what do you mean by this
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)
dudes i want to see the new film by director david lynch, who also directed such films as eraserhead, blue velvet, and mullholland drive, and my favorite television series ever, twin peaks. i know its out in NY, and in LA next week, but im not sure when a wider release will occur, or if more than just LA is involved in next week’s release.
pete shut up please
the website says Jan 2007.
this town won’t even last that long against these odds
Also: Blood Diamond, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat, um, something else, Happy Feet while very drunk, I sorta want to see that Jack Black/Kate Winslet/Cameron Diaz vehicle in a dollar movie kinda way and whatever happened to dollar movies used to see them all time, in fact, at one point.
dude shut up about happy feet already
you’re the one who reviewed 21 Grahams on this here thread, Old Man.
That’s looftennenet cammanader beige beige beats to you mr. indie cucumber
mostly i wanna see SYMBIOPSYCHOTAXIPLASM, which just came in the mail for me, except my DVD player is broken
:(
pete I will go with you to Inland Empire, let’s trip up to NYC together to see it.
I am going to get MIAMI VICE from netflix v soon :D
TOO
SOON
haha
so yeah, inland empire. let’s go see it! I’ll see it. I think I still despise david lynch, but that means it’s probably interesting, right?
jeremy irons = CREEPY (as always)
totally! we should all go! even looftennenet cammanader beige beige beats !
guys what do you think, should I quit my job to work on a videogame baased on the life of G. Gordon Liddy
^^^^^^^see why would anyone read the noise board when they can stay right here and get questions like that?
you could’ve worked on a video game based on G. Gordon Liddy in NYC, asshole.
srsly. what is the deal with david lynch. I don’t get it, I think he thinks girls are icky whereas cronenberg thinks people in general are icky. ?
g gordon liddy vs jesse “the mind” ventura, tom.
pretty much all male filmmakers think girls are icky, and most of them also hate men too. Mulholland Dr was kind of meh.
Scientists cannot wear makeup!!
Hi dere I am wearing MAC lipstick in “Dubonnet” + Maybelline Great Lash Mascara thankyouverymuch.
I kind of don’t know whether my better half is joking about 1) that sandwich and 2) those movies.
no ’cause then you’d be all like in the leary mansion busting hippies and then a dead, frozen cockroach would appear
you could’ve worked on a video game based on G. Gordon Liddy in NYC, asshole.
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.
Except NYC kinda sucks.
oh yeah, compared to DC especially, MW, what a shithole with nothing whatsoever to do and such crappy pizza.
also Tom that objection makes no sense.
Better Half reporting for duty
1) yes about the sandwich
2) no on the movie
xpost—Ally I was baiting you duh.
haven’t seen mulholland. I think all I’ve seen are blue velvet (did not appreciate) + wild at heart (unwatchable) + part of lost highway (unwatchable)
Therefore she is not a scientist and, quite frankly:
Haddock, chips, peas and tea»»pizza and beer»»histrionic actressess»»over made up fake scientists
Furthermore, happy feet is the worst cartoon ever. (I have only seen a puff prog about it in flemmish/english and it was excruciating)
I heard back about my thesis proposal guys! I have to rephrase my hypothesis and shit for clarity and focusity
wild at heart is pretty terrible but I blame Nick Cave and Laura Dern for that, I mean they are basically the worst human beings who ever lived (besides Hitler and Stalin etc).
where is Rich??? He saw Happy Feet with a ladyfriend and said it was completely retarded and also had a DARK ending???
i like every movie i’ve seen of his (mulholland and blue velvet) and season 1 of twin peaks but season 2 of twin peaks was too much.
maybe I can get david lynch to make the official movie of the game
NOW YOURE COKOKING WITH GASS
david lynch and robin williams have never worked together at all, did you guys know about this?
To get back to the original point, I am not a fan of makeup, but I will tolerate a certain amount.
Mr bot, does that fuck up the work done so far?
WRONG David Lynch directed Patch Adams, duh.
arms control happy hour at the big hunt tonight? wtf
Dudes, if my fish doesn’t come soon I may have to have a saveloy.
the drummer from my old band now owns david lynch’s cat
haha season 2 of Twin Peaks was completely ridiculous after the solved the murder, and even up until then it was pretty much becoming kinda retarded. David Duchovny in a dress? David Lynch himself playing a deaf FBI agent? HEATHER GRAHAM? DO NOT WANT.
