You know, like acronyms but short snappy ways of saying things.
Maybe we could call them youyouse.
microyouse?
YYSI?
“Boserver” -Stet
You’re poxy, I’m poxy, all god’s chillun are poxy.
Meanwhile, we had a tenant on the back porch for three weeks:
Rebuilt the web every evening at dusk, took it down at dawn. I was careful not to mess with her, but she quit showing up about a week ago. About an inch long (just the body, not counting the legs).
— I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (crumpw@bellsouth.net), August 29th, 2006 7:09 PM. (Rock Hardy) (link)
eight.
— M Grout (mark.grou...), August 30th, 2006 8:35 AM. (Mark Grout) (link)
OK, it took me a long time to get that. I thought Mark was xposting, doyyyy...
Tom on August 30th, 2006
My only problem w/that reading Ward is that it’s Macca who disrupts the transcendent drone effects with his bloody shouting about judy-judy-judy.
Unless maybe he knew about LaMonte Young AND HATED HIM!
pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely little bit of peritoneum. (Check it out)
— much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), September 1st, 2006. (much_aldo_about_nothing)
if u do a search.... it is
amazing how few threads the
re r on the beatles on this
supposed ’MUSIC LOVERS’ f
orum... some of the grea
test artists ever are beatl
es...
— Doctor Casino (agode...), September 2nd, 2006.
PS: Who do you think really got Roxy knocked up? *wink wink nudge nudge*
— Domenico Buttez (estebanbutte...), September 2nd, 2006.
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well done to scotland, and all their supporters.
— CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), September 2nd, 2006.
!!!
Who’s Lenny?
— masonic boom (kateotheremai...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (kate) (link)
Singer out of Notorhead.
— nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (nu_onimo) (link)
kate left herself logged on on lex’s computer
Or, Lex ..Ktae’s.
no that doesn’t work
Actually, you’re right.
Stuff YANK PLANKS New Media Inc; install MATOS to use SYSTEMS THINKING, ensure DARKWAVE placements are high enough: employ MATTY TALOR as statistical advisor.
— DJ Venutian (juror...), November 28th, 2006.
— Dom Passantino (juror...), November 27th, 2006. (DomPassantino) (later)
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Dom Passantino is just learning about fortunecity’s hotlinking policy.
ZERO TOLERANCE
— grbchv! (redneckz...), November 28th, 2006. (gbx) (later)
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I’m not a hotlinker, that’s what’s so insane about this.
— Dom Passantino (juror...), November 28th, 2006. (DomPassantino) (later)
ROFL
WEHRE DOES THE LADDER COME FROM?
I’m not laughing about that. I’m staring with a perplexed look on my face. Why does it change from a comfy sofa into a thing to hurt yourself on?
Why wouldn’t you just sleep on the couch?
That looks like something you would lure bears into.
It is a BUNK BED, did none of you have siblings?
those ‘olympic’ games used to give me cramps in my palm
— ken c (klaj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.
ERM NO I DON’T MEAN WANK OLYMPICS
— ken c (dalfj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.
Pole vault
— C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), November 29th, 2006 1:35 PM. (C J)
maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...
lacht aus laut?
It is a BUNK BED, did none of you have siblings?
Freak bed, more like.
I’d be cool with them if they came from the Western Suburbs. But Blackwood? There’s never been a black person that has stepped into Blackwood since they killed all the aboriginals!
— [electric sound of] esteban buttez (estiebuttez...), November 30th, 2006.
Jokes about Adelaide suburbs are ALWAYS hilarious. Stay tuned for my set of Noarlunga zingers!
damned sandbox and its real nameness
Yeah, but Darwin-on-Genesis slash is something I’ve never seen before, like on a “Sonic the Hedgehog’s Erotic Borg Adventure” level.
— nabisco (san...), December 4th, 2006 7:55 PM. (nabisco)
hahahaha was gonna post that
one of my sisters looks and acts like an Indian version of Darla from Dazed and Confused. so I love her.
