I almost missed it but then Pete called me from stage and I could hear someone noodling on guitar and he was all WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY and I was all KLG JUST GOT HOME and then I got in the car and was there in like 25 minutes.

OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS DAVE IT WAS NOT LIKE I COULD SEE SAID NOODLER.

haha it’s ok i was totally noodling

Has everyone seen that Noodling documentary, “Okie Noodling” I hope? If not y’all need to.

yeah zack you like the grateful dead and the meat puppets (AND TELEVISION FOR ALLDAR1A”S OUT THERE WHO HATE HIPPIES)—why would you care if you noodle? its like DUH one of the finest aesthetics out there

OWN IT

seriously is there anybody here that does not hate, hate, hate their current job?

1. Pete?

2. Mary?

I guess if you post here all day that’s a pretty good sign that no.

dude the meat puppets pretty much suck. i used to know a dude who wore this meat puppets t-shirt just about every other day, it was bizarre. my mom liked his shirt, but didn’t actually know anything about what it meant. i hope she found out one day, and was disappointed.

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dude the meat puppets pretty much suck.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand youre retarded

i love my job

They keep taking work away from me and they’re centralizing everything, taskwise, and my boss keeps freaking out and taking tasks away but says I’m doing a good job, meanwhile I have less and less work to do, is perhaps the reason, one of them that I can’t seem to shut it.

i also love you guys though, which is why i post all the time

But I like my job okay. Yeah I love you all very much.

“All the warnings from the punk rock 101 courses over the years since my first introduction to the shall we say, ethics involved with independence and embracement of your community, it’s proven to be very true.”

what the fuck was that, a dave eggers sentence?

They keep taking work away from me and they’re centralizing everything, taskwise, and my boss keeps freaking out and taking tasks away but says I’m doing a good job, meanwhile I have less and less work to do, is perhaps the reason, one of them

WHY DON’T YOU MAKE THAT THE TITLE MARK

I’LL PUT IT ON THE COVER TOMBOT DESIGN FOR ME OKAY I’LL BUY U BEERZ

close, tom!

oh that makes me sad now

TOO etc etc

haha no no just sayin, catholics got nothin on punks (even wannabe punks) when it comes to guilt

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“You’re too busy to ever call now, Mr. Big Shot? You can’t pick up a phone and say hello once in a while?”

Hank looks good w/a beard

jesus christ that looks so much like this one pic of me and christian, except with fewer shirts

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that is pretty weird. you’re even looking down at your hand!

i know—same hair/brow on me and h, same position and similar facial exp on c/i

I don’t hate my job, but I’m sure when the day come when I must work 40 hours a week like other fully functioning members of society, I will become plenty hateful. Meanwhile, I’m finished with the semester on Monday so ready to do fun-filled Christmas things like ice skating, carolling, and drinking hot toddies.

Yes! I love picaresques!

picaresques > boobies > pizza

Also Birth of Venus=classic.

it is hard to find decent images of pizzas and boobies on the internet, that you would put on the cover of a book that your friend would write.

it is also hard to create the proper matte finish look with computer progammables

The booby is perfect, bro. Classic yet naked. Just the way I like my boobies.

“jobs@explicitphonesex.com”

yeah, i like how they kind of seem like they’re trying to hide what the job really is, like you could be practicing scenes over the phone with aspiring young actors needing a partner to bounce off of or something, and then psst psst explicitphonesex.com.

OK guys it is kind of adorable that the wikipedia articles for shakespeare’s plays have the Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. above the synopses

by adorable I mean quaint, somewhat absurd, overly precious, not worthy of actual laffs or admiration in any sense

dude yr initial post required no clarification. adorable is as adorable does.

yup

HAY i don’t hate hippies! i like hippie food. i just don’t like the music is all

hmm. mildred pierce + the big sleep at AFI!! two of my favorite movies ever.

Mildred Pierce

MILDRED!!!!!!

MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!?!!!!

MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a very good sy album, i swear

whoa when mildred? i love that one too

dirty boots yeah

i just bought BMR after our conversation last week, dar1a! it rules school

MOTE is awesome

what is MOTE??

it’s a song on GOO.

OIC

Is anyone going to BH HH tonight?

ill go but not for too long

yeah i am there as well

I might be able to stop by but only for a short time

sounds like a CRAZY night at the big hunt

u kno how we do

clockwise: ZR, Pete, KG, me.

sweet i get to be sofia

sweet i’m married to bea arthur

naw dude you got rose!

UH clockwise MW, clockwise.

oh okay great! sorry it’s friday not thinking clearly here.

Wait the way I read “clockwise”:

ZR: Blanche

Pete: the ditzy one

Me: Dorothy

Ally: the really, really old one

???How else could “clockwise” be interpreted if the slutty one (Blanche)is 12 o’clock???

no no clockwise starting from the first person in the picture as being 12 o’clock.

Wait the way I read “clockwise”:
ZR: Blanche
Pete: the ditzy one
Me: Dorothy
Ally: the really, really old one

???How else could “clockwise” be interpreted if the slutty one (Blanche)is 12 o’clock???

YEAH TOTALLY

jesus christ get me out of this fucking office like NOW

ME TOO!

YEAH. MAYBE I WILL MEET YOU GUYS SINCE YOU HAVENT LEFT YET. I DO LIKE CHEESEBURGERS. KLG WILL YOU BUY ME A CHEESEBURGERS

I’m still here too

dr. ben stole a q-tip and then LEFT IT FLOATING IN THE WATER DISH

also COLD!!!!!! SHIT!!!!

Honey I will buy you a cheeseburger but I don’t know when I’m actually going to make it out of here :(

yeah i think imma head home.

NINE O’CLOCK PEE EM FRIDAY NIGHT.

STILL AT WORK.

AND YET, I DO NOT HATE MY JOB.

BUT I MIGHT START.

Yeah so now it is Saturday morning. I did go home to sleep/eat, but guess what?

BACK AT WORK.

UH not cool

Q, are you on some kind of punishing publishing schedule?

Why do people touch my computer screen with their fingers?

what would you prefer they touch it with???

also, q:

;_1

I have to post an agenda containing over 80 separate files on a Web site which I head to work with IT to create from scratch and also I had to learn how to administer said Web and all the security aspects and oh yeah technically I’m responsible for the content of those 80+ files and also physicians can be pretty dumb and need my help with all manner of stuff, such as logging into a secure Web site and downloading files to their hard drives.

aaaaaagh

mary, i soooooooooo understand. even when my coworkers touch their own computer screens, i sort of freak out inside

They try to point out the book or article that they want, but they get so excited that they do not realize where the air ends and where the screen begins.

dudes today I kind of feel as though I could use a master cleanse for bloated addicts.

i don’t remember how i got home.

your boots were made for walkin. you neva felt betta in your life. . . .

hernando was clearly trying to kill me

This one goes out to PS and ZR and any other fans of Sister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeFL3qI-n8

hernando was clearly trying to kill all of us.

yet somehow we are all still alive.

perhaps along with the alcohol, there were special vitamins and herbal supplements within the shots?

how long were you guys there?

ps seriously we left $60 on the table, I told Tom to take back a $20 and he didn’t so some of you owe us one (1) free round of drinks and a couple of wings next time. ;_;

i didn’t pay, i don’t think, so i will buy you a round of drinks and 80 wings.

i have to say: if i ever have a weekend as intensely dense (dig my internal rhyme) as this past one, i might just spontaneously die

bros how did the rest of your night go?

loving that internal rhyme over here, bro!

80 wings is way too many

I could go for 40 wings right now though