also the best white rapper i know...
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:49 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
how is the new HEIGHT tape?
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
nah it was one of his friends. what is your deal with trying to SHAME people over things they have no issues about, people they know or music they listen to and have no problem admitting? it just makes no sense.
i would have some insight on your question, but i just got an email from aaron lacrate
Okay whiney, when you use zings for lulz/goofin off/all-in-good-fun type stuff as part of this “ilx persona” that you’ve acknowledged is not the real you, but then you also use zings/ridic hyperbole as both a debate tool (almost exclusively, I might add) and to respond to people who are offending you, how can you expect everyone to take it seriously ?
what the fuck are you even babbling about, al? i was just making a baltimore inside baseball joke, man
well you did it too well because i was referring to a friend of Height’s!
hahaha awesome
“uh pump that wham city double rainbow gutter gutter garfield alf music, get the butter”
i mean you just keep coming with these jeers that aren’t actually jokes, nobody’s laughing at your wit because nobody gets the references or the context and the person who does thinks you’re barely making sense either. it’s this weird zero sum game where ‘zing culture’ becomes kind of humorless and abstract.
::deletes posts cuz i like where this is going better::
i mean i’m sorry if david cross taught you how to be “acerbic” but that shouldn’t be our problem, it’s time to try something different, altgrandpa
Whoa cool picture of a toilet
whereyougiveashit.gif
wait—Height is still around? I saw him in like 2004 and he was embarrassingly horrible.
some dude’s posts about me are essentially calling out my failure to see the narcissism of small differences in my posts, yet he is too myopic to see the narcissism of small difference in every argument he makes about my posting style vs. his very own posts. anyway ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip
51. whiney v The Wire
Is this some long winded Tim&Eric skit going on in here?
its weird i have no interest in any of this but i keep clicking on this thread. this is the ilx experience isn’t it?
I finally got that joke lol, it’ll surprise probably nobody to learn that I don’t generally refer to a toilet as a john. also I call people who patronize prostitutes “Steves”
wait, who is elsandboxo ?
beefing in third person makes it sound like you guys are in judge ned raggett’s ilx courtroom or something
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judith otm
I kinda like the idea of Whiney dragging zing culture kicking and screaming into modernist modes of expression tbh #insertbunueljokehere
some dude’s posts about me are essentially calling out my failure to see the narcissism of small differences in my posts, yet he is too myopic to see the narcissism of small difference in every argument he makes about my posting style vs. his very own posts. anyway ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 6:11 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
this would make sense if i was going out of my way to shit on you or other people the way you do constantly, but there’s a reason your name is in this thread 800 times and mine isn’t
and also why you have 300 sb’s or whatever and i don’t
i used to think a big part of ilx metaposting was calling ppl on their bullshit in amusing and/or insightful ways and i feel like whiney kinda broke that tradition by just thinking it was ZING WARS or w/e but u cant really blame him i guess
you might have a point. i used to feel like i had to be on my game and phrase things carefully or someone would hit me with a bon mot that would cut me to the core, now it’s just say whatever innocuous thing you want and wait for the all caps attack no matter what.
ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip
what a poorly formed “baltimore inside baseball joke”
i put a whoopie cushion on home plate at camden yards
and also why you have 300 sb’s or whatever and i don’t
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
DO NOT PRESUME TO KNOW WHY THE SBS FALL AS THEY DO, FOR THE SB GODS ARE JEALOUS, AND HE WHO IS LAST SHALL BE FIRST
Oh furtie, you silly cockspaniel!
Lamp = the Henry James of zing
i just don’t get people who aspire to have or seem to need reassurance that they have a “discernable posting style”
it’s kinda like people who try to be weird
absolutely gutted tbh that I don’t have a discernable posting style
ILXors wanna discern me
but first they gotta whiney
it’s possible to get lost in the crowd and seem kind of bland or anonymous even if you post regularly, but ‘standing out’ on a message board is not really any kind of accomplishment in and of itself. it’s like making a big deal of wearing a wacky hat to get attention as if it takes an effort to wear the hat.
like, see, dayo still has my name is his dental. i’m not doing anything
what’s wrong with seeming bland or anonymous on a message board? that seems to indicate that you actually fit in well.
i thought whiney’s hat was blue?
man whiney, once you unleash a funny into the world there are no take-backs
nothing wrong w/ it sarahel. i mean unless you WANT to be ‘known’ on ilx or wherever, which again, a questionable goal.
plus it was a meme first invented about the anonymity of deej and j0rdan iirc
by that one guy
dejo -> dayo
I’ve always wanted to be really well-known on ILX
i was a starry-eyed small town boy like you once, kid, stepping off the bus with dreams of being the next hongro
how about those texts from bennett, huh?
would like to say that “prolly fake but whatevs it’s fun” has now taken on some of the same impact in my mind as “just a bit of fun let’s be cool”
― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif)
hat tip
lol’ing v. hard at the sunglass animation on the johntoilet
rip micheal jackson
guys can you keep it down in here, im tryin to watch my Camp Cucamonga VHS
what’s the autoreplace
j0hn?
john
damn
haha, it was supposed to look like an autoreplace!
sorry if thats too omg surrealism metaboarding for ol moves like double dagger jagger up thurr
wow. a pun on a baltimore band and a pop hit. that really does traverse my identity and interests in a way that is mildly clever but mostly forced and utterly pointless. bravo.
nevermind that i wasn’t even the one talking about the autoreplace thing.
YOU GUYS JUST STOPPPPPPP
can’t we all just get along?
sheesh
ok fuck it can’t watch shit in peace in this house
off to the movies. think ima check out
The fake autoreplace smacks of Duchamp
or andy kaufman
wow i had no idea aerosmith and markers were that close irl
kudos all round
can’t stop laughing at toilwithit.jpeg
it really has the perfect smirk
lol @ toilwithit
since you apparantly think I’m worse than dom, i’ll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of “white n****r” in this thread
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
50. whiney v contractions
― judith, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL
― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
lmao this made the whole sorry episode worthwhile
i humbly and politely request that dayo and “Cooper Chucklebutt” stop being dicks to me.
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
i mean this is all seriousness im sorry dude, it just kind of spiraled out of control, and i dont think i will ever understand you so please dont expect me to
also dayo totally has a discernible posting style
discernible shit
texts from bennett vs. posts from Cooper Chucklebutt
i practiced on my sainthood/i gave to one and all/but the rumours of my virtue/they moved him not at all
i changed to my style to silver/i changed my clothes to black/and where i would surrender/now i would attack
please consider posting that youtube in response to everything like markers w/the blink 182 song. I know it will be a burden but think of the lols
so happy the still for that is the scene where Rick Ross is in a wheelchair
otm, let us count our blessings in this time of reflection
i’ll bet Bennett is happy, too
it still blows my mind that ross decided to be seated while rapping the “make a bitch n***a sit down” line
“racist viral hit”!!!!!!!
wow i had NOT seen that get low, that is DEpressing
fyi forks the difference between that stuff and ‘autotune the news’ is pretty miniscule
after watching 10 seconds of that I don’t get how it’s ‘racist’ just seems like stupid college kids making crappy music