— horseshoe (rosalind51...), December 4th, 2006.
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with all the range and charisma of a junior high school play understudy
— deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 4th, 2006.
first time i heard him say “brains like teri” i thought he meant teri schiavo and it was the ultimate diss. then i realized he was talking about teri hatcher and i was sort of bummed.
— vahid (vfoz...), December 2nd, 2006.
OMG U R MY SOULMATE
— Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.
The fuck?
— Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.
That was not supposed to go into this thread.
— Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.
lol u <3 vahid
— amon (vvv@gmail.com), December 2nd, 2006.
HINDER TO WIN-DER
— Leon Czolgosz (nicole.kessle...), December 4th, 2006.
jagger likes rubbish indie. passantino has rape fantasies. is this right?
— david wilshire iv (wilshir...), December 4th, 2006.
and kate has rubbish indie rape fantasies.
— Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 4th, 2006.
Request addition of that to ILX FAQ. Please action.
classic ilx pics suppository.
— Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), December 4th, 2006 10:27 PM. (Madchen)
Wait, wait, I think this is my first ever Excelsioring. Huzzah!
I AM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL IN THE POOP CHUTE
— GALKIN (GALKI...), December 4th, 2006. (later)
Paris Hilton’s thing smells like bubble gum and flop sweat.
— teeny (teenydream...), Today 11:36 PM. (teeny) (later) (link)
That sentence is awkward as hell and I’d never write it.
Hey, Steve, how would you rewrite this sentence: “I’m a fanny”?
— Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:23 AM. (Eyeball Kicks) (later) (admin)
I’d probably rewrite it as: “Kiss my ass”
— steve schneeberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:29 AM. (steve go1dberg) (later) (admin)
hahaha, teeny’s post should be the Wikipedia entry for “human race.”
“fantastic” is not the word i would have chosen. also i would’ve hazarded a guess that mickey was also a virgin but i guess jail or whatever would solve that
— lexpretend (lexusjee...), December 5th, 2006.
Sexual experience precludes hobbies. Just in adolescence and early adulthood or throughout a whole life? What about married audiophiles with $200k hi-fis, or fishermen, or anything? Once you’ve had sex you can’t be arsed with culture or interests anymore so you just watch bad evening TV when not having sex?
— Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.
the RIAA come round and bum you personally
— sede vacante (n...), December 5th, 2006.
my life’s been downhill all the way since i got laid
— tissp! (tissp2...), December 5th, 2006.
as if those questions need to be answered. go ahead and pretend there’s no correlation between teenage virginity and passionate, time consuming hobbies. we were both teenage virgins once, nick.
— hm (mi...), December 5th, 2006.
Speak for yourself. I’m from Devon and had several pet dogs as a child.
— Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.
i can’t wait for the JD Drew to Boston announcement so i can drive to fenway and take a steaming shit in right field.
— thebingo (thebing...), Today. (later)
(courtesy of forksclovetofu)
Okay, that’s genius.
“what did the russian spy say in the sushi restaurant?”
“what?”
“nothing, he was too weak to talk, because he had been poisoned by a radioactive isotope that is deadly when ingested!”
— Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2006.
The Bare Naked Ladies’ revenge?
heh. that little girl reaching out in the center is classic
I like the assured guy at the top who’s worked out it’s not hitting him and is just watching the fun.
that pic was originally posted by forksclovetofu here:
girl at the bottom “looks like I don’t get a bat to take home!”
Is that dude getting hit in the jaw or does it just look that way?
LOL: woman holding up her drinks tray: “If I can’t see it, it can’t see me right?”
i like the one in the black shirt: doesn’t react or anything.
m grout—barenaked ladies comment otm!
that german pic is possibly the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen on excelsior though—just made me spurt my drink up my nose, which hurt, but was so worth it.
