one love to maura but getting up in arms about this immensely benign and dopey shit as being “racist, classist, sexist, and homophobic” is more a sign of spending too much time on facebook (and nyc) than the inherent evils of mac lethal

dude, yer autotune the news hobby horse is getting worn but since you need to be reminded: the difference is that they wrote their own material, created actual melodies and did a solid job of it. the get low cover is honeydrenched bullshit.

iatee otm tho.

they were also white kids saying “shawty” in a T-Pain voice a lot

that’s still not inherently ‘racist’

sd,shouldn’t you be more offended that they are now listing “youtube oeuvre” as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

they were also white kids saying “Shawty” in a T-Pain voice a lot WITH T-PAIN

hilarious comedy having nothing whatsoever to do w/race

autotune the news is just awful fwiw

they were also white kids saying “shawty” in a T-Pain voice a lot

― some dude who likes to say “wigger” a lot, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:18 PM

sd,shouldn’t you be more offended that they are now listing “youtube oeuvre” as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

::shrugs:: that’s like a loosely connected series of posts w/ a number on them, not a ballot in a poll, doesn’t really bother me

lol amon

t-pain and autotune are like objectively absurd, goofing on them doesn’t have to have much to do w/ race anymore than a kanye joke or whatever

have never seen autotune the news tho, I’m sure it’s dumb

amon typed THAT WORD, now he gets to wear a scarlett W forever too

Cant help but notice that you are kneejerk conflating a lot of good and bad shit based on people’s skin color and social strata

no way, vindicated by the SCARE QUOTES

i am sure that those 2 autotune the news creeps are deeply injured by our sniping of their art while they roll around in their big piles of money

Was not aware strawmen even needed money but ok

i don’t know anyone’s social strata, and tbh i am not really into automatically branding any lol white people rapping/autotuning thing as racist either, i was just saying they’re not THAT far a cry from karmin, etc. but that ‘bedroom intruder’ thing being one of their big calling cards is pretty sketchy imo.

yes a bunch of wites condescendingly recording black music in an overtly white style has not much to do w/race—its the entire joke! the main offense is prob that theyre doing a never funny in the first place joke thats been beaten into the ground for the last 25 years, theres too some extremely entry level rockism happening, but its also def obviously racist—overall its just the worst

imo every white musician that does a cutesy melodic cover of a rap song should be forced to change their name to Dynamite Hack

Dayowhite Hack

Tumblrwhite Hack

I’m not getting the sense they’re doing it for lols, they probably think their ‘get low’ sounds really good. I didn’t get that they were nec mocking something.

srsly dude

I blame Travis Morrisson for bringing this trend back around for the new generation of indie kids.

Fuck, i’d never seen that Jackson Foote thing before today. Fuck.

yes a bunch of wites condescendingly recording black music in an overtly white style has not much to do w/race—its the entire joke!

hi dere entire history of bluegrass, rock and pop

every generation gets the texts from bennett they deserve

yeah that girl sweetly singing “til the sweat runs down my balls” was definitely just exploring the melodic possibilities of the lyric for purely musical reasons

as opposed to th dude who originally sang it

history’s been repeating itself every since elvis presley sang “lol u a hound dog shawty”

hi dere entire history of bluegrass, rock and pop

every generation gets the texts from bennett they deserve

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:32 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

why dont you go and listen to autotune the news for a while champ yeah shhh s’ok

resisting urge to start posting Brokencyde youtubes here

How is it that this thread is still top of the board? Happy holidays butthurt season.

Do you know what ‘texts from Bennett’ really deserves? Oblivion.

lol @ Coop

the amazing thing about mac lethal is that it took him 10 months to think of ‘cook with me now,’ weird al would be appalled at that kind of turnaround time

Do you know what ‘texts from Bennett’ really deserves? Oblivion.

