cannot deal with this thread rn
15 whiney v max
cannot deal with this thread rn
something about this post filled me with joy
16 whiney v joy
some dude, you know i’m a fan of yours,
and its just that a) i can’t help but react to the fact that you started deej-riding me circa my 51 when you should have shown goon unity and b) you are starting to get a little hot over lightweight zings (like the burger list one). Here is the olive branch
how do i killfile in the sandbox
WHINEYVERSUYKILLFILW
—KNOOPSTA CHUCKLEBUCKJ
17 whiney v hate
18 whiney v capslock
All my friends know the deej rider
The deej rider is a little higher
deej rider drives a little slower
deej rider is a real goer
deej rider knows every street yeah!
deej rider is the one to meet yeah!
deej rider don’t use no gas now
deej rider don’t drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
don’t forget creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just ’80s ephemera
19 whiney v whiney
Fuck you guys if I wanted thus Julia Roberts shit I woulda just started a Runaway Bride thread
20 whiney v creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just ’80s ephemera
16 whiney v joy
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
otm
cannot deal with this thread rn
i feel literal despair atm ://///////
yo whiney I got my own whiney v. jokes but I’m holding back because I know you fuckin loathe it when a joke goes on forever with diminishing lol returns so give me a fuckin cookie for that shit, thank you
dying at knoopa
i feel literal despair atm ://///////
― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
spoken like a true beta
come on man i cant get to 50 on my own! xp
aero, you get a cookie.jpg, but it would have been cupcakes.gif if you were smart enough to put “joke” in scare quotes
20. Whiney vs. kicking dead horses
22 whiney v “joke”
“smart enough”
23 whiney v intelligence
Internal
Internal conflicts occur when a Whiney is in disagreement with him or herself. Specifically, this occurs when Whiney has two or more values or traits in opposition. Examples:
Whiney who discovers his partner is taking bribes and must choose between loyalty to his friend and upholding the law.
A middle-aged Whiney struggling with a decision to follow the teachings of Jesus or remain an unbeliever.
Relational
Relational conflicts are incompatibilities in how two or more individuals relate to one another—Fathers to Sons, Bosses to Whiney, Slaves to Masters, etc. Note that the incompatibilities need to grow organically out of the personalities of the individuals rather than from external circumstances. Examples:
The classic love triangle plot where a girl must choose between boy A and Whiney.
A mother who attempts to regulate the life of her wildflower daughter with diabetes who is now an adult wtf I can’t do anything with this one.
External
External conflicts arise from obstacles located outside Whiney including nature, the supernatural, or society. Examples:
A teenage father who desires to provide for Whiney but has a criminal record that severely limits his job opportunities.
A brave knight who faces a fiery dragon to free Whiney.
The classic outdoor survival plot: man versus Whiney.
21. whiney v thread “trends”
25 whiney v “conflict”
23 whiney v intelligence
Says the guy who can’t handle counting to 50 without skipping every sixth number.
whiney v defaulting to capslock OMGWTFBBQ style humor to make fun of someone
tbf 50 is like the biggest number xp
iRespectWhiney
i did whiney v capslock already, dayo, keep up!
oh ok
25 whiney v foucault
26 whiney v hipsters who talk about foucault
i will take the olive branch w/ a smile, i got luv 4 u boo, aight i gotta run to a job interview and try to get my life out of the fucking toilet, happy holidays everybody
27 whiney v beef
28 whiney v the British
dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond “squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding” to the point where I don’t even know how to make fun of him
whiney hates foucault?
29 whiney v dayo
30 whiney v posters w/o discernible style
whiney madlibs dickriding
there’s a funny animated .gif waiting to be made
“funny”
lol
dealwithit.gif
i like that, despite being a whiney themed list, Koopa Chucklehut is still taking on all comers
:) B:) B)
32 whiney v combination chucklehut and taco bell
dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond “squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding” to the point where I don’t even know how to make fun of him
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
you could always do yer default OMG LOL WHINEY SUBWAY HIPSTER BARF VOMIT DICKWEED
33 whiney v das racist
anyway some dude has already beaten you to the punch w/r/t making fun of my posting style ; )
you could always do yer default OMG LOL WHINEY SUBWAY HIPSTER BARF VOMIT DICKWEED
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:39 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Permalink
you mean where i point out what your hacky posts look like to everyone but you lack the self-awareness to see it yourself?
deep and bizarre concern with whether somebody has a “discernible posting style” is one of those points where the rivers whiney & deej converge
*lacks self-awareness*
i’m kind of shocked the deej signal hasn;t been sent up in this thread
*cultivates furious online persona*
wasnt it chaki who coined the phrase ‘no discernible posting style’
*makes post referencing at least three obscure hip hop groups from 1994*
not being able to discern in dayo’s style one of the most distinct posting styles in this board’s long history is evidence of either some heavily blinkered reading or lol u maddism tbqf
chaki wasnt a hip hop group fyi xpost
34 whiney v lack of self awareness
\o_o/
Yikes.jpg
what a terrible world we live in
XD
i think jordan s is more concerned with discernible posting style than deej is iirc?
^ this is not something a healthy adult should rc
maybe i just ignore more of deej’s posts ...
there’s actually a discussion to be had about performing identity & forging personae & lol authenticity here imo
long graf explaining what I mean deleted because whogivesashit.jpg
would be worthwhile thread imho
just plz include ‘discernable posting style’ in the title
just don’t ever stray outside of the “white guy who likes rap” persona whiney
guys, won’t anyone think about Bennett?
he’s the reason for the season
“That’s you in chemistry lol nuts man. You should stop it before it gets outta control,” one person wrote.
“May I call you ‘teek teek’ from now on?” another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as.
thank you for bringing this important story to my attention amon
R.I.P
btw, even during the stressful and distracting holidays, a sentence as convoluted as “‘May I call you ‘teek teek’ from now on?’ another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as” should never find its way into a major newspaper.
in further lol chicago tribune news
no whineys v math or ows???
35 whiney v math
36 whiney v ows
37 whiney v entitled rich white kids
38 whiney v razors
39 whiney v owls
40 whiney v cd binders
41 whiney v adulthood
42 whiney v cool dogs
43 whiney v memes
44 whiney v pregnancy
can you guys stop tweeting literally every thirty seconds about this top50 list
what hurts the most abt this thread is that some quality zings just got lost in the shuffle here
rip
45 whiney v yo la tengo
wait is this a top 50 list or a top 51 list
setting someone up for the 52 sb layup there iatee
pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn’t grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods
46 vhiney v veingarten
47 whiney v shocking mod standards
relentless 50-post personal attack v He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)
47 post attack, you can’t expect mods to take you seriously if you exaggerate