Isn’t it pretty old though? (yeah yeah, 1943, har har har, but I think I’ve seen that (on ILX I think) a long time ago)
Doesn’t matter whether it’s old or not, of course, so that comment and this one are useless. :-/
if i’ve seen it before, i’m glad i forgot about it!
curtis, i think i just found my ideal xmas card cover
Is that a mixtape?
Kool Keith “Straight Penis Penetration”
Peaches “Me, BF, and 3 our friends Group Sex”
Momus “Asian girl Sioko making my BF blowjob!”
Belle and Sebastian “Me and my friend Lucy like lesbians”
Bjork “Pornstars Alike (very vulgar)”
— Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 5th, 2006 8:39 PM. (marmotwolof)
ok, apologies if this is old news, but i just found this on youtube and by the end, it had me absolutely crying
He Man sings 4 Non Blondes
Even with the sound off that is the best thing ever.
now it’s time for CAKE!
Skeletor just going “Nyarrrr!” at about 2:45 is where i really lost it.
:D
It’s the little arm movement he makes when he dances that does it for me.
courtesy of ally:
“oh twoleftpaws”
all-time worst mustache in Rock History?
ilx sandbox >
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WHO IS IT? [admin: bloglink 86’d]
— PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 5th, 2006.
Answers
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
— John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (johnjuste...), December 5th, 2006.
the he-man thing.....omg
I’m going to go eat a sandwich. We’ll see how gay I am later.
— Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:58 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)
from the 100 things that happened on ilx in 2006 thread:
31. Maria showed scott how to post pictures.
— grady (goforgrad...), December 7th, 2006. (later)
haha
and yes omg he-man sings
tears in eyes for 4:28 min
OK GUYS THIS IS GENIUS:
the purple cape man meeting the robot is the best bit
70% of ivy leaguers are legacies or something, aren’t they?
That’s why all the ivy kids I know save Tracer Hand have like alaskan bushman genetics
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
Actually I’ve never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he’s an alaskan bushman too
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
— Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001
— Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)
so that explains mystery science theater 3000
college graduates are often adept at sucking dick, it’s true
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.
did you see what I did there guys
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.
You’re a retard.
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 8th, 2006.
why was john lennon assasinated?
was the CIA involved?
[link]
[link]
— PEW (HouseholdNam...), Today 6:16 PM. (PEW) (later) (link)
Answers
lennon hired chapman to kill him so he wouldn’t have to live in a world with you.
— deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), Today 6:18 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)
also:
why was john lennon assasinated?
To get to the other side?
— David RER (quoteidio...), Today 6:51 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)
i’m in an airport
and there’s a BRO talking on his cell phone, bragging to his friend about the strip club he went to last night and how socal has “dude, so many oriental girls here.”
— paresthesia hilton (jb...), December 8th, 2006. (get bent)
Answers
No eyepatch?
— Ned Raggett (ne...), December 8th, 2006. (Ned)
asia will blow his fucking MIND, bro.
— Jessie the Monster (meeea...), December 8th, 2006. (scarymonster)
the bit in this where the guy sings “pencil sharpener” is pretty great
ok, add at a fourth element: timing, power, pace and accuracy
timing: the coordination of striking the ball at the right time
— DJ Martian (altmartinu...), December 10th, 2006.
Thank you for explaining the concept of timing for us all.
— Matt DC (runmd...), December 10th, 2006.
writing: the use of a pen or keyboard to type words
— Lou Calvert (...), December 10th, 2006.
Vagina: That thing Martian has to pay to touch
— Unnecessary (loopdaloo...), December 10th, 2006.
PIZZA V BOOBIES (338 new answers)
Can you describe the taste of... (6 new answers)
I really want to photoshop pictures of M. White into situations that only HE could turn into classy gigs.
EX: A RODEO, HENTAI
— jessie is logged out yet again! will the madness ever stop! (u...) (webmail), December 11th, 2006 5:49 PM. (later) (link)
— amon (...), December 12th, 2006.
lol
is that a 4ch*n board invasion? Or just people who don’t know it’s a meme from there?