― M. White, Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:34 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

25 years of human history has proven that this shit wont just go away, it needs to be forcefully oblivioned, the reckoning begins today...

in internet time thats like 5 years xp

coops, just cuz your awareness of music doesn’t extend past 1950 doesn’t make it so

go listen to some butterbeans and susie dogg shhhh mama don’t ‘llow no easy riders round here

that’s what i’m saying, it took him a long time!

and i was agreeing!

totally forks butterbeans and susie dogg, the entire history of bluegrass rock and pop, awesome theory

christ forks my stupid elvis post wasn’t saying i think everything STARTED with him, stop being so condescending

25 years of human history proves exactly nothing

hey you go to war w/the info you have

lol, neither of you know who i’m talking to and you’re both flexing your pecs to popping

conversely youre embarrassed cause you started this thread

yeah, it really went nowhere huh

lol @ thinking the “autotune the news” shit is offensive in any way other than not being that funny

anyways, good luck working out who’s racist and who’s not based on their youtube history; i got minorities to oppress

yeah, it really went nowhere huh

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:54 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

you are so terrible at this

dude, i’ve been trolled by DEEJ

do you understand: DEEJ

step ur game up.

you are not being trolled, youre being an idiot

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” – Mark Twain

idgi mark twain who am i suposed to argue with

Humility is one of your better qualities, eh?

yes, i am the best at humility

sorry im catching up on this thread, did forks really just argue that slavish covers of black records by white bands in an era when black musicians couldnt play in the same clubs as white musicians in some cities is the same thing as white teenagers doing winky these-lyrics-are-so-dumb covers of rap music

“Only the shallow know themselves.”—Oscar Wilde

xpost

haha max that is a little oversimplified there re: the first half of your comparison

sorry im catching up on this thread, did forks really just argue that slavish covers of black records by white bands in an era when black musicians couldnt play in the same clubs as white musicians in some cities is the same thing as white teenagers doing winky these-lyrics-are-so-dumb covers of rap music

y’see, it’s all about predefined “roles” that we have placed on everyone in society, and if you step out of that role, then you are probably a racist

like i get where you are going argument wise but uh the motivations for early rock and roll are a little more complicated than you are making them out to be xpost

yeeeeeaaahhhh im not super worried about oversimplifying things in a thread where tumblr whites are being compared to elvis

idk if those are really tumblr whites

well tumblr whites are making a little less money than elvis did i hear so yknow choose your poison i guess

aggh wait why am i on this thread

I don’t know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.

they’re more youtube whites I think

Doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?

nope

wait are u really arguing that the intents and motivations of race-record covers in the 1950s are indistinguishable from these siccening internet whites?

*pops pecs in tumblr whites*

im nearing my forget coop its ilxtown threshold but obvs max otm you must be fucking joking people

Guys! Guys! Hey, I’m really the only arbiter of all things white here. I mean, none of you people are even related to me afaIk.

(siccening?)

black/white, all are welcome on the information superhighway!

I fcuking hate you ppl for making me listen to Autotune the News btw.

not even close max—im saying that yer making value judgements re: what kind of racism is more problematic and you seem to be siding on the idiots on youtube are the worst position vs yknow black people not getting paid for shit they wrote so

also OH GOOD A RACISM THREAD so really we can stop now, i just thought your dismissal was a little too pithy and supportive of the idea that white peeps in the 50s were just trying to bring that great R&B to the masses because they cared maaaan.

texts from boonepat

just to be clear my dismissal was not intended to be an accurate reading of race and the music industry in the 1950s

yeah sorry, i just get all aggro about that whole thing because of the creeping prominence of that particular revisionist version nowadays

sobering commentary from PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE

now I feel bad for distracting from this threads true intent which is to clown forks

Have we delved enough into gender politics yet? Arguments about suburbs? Feel like we could make this the ultimate ilx thread if we try.

or we could just make fun of your username

arent tacos the worst? also athiests are jerks

tbh we already covered display names upthread, but be my guest

Have we delved enough into gender politics yet? Arguments about suburbs? Feel like we could make this the ultimate ilx thread if we try.

sorta feel it is closer to creating an ilx constitution by piecemeal outlining the crimes & misdeeds involved in posting

oh boy this again huh guys awesome

like it took a month to shoehorn a rehash of the Nina Gordon/Straight Outta Compton thread into the sandbox and you’re calling Mac Lethal slow

most ilx of all tho is the wandering eye rollers

IM WORRIED ABOUT COOP

hah

who got this

he seems sad

well he was reading this thread

sometimes youre just not in the mood to hang

there is nothing outside the text

lol

what happened to the lols

this thread used to be about the lols