lol @ pupusae
today blows even more than yesterday wtf
why it so cold in office?
yeah zack is totes fine—they did xrays, and no breaks! apparently his doctor was a classy little number named sar!ta gup+a, with whom he now in love.
^^
is
oh good. in other doc news i think house needs a gun, he’s always breaking into houses looking 4 evidence. maybe a poison blowdart gun for his cane.
^^^^ZR’s doc???
uh
so guys I think I have to work saturday night, for twelve hours.
other options: friday night, christmas day, walk out of job and fuck somebody else over, jump in front of public transit
NO
oh and jump in front of bustrain is also inclusive of fuck over somebody else result
Mr. Que that is helpful repsones
you will not be jumping in front of a train, is all I’m sayin tombots.
Ally your cookies have been the highlight of my day! Esp. the ones with maybe a little cayenne? And a little orange? Those are particularly awesomely awesome.
I THOUGHT WE WERE OUT OF ALLYS COOKIES THE BAG WAS EMPTY WHEN I ATE THE LAST THREE LAST NIGHT, MS. COOKIE USURPER, YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING COOKIES IN THE TOILET TANK ALONG WITH YOUR BOTTLE OF RYE, OBVS.
Good thing people around these parts/in the office keep sending us cookies and chocolate. . .including, ew, Britishes Ginger Biscuits. Nasty!
I need a bottle of rye for Christmas.
other options: friday night, christmas day, walk out of job and fuck somebody else over, jump in front of public transit
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 19th, 2006. (trm)
dude if you kill yrself, and i have to go through the embarrassment of changing our BdC reservation from four to three, ill be sooo mad at you.
i’ve had the best luck with hott docs lately. the lovely ms. gupta had me at “and are you allergic to muscle relaxers? how about morphine?”
I’m just completely fucking boggled that they’re making us work christmas this year, that apparently no satisfactory arguments were made against it. Maybe I’ll come in for my shift, lock up the room, turn on the door alarm and then leave.
+ get everybody’s phone numbers who have shifts the rest of the holiday off the recall roster and let them know not to bother
That sucks. I had to pull 12 hour nightshifts on 23,24,25 and 26 Dec when I first started my job. I feel your pain. It fucks you up for days after.
THIS JUST IN—this record:
is awesome
Dear Tuesday,
Please be over.
You mean like 100% of Tuesday or the part where you have to be at the office, because I’m not sure if I should agree with you or not
I meant the office part, but I think I’d be OK with trading the rest of it away in order to lose the next couple hours.
i know that nobody really cares about this, but the pedal i just bought (death by audio’s interstellar overdriver supreme) is kind of the best thing that’s ever happened to me. two overdrives (both of which sound AMAZINGLY GOOD), a fuzz, an octave fuzz (also sounds AMAZINGLY GOOD), a thin drive (think early JAMC), a bass drive (think the opposite of early JAMC) and a tremolo. i cannot wait to use this thing at our super hott show in january (details forthcoming—we’re waiting on a “booking agent” to confirm everything).
don’t you mean “i cannot wait to run tom’s old synth crap through this thing”
Is the January show Fenty’s inaugural ball? HOTT!
i can’t believe the FA’s are supporting Fenty! Nice job, bros!
*what will I wear to the ball????*
xxp—yeah ok so when are we actually gonna have our noize throwdown?
mark, one word: TAFETTA
and a Flipper t-shirt
tafetta flipper t-shirt = winner of the universe
zach how about you come over to the Hoover saturday night and bring all the crap in the back of the SUV, I can get you a parking pass and a visitor badge, we’ll put TRON on the video wall and tell my shiftmate to stay in the server room
and thanks for putting the worst queen song ever in my head
awesomest food & beverages that got brought last week:
1. glass of an Argentinian Bonarda at Vidalia’s wine happy hour last night (20 wines under $7 before 7pm, plus the free wine tastings...)
2. best anchovies in all of history at Bar Pilar
3. chicken samosas at new Naan & Beyond (3 nights—2 delicious, 1 okay)
4. Alberto’s pizza delivered for a staff lunch
5. pad gra prao gai ordered “Thai hot” at Regent Thai
6. quattro formaggi pizza at Sette—the past two times I’ve been there they have been ON
7. Allagash 11th anniversary ale
zach how about you come over to the Hoover saturday night and bring all the crap in the back of the SUV, I can get you a parking pass and a visitor badge, we’ll put TRON on the video wall and tell my shiftmate to stay in the server room
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 20th, 2006. (trm)
UH IMVE JUST CANCELLED MY PLANS FOR SATURDAY!
The cat only has ten toes...?
I was wondering about that.
I just shoplifted Christmas cards at the UPS store because I was mad at how much they charged to ship a tiny package. Good/bad?
