable proof of my identity, which apparently does not include my valid MD driver’s license. I guess this is how DC gets back at actual states with actual voting rights.
I don’t like wrapping ROUND things.
I like listening to Inanity Over Christmas by MADNESS.
dudes how come Moog Cookbook never did a christmas record?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF
HBKLG!!!!
Happy Birthday, Kate!
33 years of leaning with it.
Thanks for the good wishes, bros!
I am now off to DMV—have miraculously located both passport and birth certificate!
That cupcake kitten = the epitome of all that is good in life.
Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BRTHDAY! When does party drinks happen?
Happy Birthday have a picture of a beer on me
ah fuck
way to ruin her birthday, dude.
what the hell is this
A question for you all:
Is there a site or other resource that rates US grad schools and courses?
Ed: US News and World Report
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/grad/rankings/rankindex_brief.php
Not all of the content is free.
But just ask us: we know everything about acdemic institutions, obviously.
Happy BDAY KLG!@#$!!!!!
I am on vacation starting today and will have a 90 minute massage at 2:30.
Is there a site or other resource that tells you which jobs aren’t the moral equivalent of scooping old mens’ ass blow off the floor with your bare hands
TOMBOT please never ever ever ever ever stop posting.
guys I think I found a purpose for my old turquoise OS 9 iBook
I did not realize they made it FREE
kate, happy birthday!!
OTM
NO. SCREW BOTH OF YOU. IF YOU KILLED YRSELVES I’D DIG UP YR CORPSES AND RE KILL YOUSE There is plenty to live for: beer, for one.
Also: I want snow.
it is fucking RAINING here what is this SHIT
MW you drink like one (1) beer, always. I don’t even really LIKE 99% of beer that much and drink more beer than you do.
Someone’s wearing her grumpypants!
Let’s count all the movie trailer clichés.
can we sll go on this thread and troll the hell out of it please
MW you’d be grumpy too.
man i don’t know if it’s just drug-induced clarity or what but ilx is full of some really goddamn dumb people
xpost. I’m game for trolling. I’m pretty much an asshole.
I’m sorry Allyzay, I totally feel you. I was grumpypants until Tuesday this week.
ZR I was asking Tom a similar question about two very specific ILXors that never really stuck out as more than like “eye roll worthy” at worst on “old” ILX that are now like the most hellaciously annoying people, like people I would gladly punch in the face, on the new server. He pointed out that there’s a much lower signal-to-noise ratio right now because the number of people posting has been reduced due to the switch, so these people stand out more. I’m not sure if he’s correct or not.
yeah that’s definitely possible—i mean i don’t really wanna get engaged in a noize-stylee complainathon here but seriously now, what fantasy universe are these people living in where they are not boring, annoying, unfunny fucks?
roffle
dude mark the ribs hurt when i laugh don’t do that again ok?
dudes Ed lives in Great Britain and is a Great Man.
No offense to Ed, and I was just making a lame generalization.
You could’ve just posted a picture of Scottish people.
lolz
I wish I truly did live in a world where face-punching was an acceptable answer to a person being extremely obnoxious. There would be a lot of face-punching in my world today.
blue dots = acceptable people
red dots = everyone on the “what is a troll really I mean really what is a troll people you know?” thread
what you guys did to the movie trailers thread is honorable and i only wish i was clever enough to join in.
What is up with that weird map? Where the hell is ‘Leed’?
I feel a deep sense of national shame.
That makes you even more like us.
I must admit that I’ve not been keeping up with any threads other than this one and, ur, the mascara thread. So I’m kind of in the dark here, but obv. Ed is the awesomest britishes and a true bro, so clearly he is, in fact, exempted from all britishes-bashing. See also: Tim H.
It is a sense deepening, there are lawyers and secrataries in my pub singing along to the piano.
Ed you need to move to DC. DC needs you!
singing along to a piano??? What kind of pub are you at?
MERRY CHRISTMAS BEDFORD FALLS!!!!!!!! I GOTSA ALL YOUR MONEYS!!!!!
if he never lived, Donna Reed would become nearsighted ;_;
and a librarian ;_;
don’t forget Zoo Zoo’s Petals. And drunken banker monkey uncle dude.
KLG hates that movie, what a bummerz. ;_____;
That movie is, in fact, FUCKING UNWATCHABLE. MW tried to make me watch it the other night but I yelled.
Dude I kind of think it sucks too. I’m going to try to give it another chance this year, one last chance for the gipper but goddamnit I mean WHY would Donna Reed lose her eyesight? Also: the ENTIRE TOWN of Bedford Falls apparently entirely relies on a broke working dude? Get one infrastructure, people!
Also I think his brother is kind of a douchebag, with that richest man in the world nonsense, you know he’s just being sarcastic. It’s like everyone knows you are broke Jimmy Stewart, even your asshole brother who has probably banged every chick in Italy’s ports by now.
Another thing is that Zoo Zoo is an incredibly stupid name.
It’s supposed to be heart warming, which it is at times. I totally agree that the majority of the premise is ridiculous, but the scene where he goes in the bar and everyone is mean is awesome.
It’s not unwatchable as some have stated, but I’ve only seen it three times so I’m not that sick of it yet.
I did make KLG watch Elf, which sucked the bag.
Agree on the dumb name for the angel, and the brother fucking everyone in Europe.