;_;

good riddance cuntfaces

tsk

*suppresses laughter in library*

*chortles internally*

harbl!!!

Killing them with kindness was not working?

upon reflection i take slight umbrage at being called cuntface.

if you’re looking for an apology you’ve come to the wrong place

‘cuntface’ is a very naughty thing to say

good riddance max max max max

he’s still here you dreadful girl.

my my

i’m sorry everyone :((((((((((((((

i hope that’s not meant to depict an angry row of our faces.

I am feeling a bit miffed.

about looking a bit muffed.

well i was looking for an angry row of faces but all i found was this collage of bud seligs. i hope you like it.

he looks angry in some of them. i’m not sure anything can convey my displeasure at this situation, though.

No results found for “row of angry cuntfaces”.

thanks man see u

am i going to be in trouble when jergins gets home :-\

i hope so, i <3 trouble.

and that is why i <3 you!

precisely why, in fact!

aw thank you, i <3 you too!

hAW

harbl, ‘cuntface’ is particular favourite of mine when it comes to swear words. i save it for special occasions when i really want to express my displeasure at a person/object.

do you deem this occasion appropriate?

lol

ladies nite up in the sandbox

if by ‘special occasion’, you mean ‘any time you feel like it’

i <3 foulmouthed girls.

i’m still stuck on gun.gif. harbleto u said u are shaped like a milk carton. did u mean milk jug? also, u said u were a chick??

don’t you have your own board to post on or something?

with site new answers u are in all boards @ once

<3 u jergins

aw sweetheart, i miss u most

i don’t miss u or ur rapscallion ways.

things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;_;

jergins is a rough beast

jergins, that’s not me. that’s my boyfriend.

smoove, you aren’t allowed to say cunt in america

yeah, i know. i’m holding off till i get my duel citizenship and can’t be kicked out, then i’m gonna run down the streets shouting it through a megaphone.

hey everyone, instead of a normal human face, you have a cunt.

there are nooooooo cunts in america

hey lingbert, you are a fucking cunt

just kidding lingbert

disgraceful.

lingbert, i tried to send you an inspirational message but i don’t think it went through so you will have to struggle on without it.

how did you try? via webmail or telepathy? other method?

harbl i think timbaland featuring OneRepublic said it best

i apologize

it’s too late to apologize

i ain’t mad at cha

oh god lingbert i take back my apology i hate that song so much

OneRepublic

i’m bored

do something

i’m tired

sleep

:-/

lingbert, i used webmail, but after i submitted it the screen went unpromisingly blank so i thought it had probably not gone through.

webmail is shady.

webmail is a fucking cunt.

webmail is too busy fucking a cunt to send your fucking message.

webmail, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean it :((((((((((((((

where have i heard this before?

tehresa were you lying about webmail’s activiities, i think so.

only time (and lingbert) will tell.

for his sake, i hope so.

you are a good friend.

pssht it’s all an act.

it is a good act.

just enough rouge

two bright spots of hope.

tehresa i got your webmail where you said jergins is a cunt but i just didn’t know what to say in response, i was shocked you would say something like that about him

lol @ artistic liberty with text!

i was bored and really just thought we should have that drink we never had.

harbl don’t take tehresa’s words out of cuntext

Thank you, lingbert. I take back my claim of fauxfriendship.

conclusion: there is nothing good about the riddance of lxy and jergins’ board.

have i told you lately that i love you?

well if i didn’t darlin’ i’m sorry

Have I told you I’m always thinkin’ of you?

did i reach out and hold you in my loving arm

i was just heating a pizza and it was burning on top while still pale and doughy on the bottom so i called it a stupid cunt pizza in a loud cheerful voice.

haha

today at safeway, there was this weird dude standing next to me looking at syrup. all of a sudden he muttered something like son of a fucking cunt and grabbed a bottle of syrup and walked away down the aisle

i once saw a showdown in a vegetarian cafe between a skinhead and a hardcore separatist lesbian (who were sporting almost identical outfits and hairdos) where he growled that someone was a cunt and she roared at him, ‘denigrate your own genitals’, which pleased the whole room immensely. my own later dealings with them were a) him sexually harrassing me at a deserted bus station late on a sunday afternoon in winter when the light was low, which was unpleasant and unnerving but i got away okay, and b) me and my friends getting very drunk with her one night and having a very great time, she was funny and kind and she didn’t at all mind how frivolous we were.

i saw her years later and we had both stopped drinking, for the same reasons. but we laughed about the reasons.