That straddles the “bad”/“who cares?” line, I think. Fuck a UPS.
felonious?
no UPS and FedEx are asking for it all year long
I’m just kidding, BTW
Can’t be any worse than the number of FedEx envelopes and boxes I misuse during the year.
ew
Naybe ‘misappropriate’ would be a better term than ‘misuse’.
note to Dan: misappropriate =/ inappropriate
Oh, and fuck UPS for telling me it would cost $80 to send a package to Germany in a week when FedEx did it in two days for $30.
set decoder rings so Naybe = Maybe
The cards had a picture of Rudolph with a red glitter nose, if that helps.
it does not, FELON.
Well, I also needed the cards to give to coworkers who are leaving for holiday today.
Tell it to the JUDGE. Save it for your PRE TRIAL HEARING
Whatever, dude, last time I give you christmas cookies.
Where did you steal the cookies from?
i gotted no special christmas cookies ;_;
i liked the xmas cookies that i eated that were given to KLG from Allyzay on Sunday Sunday Sunday during football.
ZR I will give you cookies but I haven’t seen you.
^^^^ EMO VERSION
I didn’t even eat them, they are around ;_;
i have had way too many cookies/candy this week @ work.
yeah I’m getting kind of fat
i’m already there. i’m fatty fat fatman.
yeah I can’t even tell the difference between you and this dude to be honest
i’m not purple, for starters.
Also, orginally Grimace had four arms, and I’ve always only had two arms.
Bullshit, I’ve heard different.
From who?
Some MIT dude.
Yeah that’s plausible. You’ve hung out with Hampshire folk, what makes you think I believe you hang out with MIT dudes, too?
Dan Perry went to Harvard. That is basically next door neighbors to MIT. Where’s your god now, MW?
Geeta went to MIT.
O. T. M. But I don’t think he knows Geeta?? ;_;
xpost Poking it’s CUTE WITTLE head out of the sky?
Who is Greeta?
Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it’s Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I’m pretty sure it is MIT.
OK I just double checked on MIT’s people directory, which I actually had up for work-related reasons earlier, and I was right, he goes to MIT.
Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it’s Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I’m pretty sure it is MIT.
Yeah, you know what? Your poor friend Michael hates you because you don’t know where hegoes to college. He’s writing a MySpace blog on you RIGHT NOW. I mean, some of those colleges aren’t even in BOSTON.
He doesn’t even care, and plus he thinks you have 4 arms so why you defending him.
okay, that’s great. I’m still fat, Grimace has two arms instead of four. Four arms bad, two arms good.
He doesn’t think I have four arms but he totally hates you b/c of the whole Boston-Amherst thing
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO GEETA IS, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT MICHAEL DOESN’T THINK YOU HAVE FOUR ARMS?? I’ve driven between Boston and Amherst in like 1.5 hours so they aren’t as far away as you are making them out to be. MT. HOLYOKE IS A GIRL’S SCHOOL!
BUT THE SMITH GIRLS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TYO WATCH OUT 4
I didn’t really debate that point.
Also, Mt. Holyoke accepts guys, i.e. Blue Jacket next to Gray Sweater:
DID U KNOW: percocet + muscle relaxers = completely incoherent workday
ok that isn’t a guy
ZR has turned into Brett Favre
“owww cute doc my ribbies hurt from getting bruised from powning everyone at trivia, can i have some druggies?”
AMIRITE?
IT IS A GUY
none of those schools are in boston. two are in cambridge, one’s in amherst and the other is in so. hadley.
dude my friend laura went to MIT. she can totally back ally up.
I wasn’t going to point that out, I’m sure MW believes that Williamsburg is in Manhattan.
xpost, see???!
MW the person in the blue jacket next to the girl in the grey sweater has longish hair, and a ponytail atop her head. Not to mention those jeans are kind of weird for a dude. Sorry, but that is a female.
lol at 4arms
dude my friend laura went to MIT. she can totally back ally up.
— a_p (a|e...), December 20th, 2006.
OH THANKS CAPT SAVE A BRO.
I wasn’t going to point that out, I’m sure MW believes that Williamsburg is in Manhattan.
xpost, see???!
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 20th, 2006.
WILLIAMSBURGH IS IN OLE VIRGINNY DUHS
so I have found out that basically for tomorrow and Friday I will be one (1) or two (2) people in my office. And, in all honesty, though the other person is very nice he counts as about 1/3 to maybe 1/2 of a person in terms of “help offered and capable of performing.” Then Tuesday and Wednesday I will be THE ONLY PERSON HERE AT ALL.
xpost I should go do that for a living, in Colonial Williamsburg.
that first “or” is supposed to be “of” if you can’t figure that out, I am so worn down that I cannot tell the difference anymore. *tiny violin plays*
o god do not GIS “four arms” argh
also I would like to point out that I know that U Mass is in Amherst, so all y’all can suck me SUCK ME AND SUCK MY FOUR THUMBS