all-time worst mustache in Rock History?
See, now this is why getting my mod status on IMM back would be worthwhile.
HI DERE AGAIN:
That, BTW is on ILE. The first one I linked is on IMM.
Well at least he’s bringing the thunder on himself by spamming away like a clown thus actually breaking rules rather than just being obnoxious in a more vague way.
While we’re at it, was that Mouth Full of Muppets stuff really Marissa? The world needs to know.
nah. she had no html skills
Yeah I know but such things could have been learned rather quickly. She hadn’t posted in a while.
too...premeditated, or something? i don’t know, just guessing
The Marissas were created by ILX.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
ding
ding
ding ding ding
ding
Can a site admin knock this one on the head now?
cosign or whatever the fuck people say now when they mean “no really fuck this blog pimping gimp”
plz plz plz ban
With extreme prejudice.
Banned on IMM to establish precedent.
POINTLESS GESTURES WILL MAKE OUR INTERNET STRONG.
On a more serious note, could the ILM mods just lock him from starting questions? I think that would remove the problem.
What is his relationship to this Christiane F character?
i think steve just finds him really amusing and wants to keep him around
BAN WANGMAN AND HIS FLUNKY
leave steve/christiane alone
BAN FRIDAY ON THE PORCH
Tad, Steve isn’t actually a moderator any more. The reason I haven’t banned him is mostly because I haven’t really noticed him. A lot of those thread titles aren’t any glaringly worse than the sort of corny indie fux0r threads that I gloss over on a regular basis.
I mean, this guy is essentially harmless if very stupid and annoying, right?
(I’m asking seriously what the problem is here, I can’t be arsed to trawl through endless threads to find out. If he’s doing something worse then just starting dumb threads then let me know).
He constantly links to his own myspace blog, he asks the same questions over and over all throughout the internet, on the NME boards, and Sound Opinions and the Alternative Press boards. That said, the dude does ask the most ridiculous questions, and as long as you don’t get sucked into his suckitude, he’s hysterical.
I guess it’s OK to be boring if you’re not posting loads or starting lots of dull threads.
(That’s not sarc btw)
He does seem to have calmed down on pimping his blog on recent questions, and he hasn’t been posting inane things on inappropriate boards (although I banned him from IMM after the “Moustache” fiasco, so who knows?)
Still, I just read the cache of the “Louie Louie” thread, and it’s pretty classic trolling obnoxiousness, so I’d keep an eye on the little fella.
he cannot be real.
there was a time when the noise board didn’t believe you were real
lol
mods: please make this a PEW thread.
— grady (goforgrad...), December 14th, 2006 2:29 AM. (grady)
I mean, this guy is essentially harmless if very stupid and annoying, right?
— Matt DC (runmd...), December 13th, 2006. (Matt DC)
Estie Buttez, RIP
Viva Louis
BAN PEW
plzzzz
I want him banned, I want his family banned, I want his computer burned to the ground so I can piss on his mouse.
That would be a great start.
as long as you don’t get sucked into his suckitude
*hangs head in shame*
After the guy’s racist trolling on the ultravox thread, I locked him & IP banned him. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Wasn’t there some thread on the Noise board that also used the phrase ‘a coon’s age’? ironic no doubt, but this seemed the same as that really. i don’t think he was being deliberately/intentionally racist altho he was deliberately winding people up.
not that i particularly care whether he’s able to post or not really.
Ah, I see now. I hadn’t, before.
Hmm. I thought that his final post, the ‘calling a spade a spade’ one, was actually a semi-amusing attempt to join me in my parody of words and phrases that can appear to be racist but actually aren’t (after I reluctantly accepted his perhaps tenuous exlanation for ‘a coon’s age’). But to have qualms with the final straw disregards the camel-load of bullshine PEW’s inflicted upon the rest of us, so I shall cease my defence here.
Besides, the phrase ‘calling a spade a spade’ by origin at least is racist whichever way you put it, despite its apparently diverse usage.
*explanation
i used ‘a spade a spade’ once. good times.
How is “calling a spade a spade” racist? A spade is a garden tool, that’s where the saying comes from...
Basically using the phrase a ‘coon’s age’ is just a common phrase I use, being brought up in a rural central illinois, there was no racist connotation meant by it whatsoever. What pissed me off was the white-guilt idiot who implied that it was meant to be racist. So my calling a spade a spade comment was just to poke more fun at the idiotic ways of those who suffer from white guilt. I guess I thought this board had more of a sense of humor—or at least as much sense of humor as a typical Daily Show bit...
Which just shoes me that this place isnt as cool, hip, with-it or tuned on, as I thought it was...
Are you denigrating the board?
besides, I’m not a racist...I’ve had sex with several black chicks in my day...
You forgot this bit:
I see that there are some people here who obviously suffer from white man’s guilt. Rather a pity, really...
— PEW (HouseholdName@co
Go away, please.
besides, I’m not a racist...I’ve had sex with several black chicks in my day...
*speechless*
Which just shoes me that this place isnt as cool, hip, with-it or tuned on, as I thought it was...
Then by all means, shoe yourself to the door.
THe first part of overcoming white man’s guilt is accepting that you have it. I’m here to help you.
“Coon’s age” is not in and of itself a racist phrase. I started that thread, and the phrase’s use was ironic, but only because it’s antiquated, not because it’s racist. Obv. I am aware of the racist implications of the word “coon,” however. Also, I don’t know what PEW said.
gygax! (RIP) weighs in:
“coon’s age” is NOT racist. unless you are very racially sensitive about raccoons.