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who says you can’t ruin a bad thing

harbl has been slightly reminding me of someone and i just realised it’s deeznuts, it’s partly the voice and partly the mercurial mood shifts and partly the gobfuls of cheek.

ouch!

i didn’t mind deeznuts, except for on a couple of terrible occasions, i quite like rogues.

yeah i’m deeznuts

???

hourly bullshit update: pizza eaten. still no releases.

hourly bullshit update: pizza eaten. still no releases.

― tehresa, Tuesday, February 10, 2009 1:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

update?

get well soon lxy<3<3

Finally leaving!!!!!

Also what estela said: feel better soon, lxy dearest!

Finally home! Thread title change otm!

yes!

i want to post about what a shitty cup of coffee i made this morning. i don’t think i can even finish it.

we get free starbucks at my work and our shit coffeemaker ruins what was already a pretty iffy cup

my coffee-making is so inconsistent. one day i’m like wow good job the next it’s like ew this tastes like pennies. i’m incompetent.

i make grebt coffee. I have a hard time drinking other people’s coffee, rap my relatives’. It is like dirty water and makes me feel icky.

i don’t drink coffee, but i’m infamous for my hot-drink-making skills. seriously.

make me one

ok sure since you never like even speak to me anymore cuz you’re oh so busy with dumb school and whatever

smoooooooove otm

i texted lingbert last night and never got an answer. was i too forward? “I miss u. Come over soon.” probably he didn’t answer cuz i’m not a chick

maybe if you phrased it as a question and also asked about trees like it was urgent

and added “help like i was your own sister”

you should have said u were “pine”ing for him.

actually i never got a text

make like a tree

and leave your wife for me

are you guys watching lost tomorrow night? i might be able to watch with you.

do trees have mates? otherwise my minipoem makes no damn sense

yeah, we are! first time this season we’ll watch it live. u invited.

(text was sent drunkenly to your email alingb✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧)

Wait so does that mean you are all not coming to my lost taco party? (We are going to find and eat them with mango salsa for island feelings.)

oh i am deliberately not even watching lost because i can’t handle it—from week to week i just forget everything and get super confused so i gotta wait for the dvd.

also i would like to call bullshit again:

i got a minor cold and thought yay it’s only little. then jordan caught it off me and got really sick, and now he has given me the cough part and i’m not v happy about this state of affairs.

also i call bullshit on aussies not liking rove. i need to rethink all the generalisations i’ve ever made about australians.

(rove mcmanus, not that american rove dude)

lol was worried for a sec there

i thought “lost taco party” was like a scavenger hunt for tacos but now i get it

fucked up of u not to invite me to ur lost taco party

u can come if u want

ta ta

not really a party as much as me and julia hanging out makin fish tacos (no homo) and watching lost

if u came tho, it would be a party.

i said, ta-ta

if i gave you a lost taco party would you come

cause i’m planning to lose tacos, big fun

can i have suburban hard thread back? it seems like it might be appropriate for my high school reunion planning that is making me LOLLLLLLLLLL/cringe now.

or maybe i will start a new thread.

my behavior on this thread was A+

i am totally never going to my hs reunion! good riddance cuntfaces!!!!!

i probably will not go but the facebook group is good for lols

omg LOOOOOOOL HARBL!!!!! <3

; )

i will definitely go to my high school reunion

i dont think there will be one though

yeah i thought my school would’ve had a 10yr reunion, but nope. i wouldn’t go anyway, since my only motivation would be to find out what everyone is doing with their lives because i’m totally nosy, but i can get the same info thru facebook.

never never never

u guys really hated high school that much?

i think this is a common experience for nerds, i had the added joy of catholic education

i don’t remember whether i really hated it i just feel no desire to see anyone from it except a couple people i still talk to anyway

i also really don’t like “events” but that’s separate

i didn’t go to my (catholic) high school reunion but my best friend from school did and she regretted it, she said they were all as boring as ever.

