Um, no.

I heard it.

I’ve reached the age and level of cynicism now where any time my Venn diagram links in with that of your blog-standard 17 year old indie kid, I feel a mild pain in my back.

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Haha, “blog standard”!

I see why Bizarre pay you the big quids!

Thorn, Age: 25 From: Kent
“The kinkiest thing I’ve done was to fuck my boyfriend up the arse with a strap-on while my friend was on her knees sucking his cock and playing with her pussy. When he came we swapped his cum between our mouths as we kissed and masturbated each other while he watched.”

Why don’t we see anything like this on Stylus?

Nick Southall, Age: 27 From: Exeter

“The kinkiest thing I’ve ever done was fuck my girlfriend whilst maintaining a decent treble balance on my SX4521SR headphones attached wirelessly to a Bang and Olufsen trip-10 hi-fi system set up on a glass table”

Playing Spirit of Eden, natch.

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whaT does it mean if a girl gives you spirit of eden wrapped up in flower stationery with lipstick on the outside and says it’s a good sex album??

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I just want a girl just like the girl that married my dear old severed pig head.

I’d never use Bang & Olufsen.

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New Bizarre out this month with an awesome article about nerdcore pr0n written by upcoming journo Dom Passantino.

We don’t buy that kind of rubbish in America, Passantino.

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oh wait we have