— gygax! (gygax0...), October 11th, 2004 5:43 PM. (gygax!) (link)
is “coons age” a racist phrase?
— hstencil (hstenc!...), October 11th, 2004 4:12 AM. (hstencil) (link)
You better believe it
— jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 11th, 2004 4:12 AM. (jaymc) (link)
lol, backpedaling
lol, joeking
don’t take that the wrong way, j. that thread is hilarious and you need to post high more often.
Only someone who is suffering from white-man’s guilt would interpret the saying ‘coon’s age’ as being racists. When I pointed that out, then made fun of that person’s condition I was banned. Whihc leads me to beleive that the cat who banned me is also suffering from white-man’s guilt...And white man’s guilt actually IS a form of racism...just because you listen to James Brown and vote democrat does not mean you are not racist, especially when you look the other way at the racial injustices that are ingrained into this nation’s socio-economic system, and that you whole-heartedly buy into...
cat?
cue a raft of ‘funny’ cat jpgs
Wow, you truly are sticking it to that self-appointed metropolitan liberal elite there Paul. What a brave, brave man you are.
Can we lock this odious little Nude Spock-lite out of the ModReq forum please?
Seconded.
cue a raft of ‘funny’ cat jpgs
I’m not trying to stick it to anyone Matt. I’m just here to help. And in order to help, the truth must be acknowledged. White-man’s guilt is the largest form of racism against blacks (and other minorities) in our society. And the reason for this is because no one admits it. If you dont confront racism head on and in an honest manner (and instead opt for the white-man guilts approach of lookign the other way) then you will not make any progress in ridding our society of it...
As much as we all appreciate your attempts to lend us a helping hand, Paul, SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE.
Needless to say, I’m all for a sitewide ban on this douchebag.
Yes, please. This foul syphilitic cnut is hitting all my rage buttons.
did you just call me a c-nut?
Thems fightin werdz, Mister!!!
this place isnt as cool, hip, with-it or tuned on, as I thought it was...
Yes, you’re right. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
Is there any reason at all not to just nuke this jerk?
You mean, press the magical new button that deletes everything he’s ever posted? Depends on whether or not people want any of his threads around I suppose.
NUKE WAGEMAMA
I wouldn’t delete all his posts, but I do support a sitewide ban.
FWIW I don’t think there’s any need to nuke him, seeing as some of the threads that have sprung up from his posts are probably semi-interesting to some people.
Right he’s locked out. But if he returns, I’m nuking his posts (I’ll keep the threads)
I don’t like the post nuking idea—smacks of historical revisionism, plus makes some threads nonsensical. More nonsensical. If nothing else I’d like to see some kind of indication,
message removed
or somesuch.
Yeh, it does that now.
hahaha, an admin at that site finally notices the thread and says “sure, I’ll ban the dude.”
I wonder how many places he’s gotten banned from?
hahah oh man, if we only had .sigs on here
Happy 20th Anniversary 
1987–2007
God, what a tool. I feel bad for the wife and kid, esp. since he seems so clueless about what a tool he is.
If there’s anything that fascinates me as much as trolls, it’s people who are so clueless about how they come across. Back in ’92 or so I was in an APA with a guy who was such a cunt to his wife that she drove to one of the Bay Area bridges, got out of her car and made the big jump. And he was all “I hope I find someone else soon, my kids are a double handful to have to deal with by myself.”
asshole pricks association?
sorry if that reflects poorly on you, but wow.
I heard it was supposed to be a Little Golden Book anyways...
TS: PEW’s book VS Kevin Federline’s rap album
APA = Amateur Press Association This one in particular was for comic book fans, a social-skills-challenged bunch to begin with, even the ones who don’t drive their wives to suicide.
Guess who?
How James Brown benefitted from WhiteMan’s Guilt:
Don’t bother to click the link unless you want to get frothingly angry...
beat me to it.
ooh quick work!
thanks stet
I didn’t think he was smart enough to get around an IP ban...?
1:46 AM, 27 Dec 06 How James Brown benefitted from WhiteMan’s Guilt: deleted by stet (paul edward fuckwit)
1:49 AM, 27 Dec 06 This is just a modern rock song locked user PEW by stet (blog.fuckwit.com)
kudos.
Am I the only one who got an email from him yet?
My old bellsouth email address doesn’t exist anymore — makes a great spam filter...
The retardest working man in troll business
roffle
Apparently PEW is known as “Ace” elsewhere.
It’s always the biggest jokers that want to be called “Ace”.
“look! a nigger! it’s a nigger!”
can we get this guy blocked from the DNS servers or something?
Have I missed him posting again? He’s been IP banned for a couple of weeks at least.
Anyway, it looks like he’s found an audience as moronic as he is worthy of his attentions at last:
I was going to ask whether or not there’s anything sadder than a troll so deprived of oxygen that he has to email posters offboard in order to carry on, but resorting to TROLLING THE NME FORUMS is possibly it.
Oh my, a message board all to himself:
If I went to all those boards and posted his home address and phone number, would that make me a bad person?
‘bad’ is so subjective
What a weird, weird dude he is.
I think that straightdope board where he talks about his miserable marriage is the keyhole into his head.
He could just be the best gimmick poster in the history of the internet, you know? He’s probably really a 17 year old AZN kid from Dartmouth.
— Edvard Butt Munchausen, December 29th, 2006 6:32 PM. (Edvard Butt Munchausen) (link)
same old same old back in the saddle
i just want him to go off the net because of you pash