Oh man, I love this.
Err, the Louis v. Rick thing obv.
start from the first convo
that site is just giving me serious flashbacks of the SNL sketches with amy poehler as a little girl constantly bothering her stepdad “rick...rick...riiiiick”
omg
“maybe I don’t have time for this”
“you lick your balls all day”
“that’s more than a little insensitive and you know why”
yes
seeing this transform from like some funny jpegs posted to a Tumblr to like “MY AGENT IS HELPING ME TURN THIS INTO BOOK DEAL ASPIRATIONAL SITE with WACKY NEW LOGOZ and watermarks on the pictures and CHECK MY FACEBOOK LIKES cheesebruger have has cheebruger” is p disheartening
in b4 “OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY”
well tbf it was never funny
also, if this is “real” how does a 17 year old know what “capn save a ho” is?
texts from benbbag
xpost = surely is an actual teenager and not the creation of a 31 year old hip-hop geek
Yo son dis breaking bad episode is live from acknickolous land and this text comes from the red, the balck and teh green, sissyyyyy
i’m 17
also, if this is “real” how does a 17 year old know what “capn save a ho” is?
I share yr distaste for this thing but ^^^ that’s a dumb question
probably heard it on some TED talks
in b4 “OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY”
btw nice try here man but c’mon now
lol i opened this thread totally prepared for BOOK DEAL?????
hey, aerodick, i can’t blame dude for cashing in, obv, but he doesn’t have to look so corny doing it. His hypothetical book advance will probably be more than what he made from 10 years of record sales combined. In the very unlikely event that Bennett is real, there’s not a single publishing house in the world that would willingly navigate the legal landmine of publishing a book of someone’s texts without their knowledge.
presumably in an age when people take dozens of pictures of themselves every day and share as many of their opinions with as many people as possible young Bennett could be persuaded to get over feeling like his privacy has been violated by getting a cut of the advance. that’s a non-issue this is fake as fuck obv. also please note that you can now buy HUSTLA DA RABBIT t-shirts from the site so in conclusion fuck everything.
also, OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY
although i think you forgot TRUCKERHAT
y’know whiney you could double your free time (or cut your calories in half lol lol blah blah blah) if you just didn’t bother with any ‘zings’ that had even a whiff of narcissism of small differences to them, cf that weak shit you were throwing my way on twitter last night.
by getting a cut of the advance.
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)
thread is drowning in zings
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
dayold yearold zings
haha why do you think youd have any real frame of reference for what a ‘real’ teenager knows or doesnt know??
in Lamp’s world of young people
bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my “weak zing” that he’s responding to twice now
can’t believe this white dude with a beard who’s really into hip-hop got a book deal on his tumblr about... hipster puppies
missing the point again
that’s like literally the exact opposite of what i was saying
all I want for christmas is the sb button back
missing the point again
hahahaha
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/ also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
itt: white dude into hip-hop & who has a tumblr white book deal goes after another white dude into hip hop who also has a tumblr white book deal
is it true sonned wite tumblr beef
here’s the thing—these guys are white and they like hip-hop
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/
otm
also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
i mean, one one hand, who cares if I’m “right,” it’s a fun way to explore the internet.
on the other hand, yes, Lamp you’re definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn’t savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify
how did those dogs even buy sunglasses
white rap beard
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
beard haha tumblr i mean
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
hip-hop subway beard tumblr you know
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
itt: rap beard tumblr puppie
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
i cant believe we’re even debating whether or not Bennett is a real person
iirc we are debating whether or not whiney is a real person
I was totally into that youtube where whiney makes pancakes while rapping over ‘look at me now’
fresher than a motherfucker
he had a pretty dope trucker hat
neckbeard could maybe use trimming tho
on the other hand, yes, Lamp you’re definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn’t savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify
enh most teenagers spend huge amounts of time on the internet (and lol @ the img of any1 bent over a piece of... coaxial cable? a modem? why couldnt you just say keyboard?) but my point is that yr ongoing attempt to be the hashtag jerry sienfeld works a lot better when yr dissecting the social mores and behaviors of ppl u know anything abt
i mean idk mb yr running some after school tweeting program for suburban teenage dirtbags or w/e and ‘get’ this shit but blah blah blah im sick of deej’n up this thread w/ ‘can black ppl use youtube’ debates so ill just whatsthedealwithit.gif i guess
:)
i think narcissism of small differences is pushing it
bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my “weak zing” that he’s responding to twice now
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
i am butthurt! i thought we were cool but now you’re constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit, you’re like the malfunctioning terminator who sees everything as a target and everything as a punishable offense
forget it al, its whineydrown
what was this weak zing?
