naw the whole thing began when yrs truly posted a link trashing the whole practice which included the get low cover amongst others

nah the whole thing began when she wrote the article

LOL rap songs

also the get low cover is text book lol wites rapping

anyway the whole thing really started w/ two live jews no

tho i feel like there must be an earlier example

yeah HOW on earth is the “Get Low” one different from Dynamite Hack or Karmin or the Gourds or w/e

amish paradise

thats ‘Cook Wit Me Now’

White People make every thing sound happier. #Real Talk.

nikkilala9121 18 hours ago

Lol this was funny , and the only reason why I think it’s funny is because white people did it .—lmao

Arguments4lifejk 1 day ago

Your Friendly Guitar Salesperson finds this to be reprehensible.....

pablomigraine 4 days ago

What makes it even better is that it’s a hundred fold improvement over the original piece of shit song.

hardcore302 1 week ago

I never knew this song could be so white-fyed *slow clap*

C2torials 1 week ago

tho i feel like there must be an earlier example

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Beastie Boys?

haha

coop has a point here j0n A; i mean the ‘lol rap’ cover version thing does exist and there is an unsavory racist subtext within it bcz the lols are at the expense of certain cultural signifiers

yeah I guess I can see why some people here would get hung up on that but it’s not as though “Get Low” or “Gin and Juice” aren’t ridiculous anyway, I mean they’re clearly meant to be funny in some way and therefore are overripe for parody, meaning that yes people are going to make fun of this and no they are almost never funnier than the original. I suppose I can see how you can call that racism but it’s like three levels removed from anything meaningful whatsoever

nice catch whiney

yeah but check out the comments from the Get Low video that amon is posting

(xp)

I remember that SITTIN ON THE TOILET youtube i used to tease forks with because it was invented for his pazz and jop ballot?

I remember once I was looking for it, and I stumbled across a now-deleted video called “Sittin On Tha Toilet (White Version)” and it was like a twenty something librarian looking white girl doing it in dainty, stilted english, providing extra enunciation—sitting on the toilet. And in her upload info section said THIS IS NOT RACIST and someone obviously clued her in that it was because now it’s gone. And whenever I hear twee indie rock version of a rap song, I think of this misguided white girl on the toilet.

sittin on tha

underrated toilets I have called racist

flush this thread

dying @ “misguided white girl on the toilet”

its usually guys who are misguiding on the toilet iirc har har

Article 19.

All parody songs are punishable not only by swift and inexorable death but private citizens are empowered to effect the sentence. Also, the guilty party’s family is legally enjoined to refrain from posting on comments sections or message boards.

It’s the “Whole Foods Parking Lot” guy!

that hyundai commercial is basically “mac miller’s appeal” in 38 seconds

i been thinking about these guys alot

not because its racist, but because I don’t even know if mcdonalds can accomadate people who want “don’t be frontin son, no seeds on the bun”

my god cant believe i havent complained to the internet abt that hyundai comercial yet

^^

i think i caught that ad over the holidays and immediately proceeded to drink away the memories of it

When I first saw this commercial I lmao! Thought this dude was vanilla ice

03Gs430 3 days ago

I hate this commercial. Why is a white guy acting like a black gang banger?

tazoz626 1 week ago

hah

i thought the Gourds song was funny

cool couple videos

that’s not as obnoxious as the swagga wagon one

djdave cool

im just trying to be creative why do people hate me

getting thrust into this weird zone

my god

destroy it

destroy it all

DROP THE BOMB

EXTERMINATE THE BRUTES

what a wonderful composer u r djdave

lol u spent ur day continuing this conversation

im doing important work here forks

thank god someone is

ok you have succeeded in making me want to punch djdave in the nuts

like i said important work

it is conceivable i am in the same city as djdave

davidwiteman.com

she said “want to” not “just did”; work not that important

oh thank god he moved to LA

David Wittman is an award winning film and commercial composer from Berkeley, California. He grew up playing drums and DJing at a young age, and moved to Los Angeles in 1992 to attend UCLA where he received a degree in Economics and Musicology.

In 1999 he began working for renowned commercial music house “Elias Arts” in Santa Monica where his scores have earned top honors in advertising including a Cannes Lion, Clio, AICP, and First Boards award for excellence in original music. He has been featured in SHOOT, Creativity, Boards, and Entertainment Weekly magazines, as well as The Wall Street Journal, Hollywood Reporter, and Huffington Post.

In 2006 he contributed to the score for director Dito Montiel’s debut “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (Robert Downey Jr., Shia LaBoeuf) working alongside mentor Jonathan Elias. After the success of the film followed the scores for “Fighting” (Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, 2009) and “The Son of No One” (Al Pacino, Ray Liotta, 2011.) In 2010 he worked with up-and-coming independent filmmaker Victoria Mahoney on her gritty debut “Yelling to the Sky” (Zoe Kravitz, Gabourey Sibide) premiering in Berlin and SXSW. He and Jimmy Haun co-wrote the score for David Arquette’s directorial debut thriller “The Tripper” back in 2006, and Wittman most recently completed the original music for Sony Pictures “Never Back Down II” directed by Michael Jai White.

In 2011 his music video “Whole Foods Parking Lot” received over 3 million hits on YouTube, and earned him appearances on the Today Show, ABC and NBC News, NPR Radio, and Bloomberg TV. His creative collective “Fog and Smog” comprised of friends and creative associates from the SF Bay Area and LA continues to release videos and work on projects together.

lol u spent ur day continuing this conversation

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:39 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

the only thing worse than a drive-by smh is when it’s coming from someone who already spent their entire morning itt

“what’s with these homies dissing my girl/why do they gotta front”

No Cuomo

hot damn! you mean i can loathe that song because it’s racist, and not just because it’s fucking annoying?

“what did we ever do to these guys, to make them so VIOLENT

djdave2005

lol

lol i forgot ‘swagger wagon’ was directed by that piece of shit observe & report guy

i like to imagine djdave having a mixtape full of drops from jeff bridges just like the commercial

“you could drop... a beat-beat-beat-beat-b-b-b-b-beat-beat” ::air horns::

swagger wagon dad is from upright citizens brigade

/Onion News Network

MC ROVE