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I just found out my parents might be getting this for Ophelia. SHould I be worried?
— nathalie (wotwotwo...), December 6th, 2006. (later)
No, every kid should have their own cute Asian friend.
— nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), December 6th, 2006. (later)
Sonically,, what seperates ProgRock from other Rock???
Besides the long solos and the nerdy lyrics. Does ProgRock have less melody that other Rock? I mean what is it that distinquishes it, musiclaly?
— PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 12th, 2006.
Answers
It has no input from coloured musics.
— Comstock Carabinieri (copp...), December 12th, 2006.
Jeff Koons is neither cute nor clever. It did take a lot of balls for him to become an artist though! Like, fifty or sixty balls.
— Matt Cibula (expresso222...), February 16th, 2007 5:34 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)
anyway, the manboobs site has balls. jack black, not so much.
— Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), February 16th, 2007 7:40 AM. (later)
i stopped looking before i got to the balls.
— Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 16th, 2007 7:42 AM. (later)
Post by Ignored User (Shakey+Mo+Collier) removed.
I still can assume exactly what you said, and I’d just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!
Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D
— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007. (later)
This thread in its entirety is perfect and should be locked and preserved in formaldehyde:
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This thread is devoted to “Flamboyant” by the Pet Shop Boys
To me, this sounds more like Stephin Merritt’s pastiches of 80s synthpop than like any of the classic PSB songs I know. I think, however, that I like it more than either anything by Merritt or any classic PSB I know.
— sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.
Answers
Classic moment 1:
“It all takes courage
You know it
Just crossing the street
well, it’s almost heroic”
— sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.
(I will now go to the gym and try to salvage what’s left of my masculinity.)
— sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.
At the GYM?
— nabisco (san...), February 17th, 2007.
re: bruce springsteen
—
yo bruce’s paraents left him the keys to the car, let’s pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION
— mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.
big round of applause to the writers for such an accurate portrayal of London in an American Tv show FINALLY...
red phone box check
policeman in classic ‘tit’ helmet check
classic cars parked on every street check
pub landlord in shirt and tie check
combo of distant london landmarks suddenly close together (houses of pariament and er, greenwich foot tunnel?) check
angry man with CRICKET bat check
[...]
— resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.
first response here:
Oh, Geirpaws.
(about Britney’s hair on eBay)
it’s the VU acetate of celebrity hair.
— the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)
Simpsons has always been more focused on domestic life and family than South Park, which is more about the world.
— Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?
— and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
‘the simpsons are going to north korea!’
— and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
Not really. I haven’t had a TV set for 5 years, and I’m not sure if they’re even showing it here anymore.
— Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
‘the simpsons aren’t going to finland!’
— and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
Re the “I has a bucket” pic:
Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?
— Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)
nah, it’s a dude in a sea lion costume.
— Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)
There should be a law against reforming a band without their original frontman and creative brain.
— Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.
What about if it’s just a brain? In a jar?
— It’s Expected I’m Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.
More than the staffs, the names of the notes. Why not just go to L?
They’re not written on the staffs...
— Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)
This staff goes to L.
— nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)
Hah!
Thanks for that.
I’m going to Lisbon tomorrow morning for five days.
Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.
— Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.
Answers
I hope it worked out for you.
— PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.
“Your Lesbian tips please” spoof thread in 5...4...3...
— It’s Expected I’m Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.
Followed by “your lesbian tits”, obv.
— ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.
You had to get that one off your chest?
— It’s Expected I’m Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.
Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.
— ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.
JOKE
nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.
i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.
END OF JOKE
— grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.
really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.
— hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.
My elementary school was so poor we didn’t even have Windows.
OMG no wonder Finlanders are so pale.
— nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)
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i wasn’t SPECIFICALLY talking about smurfette, i meant doing blow off of other people in general
— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007. (later)
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it’s so good! my gf sometimes says “you numbskull” when I won’t shut up about numlock!
— Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 20th, 2007.
yes it was sorry i couldn’t resist teh ben elton-esque iraq zing
— It’s Expected I’m Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of politics.
— White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
little bit of shit west end musical
— It’s Expected I’m Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s cum on his chin
— White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
i often send my kids to work and stay at home, see how *they* like it.
— temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)
omg enrique has kids?
that probably should’ve went on the dad jokes thread.
nuts.
GUYS BASKETBALL GAMES ARE SO AWESOME WHY DIDN’T I REALIZE THIS TIL NOW
AGENT ZERO FOR LIFE
— ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
i blame my father and years and years of “you’re so tall, you must be great at basketball” for clouding my vision until this very day
— ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
but NO MORE
— ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
ah fuck it i ain’t got the time to follow basketball
— ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG
— 69 (plsmit...), February 21st, 2007.
f2 renames stuff xpost
— tremendoid (kemeti...), February 21st, 2007 7:22 AM. (tremendoid)
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yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost?
— sterl clover (s.clove...), February 21st, 2007 7:38 AM. (s_clover)
I like eating shrimp po’ boys with vegetarians like lesbians like straight girls.
— JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:22 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
(I could’ve put another “eating” in there but I didn’t)
— JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:23 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
don’t press the Delete and Internet buttons at the same time
— resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)
or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.
— Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)
“catholics, blacks, jews, women, hispanics, mormons, serial divorcer, old dudes, gays, atheists”
this is a song in the making
— scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)
i think randy newman may have already written it.
— scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)
I think when I regard someone by their looks, I’m not usually thinking of the state of their labia. Maybe that’s just me, though.
— Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)
The new I LOVE X is ready...for me to poop on!
— scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007. (later)
xpost, christ I hate this fucking code
— stet (bonald...), Today 3:58 PM. (stet) (later)
let’s make a poll about it.
— forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)
Speaking of which, the evening took a turn for the sad when I brought up 9/11 and he said that he used to work with the United 93 flight attendants and he did their training. Yarps!
— Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
You’re not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.
— JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
I brought it up in a “sexy” way. I said in a breathy voice, “Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon....”
— Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
“Our twin towers are on fire!”
— Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.
— danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)
what is adblock?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
i think he was in the beastie boys
― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..
pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!
Liked that one...
xpost what is dadjoek
LJ swears up and down that the new Wilco is the best thing they’ve ever done
― gov. brownback blows a lot (henrietta lacks), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:15 AM (11 hours ago)
you mean the guy that made a chocolate & cheese sauce to serve with fish?
― v-shasty, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:16 AM (11 hours ago)
classic
Frantisek Kotzwara, musician:
“He is perhaps more famous for the notorious nature of his death.[2]” the notorious masturbatory nature i think you mean
Stephen David Wyatt Milligan, British MP:
“He was found dead in his flat in Chiswick, London in February 1994, strangled by an electrical cord during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.[1]”—well there we go, that’s frank, bravo
Vaughn Bodē, artist:
“Bodē’s death was due to autoerotic asphyxiation, or perhaps the use of asphyxia as a meditation aid: his last words (to his son) were, ”Mark, I’ve seen God four times, and I’m going to see him again soon. That’s No. 1 to me, and you’re No. 2.“”—uh ok, that’s the end of researching this topic. i am fucked up for lyfe now
― Z S, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM (Yesterday)
Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to Bode
If you ain’t seeing god, quit choking your goddamn self
Daniel’s stuff on the Republican thread always makes me laugh.
he should, as i am (Santorum’s) constituency.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
well, me and his wife and their 42 kids and his parents and his in-laws and a few friends from the “No Sex ‘Till Marriage“ support group he sponsors.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
okay, mitt romney is TERRIBLE at retail politics.
i’m sort of torn on this. on the one hand, i think i’d hate doing this as much as romney obviously does. on the other hand, if he just relaxed — i.e., if he wasn’t looking for the sharp or witty line (which doesn’t work in these settings), or so quick to deliver a false greeting (and it shows), or so gifted as ruining the possibility of conversation (see virtually every effort to engage a voter here) — he’d be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:41 PM Bookmark Permalink
so basically you are saying if Mitt Romney was a little less like Mitt Romney, he’d be okay
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:42 PM Bookmark Permalink
no.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink
i am saying if mitt romney were a lot less like mitt romney, he’d be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink
missed italics on “lot” but still lol
Pretty sure referring to one’s political opponents as either stupid or crazy is unlikely to convert many of them.