he just responded to some random comment about food on twitter with “where would you rank it on your Top 50 Burgers of the Year list?” because i’m obviously the only person in the world who’s made a year-end list in the past month and he certainly hasn’t himself oh no
i thought we were cool but now you’re constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit
you’re literally describing yourself in the period I got 51’d to today, dogg
all of my ‘coming after you’ was like me not knowing what ‘welp’ was or why ‘morb derp’ was funny and you blowing a gasket over it.
Whiney has been afflicted with Ethan’s Disease which is a beef cross-contaminator, all beeves cross-platform once you’re infected, it’s a crying shame so please give what you can.
or maybe it was all ‘derp’ and not ‘welp,’ i get annoying nonsense words confused.
my top 50 whiney beefs
1 whiney v doe eyed raven haired goddesses
2 whiney v deej
3 whiney v all other meme tumblrs
4 whiney v lamp
5 whiney v shipley
...
if you would like to take a break from what you are doing to read what a bunch of fascist womanhaters think about ‘bennett’, then:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/street-smarts-game-and-the-white-underclass/
nb “mac lethal” not mentioned
6 whiney v 35 cheese calories
for the longest time i thought that this site was just by a guy named ‘mac’ and there was some weird arch rap nerd joke in people saying it was mac lethal
some dude, if you can’t see the difference between dog latin saying “hey this is my top 40 list” and you sending literally 50 tweets directing me to a page that has a paragraph length blurb on why Regis and Kelly is the 41st best television show of 2011, you’re sick in the fucking head. and if you can’t take a weak zing about it you’re a butthurt crybaby hypocrite who has no right dogging deej
7 whiney v hipsters
8 whiney v people who say hes not a hipster
8 whiney v whatever he was mad at in the speech from from the music conference
10 whiney v twitter
once again, you’re laying down the law on someone for being on twitter too much and writing about niche concerns, and have absolutely no sense of why maybe you’re not the guy to make that call
what happened to 9?
i chose to go w/two 8s instead
hipster runoff
this is awesome
ban goole
like i’m not going to defend the nerdy pointless shit i do, i know it’s nerdy and pointless, but i also don’t really want to know why you think what you do is so heroic by comparison.
ya’ll should come over to my house I’m getting this fight in HD
11 whiney v iatee
ilx to world: “breaking news, ppl get stressed & aggro about meaningless shit during last couple weeks of december, who could have fucking guessed”
but i also don’t really want to know why you think what you do is so heroic by comparison.
where did i say this?
well tbf i wasnt all that stressed or aggro until goole lynxd some terrible blog and i read it
that link is p O_O
Dude whiney we could all go on abt shit u do but for real this using “literally” so damn much thing has got to stop
lol I clicked the link but haven’t looked at it yet this is really gonna piss me off isn’t it
i mean this truly, sorry my hobby-interest in the evil extremities of the political internet has made your day less enjoyable :/
ppl get stressed & aggro about meaningless shit during last couple weeks of december, who could have fucking guessed
uh ... whiney does this year-round
er that was to lamp, but it goes for everyone too
xp
you didn’t say ‘heroic’, i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i’m sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.
protip btw if you start typing “figuratively” instead of “literally” every time you’re tempted to use it you can cure yourself of this bad habit in literally a couple of hours
12 whiney v sarahel
yah whiney’s aggro year-round but then there’s times when like less stressed whiney knows which battles he should pick
I love whiney btw
you didn’t say ‘heroic’, i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i’m sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
are we gonna have to have a hug it out in the sand thread?
don’t u have a rolling stone to edit
whiney v the actual definition of the word “literally”
13 whiney v the literal definition of the word “literally”
14 whiney v the symbolic meaning of trucker hats