one time a delegation of girls i didn’t mind too much from my class came to me and pleaded with me to study for our final exams and beat this mean smug girl who was about to become top of the class (highest aggregate), they said they were all too thick to do it so i was their only chance, so i said i would see what i could do and i studied hard for two weeks and took out the prizes and then we were all bonded in jubilation over her sulky shocked face but the nuns were angry because i didn’t deserve it because i was frequently unpunctual and disruptive to others.

frequently unpunctual and disruptive to others

lol, girlie, some things never change, huh! <#<3<3<3

haha, that’s a great story estela! in 11th grade math i had a silent battle with a girl next to me because she was obnoxious and perfect and would correct the teacher if he ever made a mistake. every time we got a test back i would look at her paper to see if my grade was higher. it was fun when she sulked if she got a 97 or something. i think that was when i really started liking math. then i was mad when my brother went to prom with her.

lol you both would have loathed the girl who was going to be top of the class if i didn’t act swiftly.

when i was in middle school this girl who used to be one of my ‘best friends’ suddenly turned on me and started this rumor that i was cheating and spread it all over the 7th grade and i had no friends for the 2nd half of that year, but really i wasn’t cheating and i was just smarter than they were :(

here is a current picture of the offending party looking very smug with her toe-headed child:

i wonder if i went to the reunion if i could cause a scene by bringing this up?

that probably depends on how you bring it up.

i think it’s “tow-headed” unless you are karl rove and your head really does look like a toe

lol u rite maybe i am actually not smart :(

i think there are toes growing out the back of the kids head tho

Horns at least, if not toes.

also, that woman does not look like she’s in her 20s

i never really understood what ‘tow-headed’ meant. or ‘snaggle-toothed’

is it just me or is the sandbox slow as molasses lately? i’m bored.

we need to pick up our game.

it’s a fine line btw on yr game and going overboard and i am now afraid of overborad :(

:(

oh sandbox

i’m reading final proofs of my friend’s novel for him and i keep finding tiny wrong things and it needs to be done by the end of today because it’s getting printed next week and launched the week after and i’m dying of tired eyes.

send all sandboxers 1 chapter and it will be done in no time at all!

gahhhhhhhhhhh so we both have the biggest fucking pet peeve about typos etc. in books, and when jordan was recently published in a magazine, they COMPLETELY MASSACRED his poem—lines missing, lines all wrong, typos—and it was really super distressing. and therefore we were ULTRA pedantic about proof reading our first project. we both must have read the poems 100x, easily. now, months later, i’m reading through the book again and i find TWO M-Fing typos!!! i am irked beyond belief.

on a happier note: a “love poem” jordan wrote for me is being published (not by us) in a miniature handmade hardcover book

p.s. sorry for the caps, harbl, i know u hate them but i LOVE LOVE LOVE them!

iirc, estela expected me to be more shouty in person, because of my excessive capslock use on ilx

lol urc

<3<3<3

haha it’s the itr effect.

also congrats to mr. ytth!

i learned that jergins can be rly shouty if he wants.

not at all expected!

smoove i didn’t notice until you pointed it out! i think your caps usage is reasonable here. typos are truly evil

missing u

missing u too

so suburban hard... not happening?

www.djcriscoke.com.... best dj in greenville EVER!

be sure to catch his comedy routine on the youtube embed.

i had to take our dog to a different groomers for a hair cut because the previous one sold her business and then f. had a larry david incident with the new owner so i went elsewhere and the new dog groomer said, ‘this haircut he’s been getting is 30 years out of date!’, i love the way life is an endless procession of fresh nonsense.

i had no idea he was walking around looking like the linda ronstadt of bichons.

nigh-abusive

you are the antipodean michael vick

you are the youtube commenter of the sandbox.

l-r: lxy, jergins, max

i would like to hear more about this larry david incident.

i don’t think i have the full story yet.

still reading proofs, it has been going on for days.

(and ilx about every 2 minutes because i am stuck at my desk and i have terrible concentration.)

hi

hey lxy i really like rum more than i used to for sure. does that mean i’m getting old?

i do, too! i gotta give props to u, lx, because i hadn’t had rum in years and now i am coming around :)

:)

I have upped my rum game 300% since knowing lxy and am always eyeing the dusty obscurely named bottles in the liquor store.

jergins are you back now?

missing u.