― M. White, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
depends how stupid / crazy they are
― iatee, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
fyi they dont kill the animals with guns in factory farming
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
of course not, anyone with sense would go for the unarmed ones
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
big lol @ dan’s post.
tonight i bought a quart of regular “golden nog”, a quart of “vanilla nog” and a fifth of captain
― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
i apparently sold a serial comma as well
― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
nogl
― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark
this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink
^ needs to be c&p’ed to ‘Solitary Posts’ imo
I think about most often to calm my anxiety. For instance I was on a flight recently and I started to get really nervous. I’m not the greatest flyer. Then I started thinking about how not everything is about me and how insignificant I am and how unlikely it was that the plane would crash just because I was on it. It helped. So did the benzos.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
thanks I will help you open up ms word later
― iatee, Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:02 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
can’t be stopped can’t be tamed
Hoos, just remember that most americans’s would subscribe to the observation of Sam Rayburn: “any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.”
You have to offer something constructive, other than anger and wilding around in the streets or most of america will tune you out.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
what, they built a barn like yesterday
― iatee, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
Rich in lols, that thread.
From Gun Etiquette thread:
The guns are at the left of the plate. People get confused about which to use first, but just work from outside in (left to right). There may be an oyster gun on the right but it’s much smaller than the others and easy to tell apart.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, December 1, 2011
Loool
Also most people into polyamory are kinda ugly.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:20 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
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I have a theory that they never got laid enough or enough attention as an adolescent because of said ugliness, and are now making up for it and then some.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
Remember how all the kids in marching band used to pork each other? Same thing.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
that is a truth lol
Three people this week have told me to buy a laptop
and three times I have denied them
― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
you are the judas of laptops.
― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
re: “Moves Like Jagger”
why can’t i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
because “Fuck You” is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Friday, December 9, 2011 5:46 PM Bookmark Permalink
oh DAMMIT, I was going to post a link to a Boston place that had a drink on their menu made with veal stock but they’ve since taken it off of their menu
it was called the ABATTOIR
― OH NOES, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:46 PM (18 minutes ago)
Try ABATTOIR. It will slaughter you!
― M. White, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:48 PM (17 minutes ago)
$10,000 bet was amazing. Romney fucked this debate up in an incredible way.
― Adrien Brony (step hen faps), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:37 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
“I will bet one night with my wife that you are incorrect”
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:46 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
“which wife”
― HOOS aka driver of steen, Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
“mr. gingrich, please wait until you’re being addressed”
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 06:00 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
In re: Childish Gambino:
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wow i just heard this and oh shit i don’t like it
― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 11:56 AM
I got a girl on my arm dude, show respect
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
She too fine
I do dimes
― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:00 PM (53 minutes ago)
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
haha is this real?
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Monday, December 12, 2011 12:01 PM (52 minutes ago)
Sadly, yes.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:07 PM (45 minutes ago)
i dont think even iatee could defend that line.
― big popppa hoy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:14 PM (39 minutes ago)
I don’t actually like this guy I was just bored the other day
― iatee, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:17 PM (35 minutes ago)
solitary posts that effortlessly sum up ilx
― Mordy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:47 PM (5 minutes ago)
i’m super good friends with several ilxors now, it’s a little weird telling people how we met since we didn’t know each other growing up or in college or working together. i almost just want to say we met high fiving at a gloryhole behind the lake street kmart because it sounds less lame.
― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
I met someone during a Lake Street Kmart gloryhole high-five. It wasn’t the lamest thing I did that day.
Yes I know it is Too Soon (c) but I could not help myself in the land of unfortunate headlines.
I guess I need the misfortune of that one explained to me. Because of the slang slash = piss?
✔
because of the slang
POLLemicist who SLANGED all, freely, with wit
look i ilxed it
Oh, WmC, you innocent. Slash is one of the following:
Champagne
Lobster
Anal sex
Picnics
would you care to guess which?
I only knew the cut, piss and sexy fanfic meanings.
(actually yes I know, technically it doesn’t have to involve anal sex (though it mostly does, because it’s totally a slash ~thing~) but it’s phrase that’s been repeated often in his threads so my mind made the obvious leap)
I got an email the other day from someone who put one space BEFORE every fullstop and no spaces afterwards. BONKERS.
― los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:20 (52 minutes ago) Permalink
^ not how I remember Chuck D’s lyric
― nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:22 (50 minutes ago)
yeah i was gonna post that one
things that shd happen to ppl who say ‘pandas are an evolutionary dead end & shd be left to die out’
(...after several quite imaginative suggestions:)
they should be pissed and shat upon by a panda.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
LOLled
deep down we’re all a little bit straight, Tuomas
― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, December 16, 2011 1:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
This pic wins excelsior FOREVER
-Z S
The use of “lady doctor” has faded considerably, now that women are not only going to med school in greater numbers, but are often choosing to serve in the less glamorous roles of family medicine and pediatrics, so they are often one’s main doctor. As for “female musician”, I have never encountered it. Not once. And I don’t seem to be a carrier for the idea that musicians are male by default. Composers and conductors, otoh...
“Male nurse” is still going strong, although they are less of a rarity now.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:28 (Yesterday) Permalink
i have yet to encounter “lady doctor” within the field of medicine
― river wolf, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink
Anyone run into “lady strawman” yet?
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink
Chris Martin is right! I don’t like his music but if listening to OK Computer got him that babe Gwyneth then you can’t say it’s that terrible!
― billy goat, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:27 PM Bookmark Permalink
Gwyneth was totally insufferable and intolerable until, like, 3 years ago?
― OH NOES, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:37 PM Bookmark Permalink
and now she’s . . . ?
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink
vegan!
― flexidisc, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink
lookit the paragraph starting “‘Fangtasia,’ Pam said” — there’s places where the gaps between words are larger than the words themselves — now admittedly i. a small subset of people will care and ii. this appears to be from one of those true blood novels so w/e
i don’t know, i assume the normal response is “why in the hell would that bother you” and then i say “you don’t know it but it’s crippling your reading experience” and then i turn into that guy who starts the dynamic range compression threads and refuse to go outside because i might hear some music that’s not on my perfectly magnetically balanced insulated and feng shui-ed hi fi system
― thompp, Thursday, December 22, 2011 6:16 PM (2 days ago)
I dont like watching an undead 3D model in an evening gown run awkwardly down hallways for hours at a time for a fleeting external environment money shot
― oPal, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:01 AM (10 hours ago)
what game is this a reference to?
― zappi, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:59 AM (5 hours ago)
last year at marienbad HD
― Mordy, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:01 AM (5 hours ago)
pretty good one from the Games thread
will no one think of the adult straight dudes???
All day.
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
will no one think of Gwyneth Paltrow?
I don’t know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.
― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:26 (37 minutes ago) Permalink
haha what thread?
tumblr whites lemonade
Texts from Bennett, LBI
Ta!
denial is just kind of sad past a certain point, even from a total asshole.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
:———————)
― amon, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
The Suarez Report is weirdly engrossing. Quite amusing reading references to Mr. Kuyt and so on
― Number None, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
I’m sure that was done for his benefit
― slightly upwards of (once a lifetime is ample), Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink