WTF WITH MUTLIATED BALLS!?!!
— Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs@ilx.biz), December 4th, 2006.
wait what happened
— step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 4th, 2006.
[img src=“http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/hand_puppet.jpg”]
HI DERE, LIKE MY THESIS???
— Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 12th, 2006.
goddamit.
srsly i can’t say enough good things abt hypnotize, best track on the album.
also my girlfriend misheard it as “NOW I COMMAND YOU N*GGAS TO GET PUPPIES” which would make it even better i think
— max (mreadn...), December 12th, 2006.
— deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:21 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)
that is the most repulsive thing ever posted to ILX
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)
um, tubgirl?
— David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)
It’s in the top 3, tho.
— David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)
that needs to go into noize board quarterly .gif review
— grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:24 PM. (gbx) (later) (link)
I find that grosser than tubgirl.
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:25 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)
at least tubgirl is charming
— this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:26 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)
if you don’t want to be treated like a troll then don’t act like one.
— Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), Today. (nostudium)
Selective amnesia is a terrible illness and shouldn’t be mocked!
well, all we have is this “point and laugh” thread; if there was something more mean-spirited on ILE i would have put it there
Fair enough.
lolol
i want to repost the above exchange.
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter was published before The Catcher in the Rye
— Dr M (wjwe...), December 13th, 2006. (later)
Answers
I don’t drink in bars like that.
— Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 13th, 2006. (later)
— jhoshea (totalwizar...), December 13th, 2006.
Seriously, fuck you for making me be all like “I think your understanding of The Kind of Queens is a bit unsophisticated, let me break it down for you...”
— nabisco (san...), December 13th, 2006.
lol wtf
dan beat me to it.
re-upped, and still less classy than tubgirl.
Part of me thinks this picture must be SFW, and it’s some sort of contextual thing that makes it non-classy, like maybe it’s a picture of Jake Busey in a Speedo.
Part of me says “TUBGIRL HAS BEEN INVOKED, YOU ARE AT WORK, DON’T RISK IT.”
nabisco: you have seen high fidelity, have you not?
tubgirl?
do one GIS. (w/o filters)
i’m scared
hahahahaha PREPARE FOR WONDERMENT
(also prepare for vomiting)
i’m at work, though.
okay, i’m going to do it. i’ll be back.
Assuming you’re talking about High Fidelity the film, and not High Fidelity the worst idea for a musical in the history of the American stage, even if it weren’t set in Brooklyn, then yes.
OH MY GOD DON’T LOOK AT THIS AT WORK
PREPARE FOR NACHO CHEESE
Hahaha Tubgirl is theoretically the second most NSFW thing ever on the internet, except not really, cuz assuming your coworkers don’t see it over your shoulder, the worst any of the IT network-scanner types will think is “LOL some poor shmuck got Tubgirled.”
TOO LATE. I DIDN“T GET TOO GOOD A LOOK THOUGH. IT LOOKS LIKE CHEESE IS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH OR SOMETHING. WILL WAIT TIL I GET HOME 4 A CLOSER LOOK
xpost to Nabisco — you can look at the Jack Black gif at work, no worries. It’s not exactly sexy, but it’s got nothing on tubgirl. Don’t listen to these hyperbole-spouting haters.
2nd worst thing? What’s 1st?
“mouth”
hahahahahahahaha “OR SOMETHING”
xpost Yeah, how th’ fuck do you kiss?
its the scene from HF where JB is making love to an imaginary woman. he is fully clothed. its his movements and facial expressions that make it repulsive.
Like I said, I didn’t get a close look. I only looked at the GIS snapshot screen, I didn’t click on the whole thing. It looks like cheese is coming out of her mouth and ass or something.
Mr. Que I was thinking the first-most would be Goatse, which you may also be blissfully unaware of. But I’d rather this didn’t turn into a debate, because I don’t want to spend the afternoon thinking over the finer points of Goatse (pros: bad photo, extreme closeup, hard to wrap your mind around exactly what’s going on at first glance — cons: bad-photo in the horrible basement wrongness way, combines icky porn vibe with horrible medical photo vibe) versus Tubgirl (pros: unreal radioactive orange of spume makes it look a bit like a cartoon, way closer to hilarious novelty value — cons: is clearly porn, as opposed to Goatse which is clearly gross-out novelty, and could even be claimed as work research, if you happen to be some sort of crypto-proctologist), besides which I’m pretty sure we’ve already had a thread on this issue.
eat dinner before you check out TG.
tubgirl is much worse than goatse.
the OG tubgirls is ass. but i think there are other “tributes” to tubgirl that have oral vomiting.
lol “oral vomiting”.
also on the GIS to-do list:
-lemonparty
-goatse
xp
I think if tubgirl is “clearly” porn, goatse has just as much claim to jerk-off value.
I looked on the Google cache and yes, we HAVE had a “Tubgirl vs Goatse” thread.
swollentip.com
nabisco, i hardly know you, but its posts like that that make you a strong candidate for My Favorite ILXor.
CHEESE!?!?!?!?
Kenan I think I mean that Tubgirl was clearly originally conceived as pornography, like with a lighting budget and everything, whereas Goatse remains a lone crank (or two? never before I have I so hoped any camera had a timer) taking legendary pictures of his own anatomy.
that wikipedia article explains things pretty well and has lead me to the decision not to GIS goatse
xpost I know, but wouldn’t he have meant it to be hot, albeit to a very small group of... um... assmen? Surely it’s sexual in nature by someone’s definition.
i wish this werent the exelsior thread so that i could excelsior that last post, Mr. Que.
from the wikipedia entry:
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts. In those images, the man used dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the “Contrib” section of the goatse.cx website under the filename gap.zip. hello.jpg is the third file in the archive, gap3.jpg.
i still haven’t seen tubgirl, and have no desire to.
Kenan, just because a man takes a photograph of his wide open gaping asshole, it doesn’t neccessarily mean that the man’s intent is to sexually stimulate the observer. Some would argue that the intent could be quite the opposite!
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
I’ve seen Goatse, and I can handle Goatse. But I’ve accidentally seen Tubgirl two or three times, and each time I violently turned away from the image so quickly that I’m not quite sure what’s even going on, but nor am I exactly eager to find out.
“crypto-proctologist” made me roffle
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
nope
nope
no
nope
nope
heck no
nope
nope
nope
oh that one’s nice!
nope
nope
nope
nope
decent
nope
nope
oh god no
nope
nope
nope
maybe
nope
nope
nope
uhuh
nope
nope
nope
nope
save that for the xmas card
nope
nope
no
nope
no
no
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
jon you obv. prefer your asshole porn fluid-free.
I was just talking about butt stretching in general.
eels
Tubgirl’s saving grace in terms of lookability is the vivid orange color. If that were brown we’d have problems.
We should stop talking about this and let the excelsioration be.
grbchv just made me roffle hardcore
there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick’s butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window
tears of laughter now
Worst thing I ever saw on the internet involved an animal, a woman, and a turd.
PPLAINS OTMFM
my favorite thing that happened all freshman year at college was when a couple guys moved every piece of furniture out of our friends’ room down the hall into the showers, and left only a laptop sitting in the middle of the room, opened to this. NSFW, duh.
that meatspin graphic is my friend’s desktop background
just in case everyone missed it the other two times I’ve posted it:
nuts in ass is great because everyone seems so proud that they accomplished such a wonderful feat. its like, not sexual or deviant at all—theres just overwhelming pride. Boo-ya!
That’s twice today I’ve laughed my ass off at everything that follows that Jack black gif.
I wish I could find the one of the woman shitting a whole fish onto a plate. Head first. Unscaled, near as I could tell. At least a 4-pounder. Now how did that get in there?
when we send up Pioneer 14, the plaque should be engraved with goatse
fer realz
tubgirl would be worse still if the fluid were red...
That’s right. Let’s think of the ways that tubgirl could be made worse.
mods: please make this a PEW thread.
— grady (goforgrad...), December 14th, 2006 2:29 AM. (grady)
what if IEDs were rainbows? what if suicide bombers were made of taffy and exploded into flavor? what if razorblades were chocolate?
— deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 14th, 2006.
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Are those lyrics to a lost Bush song, gear?
— milo (wooderso...), December 14th, 2006.
lol
STRANGER: Hey there. Nice penis.
MY FRIEND: Thanks! I work out.
— PPlains (pleasant.plain...), December 15th, 2006. (later)
from sandbox nose rofflez:
Also from noize rofflez:
I feel sorry for the people, like my boss (whose digestive system seems to be in sync with mine), whose shit smells the same all the time. How boring their lives must be.
— Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006. (later)
I’m claiming my rightful credit for Lovecrafty...urghonomic left my name off when he noisecelsored me.
On the new Clipse:
I really have trouble with how this album is being sold as some dark glimpse into harsh reality or whatever when half the lyrics are about thousand dollar jeans with mountain lions stitched on the crotch
— Al (hoteloper...), December 15th, 2006.
haha
yeah that was crumpw. i figured everyone would see the orig! sorry man
17. My penis is hanging out and you have no idea.
— Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.
This thread needs Bryan.
— Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), December 15th, 2006.
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No we do NOT need reiterations of the well-worn & highly traumatic I POOPED ME PANTALOONS stories. This is about shitting in stalls.
— David RER (quoteidio...), December 15th, 2006.
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:-(
— Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006.
:-(
srsly, roffles were had.
Ok
I very rapidly lost the plot, drank like a sailor, and then quit.
— Trayce (spamspanke...), December 16th, 2006 6:38 AM. (later)
When I was a cocktail waitress , I would amuse my co-workers by calling myself “Rain Waitress”. This involved me wandering around and saying “This is Definitely not my section. Definitely not my section. One-two-three-four. Can I go home now? This is definitely not my section.”
— aimurchie (aimurchi...) (webmail), December 17th, 2006 1:49 PM. (aimurchie) (later) (link)
Why’s mine funny? :(
cos i read it ‘drank a sailor’
phrasing