it begins with waiting for a BUSSUX

(it’s raining)

okay, here it comes!

oopsie, that wasn’t a bus it was a fire engine

now THERE’S a bus!

i am taking with me a salad (lettuce, tomatoes, celery, cucumber, carrots) and a bottle of my special delicious homemade salad dressing, officially called “red salad dressing,”

except i have to finish making it when i get to jaq’s, because guess which one of my former roommates used up and did not replace the sugar? (HINT: this person says tijiji but is not in fijiji.) so i had to buy some on my way to the bus stop.

there’s a man on this bus who sounds exactly like william s. burroughs, which i like.

walkin & bloggin

& smoking

& i just talked to our jergins, he says to tell hi to everybody at the fap.

i buy my phone cards in 5 dollar increments and when my business is done i call lx with the rest. get 5 minutes for the 4 dollars left

hi to some people at the fap

we’re fixin to eat: yum!!

dera jaq & mr. jaq got a bottle of cockspur 12 for the occasion. <3

soupfap sounds like the ticket.

omg so good, everything

everything

thing

oh fuck, so full

it was delightful! donut & c, tehersa, laurel, the higgs, jaq, mr. jaq, a real live trapeze artist!

they all say hey & “miss u jergz.”

on a BUSSUX to home. i can barely breathe.

it was worth it, though. and i won’t have to eat again till tuesday.

OMG!!!! So funny! Am poking at cleaning up sort of and eyeing all the leftover desserts.

Also, is this your gray scarf??

mr. jaq is a trapeze artist?

good liveblog

Totally stealthy liveblogging too. I forgot lxy is a secret agent and v v good at stealth.

lol. it was more like liveblogging coming and going to the fap, i was mostly too busy fapping to be blogging.

also, not that good at liveblogging.

thanks for the so nice party, jaq, you guys are awesome!

(not my scarf, thank you for asking.)

jaq <3 <3 <3

lx, i think i have some laughing sugar you are welcome to take back bc i never use it lol.

here is a picture of soupfap

i think mr. and mrs. jaq will have to invite some frat boys over to finish all that beer!

lol @ morrie totally pwning yr bag :) such a bad cat!

Next party is 12/12, will invite beer consumers!

<3<3 i love rotten pets.

i was not bothered by morrie nesting on my bag bc he did so with such disregard for what anyone else thought of it, despite poor jaq’s attempts to discourage him.

by request:

red salad dressing

1/2 C white vinegar

1/2 C balsamic vinegar

1 C canola oil

1/2 C sugar

1 T paprika

1 or 2 whole cloves of garlic, peeled

mix everything together in a bottle. take the garlic out at some point, after a week maybe. like most things it’s better the 2nd day.

it’s one of those totally flexible recipes, though. the original recipe calls for white vinegar only, and uses a whole cup of sugar.

apple cider vinegar works fine. use garlic powder if you don’t have cloves. like that. use what you got.

it is a dressing of deliciousness, truly! ty for sharing the recipe

estela, you would <3 both our cats, they are rotten through and through. Morrie got so mad at me when I tried to keep him off tza’s bag, I thought he might attack me in my sleep!

i never thought of paprika in a salad dressing! tasty :)

i miss that salad dressing

make some!

wonder how much a bottle of balsamic costs in fiji

$1,000,000.00

morrie is a very good name for a rotten cat.

i am quite surprised jaq has not yet tried to foist those cats off on you.

I don’t think I could foist them over the Pacific w/o a (wait for it....)

catapult

(heavily influenced by the spam joeks of magicflakes)

i laughed audibly.

ILA

i am gonna liveblog the shit out of this cigarette break

at jaq’s holiday party. great, as always.

thx, jaq!

jaq and mr. jaq <3 <3 <3

thanks for books, too!!!

Hooray!!! <3 <3 <3 you guys so much!

And soooooo tired right now :)

happy holiday party eve all of you<3