Ed: Not really, actually it should make things a little easier plus now expectations have been set forth clearly by my advisor so
Yeah, Patch Adams was great.
oh man there was a huge fight at my house one thanksgiving over Patch Adams
I made KLG watch it a few years ago and she still complains about it.
but go ahead proceed with PART TWO of the collection of ALLY short stories: WHY FIGHTING
XPOST JESUS
dude that is the whole story, except for the part where my mom hid in the garage for 3 hours.
dude, that is not the whole story and as your editor/enabler i command you to commence, now NO MORE CAT PICS UNTIL YOU TELL WHOLE STORY
ALLY I AM SERIOUS
that cat is so fucking serious
he looks so weirdly humanistic.
http://www.nonprofittips.com/web-design-question-which-looks-like-a-dentist-1.html
^^^^ why is this funny
it’s not funny, because it’s not your Mom in the garage b/c of Patch Adams now HOP TO IT
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^^^ THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW ;_;
ok, not only am i unhappy working at this office, so is everyone else here. why doesn’t everyone get together and stage an intervention?
Hey MW I may be here late meaning maybe you can fetch me with the car and then we can get T&A, or maybe I could walk to T&A’s place and you could pick us up there???
I’m sorry, is this boring married ppl stuff that should not contaminate thread?
hahahahaha dude Zack that looks fun! (to me) (I am... sad).
the kitties have done NOTHING BAD ALL DAY even though we left the door wide open for Dr. Ben to bogart used q-tips from the throneside rubbish bin.
and FEDEX should be here ANY MINUTE because for once in their professional career they PAID ATTENTION TO A CUSTOMER REQUEST. KNOCK. ON. WOOD.
hey, guys, I’m actually not going tonight, I don’t feel very well and haven’t all week and don’t want to be out late at a show that won’t start until 10pm :\
Booooo waht about Tom?
I mean, sorry you feel bad Allyzay :(
Yeah, sorry you’re feeling bad Allyzay. ;____;
But back to ME. . .
. . .what about you? You woke me up this morning before I wanted to be awake! Awesome!
Yeah life is hard when yr wifey has to get up early for well-paid job.
i was sick earlier this week too. still getting over it but generally feeling pretty ugh.. i hate winter
don’t sweat it dude, i hope you feel better!
^^^ i love him
i should feel better by the weekend hopefully, i just need rest :\
HAHAHAHA PUT DEP ON A CAT
DIPPITY DOO!!!!
EIGHT OH THREE. STILL AT WORK. DEJA VU.
FEDEX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKSSSS
at some point a half-decent guy who isn’t just another business/logistics ballzit fresh from memphis state has to come along and realize you can save a lot on pricey call center staff who turnover all the time & need lots of training $$$ if you just foist a LITTLE accountability for those costs to the local facilities that keep fucking up. Bill the handling facilities & endpoint pickup/delivery guys for the time these poor people have to spend on the phone with me and take it out of their bonus money or whatever. Problem solves itself.
hello DC, I just wanted to say that I like girls more than pizza but a) I’m ostensibly vegan and b) some of the girls mentioned are kind of nasty, anyway the real test is rachel weisz and if anyone picks pizza over her than you are mad simply mad, plus I want you all to have a nice weekend, it’s about 10 degrees here but will be 40 on saturday, okay I’ll shut up now, peace
Chloral Hydrate: kind of cute, at the molecular level.
Or maybe that’s just my reptile brain intinctively responding to the suggestion of green jubblies
how the hell was the show?
i feel like shit, per usual. last drink, as always, was a bad idea.
Xavier=million miles an hour but awesome. St. Agnes=good as always.That Fast One Where ZR Screams A Lot=PS wore a wrestling mask. Red and The Black=maybe not as fun as last time but I left earlyish?
it was fun, if sloppy—a bunch of random people showed up (for the oranges band, i guess), and i think a couple of them liked it!
oranges band=sleepy, professional, “hot” bass player, boring drummer?
boring drummers are the worst
not a wrestling mask per se:
ok, now i’m even more sorry i missed it
me too
I almost missed it but then Pete called me from stage and I could hear someone noodling on guitar and he was all WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY and I was all KLG JUST GOT HOME and then I got in the car and was there in like 25 minutes.
ZR were you noodling?
ZR got called out by the oranges band for noodling!
I mean, ok, you’re depressed, it’s cold outside, you hate your day job, yeah, I understand, acting out and having a lot of anxiety, yeah, but noodling?
What I heard on the phone was on stage warm up noodling. Perfectly acceptable.
Unacceptable.
i wasn’t noodling, goddamn it
does anyone at all have suggestions on finding a new job. if it involves a wrestling mask, that’s ok.
Noodling is not bad. Noodling is better than the alternative. A dude I was in a band with when he would get onstage would play the same two three chords the same way right before we played. Drove me nuts. But then he was a gigantic asshole.
xpost: I heard noodling on the phone is all I’m saying.